will you get job some day or no
>>38075982
yeah but I want a good job
if I take a bad job I'll just be spending more money than I earn to recuperate from the suffering at work, so in effect I'd be spending much more than I'd be earning
If I don't have a job I'm still losing more than I'm earning but the ratio is better
apart from being a wagie?
Yas
Prrt folio first
Gotta make some good demo reels
>saturday night (ausfag)
>exhausted and in terrible mood
>call in sick to work
>go buy 6 pack of strong beer and bottle of vodka
>walk past happy families along the local river walking back home
>room mate tells me hes goin g to a 21st party
>other room mate and only and best friend of 8 years is out with his gf
>sitting alone in my room drunk and watching shitty youtube videos
Ausfag here, turn on channel 10 and watch the David Attenborough special and get drunk AF lmao
That's what I'm doing
>>38076217
i dont watch mainstream t anymore, havent for a few years. its all trash
>>38076283
>
I only watch it on the background lmao... LAW & ORDER is a good show tho lol
why am i such a fuckup r9k?
>be me
>socially awkward beta
>have no friends
>think: maybe if i get a dog then people will like me and i might get some exercise
oh was i wrong
>got a golden lab, named him cory, cute as fuck dog
>walked around campus, people stop to pet him but nothing else
>decide to take him to dog school
>basically they train him to do all sorts of tricks and to obey and shit
>cost a lot, empty my wallet doing so
>walk around campus again
>this time when people pet him i make him do a trick
>i motion a finger gun and he rolls on the floor playing dead
>they laugh
>make him do another trick, they laugh again and tell me they are hosting a house party
>they ask if i want to come
>"s-sure"
>they ask for me to bring the dog as well
>i say sure, maybe i can make friends for once
>get to party, loud and full of chads and staceys
>walk around with dog, people start to pet him so i make him do more tricks
>eventually i find the hosts
>try to talk to them but they basically ignore me
>they keep playing with the dog
>i leave them with the dog and walk off to talk to people
>no one even talks to me
>people whom i attempt to talk to basically shrug me off
>decided to get cory and go home
>they ask for my number
>i give it to them
>a week or so passes and they text me to come to another party
>i say of course
>literally the same thing happens
>i decide to drink, thinking i might have a better personality drunk
>nope
>blackout
>wake up on a couch
>get dog walk home
>they text me again a few weeks later
>tell me i dont have to come but to bring the dog
>i drop off the dog and walk home like the beta i am
>come back the next morning to get dog
>they ask again to bring dog to another party, no mention of me
>mfw i oblige and drop off dog
>this literally happens 7 more times
>mfw my dog makes better friends than me
>mfw my dog cucked me
While I doubt the validity of this story, it is nonetheless quite entertaining
A dog is more enjoyable to people than you fukken lol
>>38076110
To be fair, most dogs are more enjoyable than all people
>tfw it occurs to you the damage is done and there's no coming back
I'm not damaged, everyone else is jew beaten
>>38075851
I wish I could erase every trace of myself from the past.
What's the damage OP? Cant be that bad.
Is it the true robot hobby?
Any shortwave listeners on /r9k/?
according to brah it's dying though
>tfw fell for SDR meme
I listened on line for a bit but nothing really piqued my interest
tonight im going to be hanging out with a guy. im a kv and idk, i feel like maybe i'll have to give him a handjob or blowjob. im just worried that ill be very anxious and ruin everything. i know the best thing i can do is just... try my best, but i freak out because i think ill be judged. he already knows im inexperienced but im so worried about looking like an idiot. wat do?
>>38075805
Don't give it up easy idiot
Don't feel compelled to do anything you don't want
>>38075831
>>38075819
Incorrect.
Correct: nice bait OP
oneechans body is pretty..
>>38075780
th-thanks pal
>>38075780
jkljlkn,m
>>38075797
who are you
youre not onee sama
onee samas the second post eat a dick
What do you think of this /r9k/? Is it true?
C'mon /r9k/ it's okay if it hurts
>>38075752
yah its true
>>38077017
btw what manga is this ???
Hypothetically, if one was to masturbate with their own feces would this prove that they did not in fact molest their sibling which is alleged based on previous statements in a chatlog about how one did not molest his sibling because she had forced on her anus?
You need to give us a better explanation of what the fuck is going on
>>38075735
>forced on her anus
wut
>>38075735
What the fuck? Quit speaking in hypotheticals and green text.
half asian kids are so cute. who wants one?
>>38075690
EIIiot Rodger
originololi
picrelated is mixed
As a guy in japan I think I will have mixed kids anyway
Where the fuck do I meet boyfriend-free girls aged 18-21? Do I have to get a job at a place with female employees like a McDonald's or a grocery store?
>>38075673
Boyfriend free girl?
Calm down Chris Chan 2
Most girls in part time jobs also tend to have boyfriends. What i do in general is just search for girls on forums of X hobby and videogames, mostly MMOs, there usually 1 out of 100 will be free, and i try to get the interest of that one girl (she has to live relatively close ofc) then i try to make several questions to make sure she doesnt have a BF and that isn't in love with anyone else if everything is ok and you don't go full retard you should have green light and she would probably like all the attention, just don't get comfy in the friendly stage or you will be frienzoned, make your intentions clear as long as you get to know that the girl is 100%.
>>38075673
Just go to a bar you sperg or go out and pick up girls.
If they go to bars or etc they are free and want to fuck.
If you are still too autistic, go and take cooking courses or some shit. Or maybe dance classes. Even if you suck at getting girls, if you can Dance well or cook well, girls will find you.
who here /liveinashithole/ like bakersfield?
Not me, I live in a rich suburb near San Diego.
>>38075639
Nice ayylmao picture. They look like friendly fellas
>>38075639
I'm in Arkansas. The state barely exists so every part of it is a shit hole.
Welcome to frogs and Feels bar!
Come in and have a drink. Relax and vent to your barman!
Thread theme: https://youtu.be/iIpfWORQWhU
>>38075622
can I get a dr pepper with some rum? got the late night blues again
>>38075676
Here you go anon.
If you feel bad some stupid single mom roastie stole my cafe job. Not surprised considering owners are gay.
Do you serve coffee? Maybe add some liqueur. I'm awake after a full night of sleep. First time im months.
>white people will go extinct in your lifetime
>>38075610
>As we wipe out shitskins.
>niggers will increase their IQ due to mix breeding
I'm happy for you
>>38075610
>in the future, no place will be safe for gringos
Any neets here been trying to improve themselves lately?
>working out
>eating healthy/actually eating
>reading
I actually feel better than usual since I started this. I should have started a long time ago. Feelsgoodman.
>>38075609
Yep, doing all the above with the addition of brain games. Tetris, Dual-n-Back. Studies back it up.
Meditation is something I want to start trying later on.
>>38075609
Good job! Just don't lose motivation! It's so hard to keep up with these positive habits, isn't it? Some days you feel like you have no reason to persist, and you find yourself slowly slipping into apathy... just like always, isn't it? But you can do it, I know you can! Even if you feel worthless, at least you're trying to improve, no? Even if it won't lead anywhere, you can always say you tried, right?
Just been eating like 1000 calories per day for a few months by now, its making me lose weight consistently, also reading a lot, gonna get into U next year, feeling overrall better. Probably went from 3-4/10 mood to a 6/10 wich is pretty ok in my book