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I hate you for living, cursed seed of Cain

>>39492688
Nope.
Ive always been an outcast, both within the black community and my own family.

Life as a black robot is not an easy one.

>>39492705
Blacks are the Israelites dumbass. He doesn't know that he was making back in antiquity.

may as well move out of the country now

>>39492676
That's pretty funny, but since I'm also subscribed to legallolicon I should also be careful.
Obviously there's nothing wrong with it, but to normies everything is pedophilia.

>>39492676
Just edit the little shits work so it says anti-Semitic stuff then claim your a Jew and get the ADL on their ass

>>39492669
I was rubbing up against and cuddling with my pillow all night. I am not doing so well these days. I was never doing well.

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No one has touched my skin in 2 years

>>39492669
you guys wanna hear about the chick or the trap

inb4 Stan coincidentally arrives at the same time

>>39492588
Stanley/Vulpes is actually a very attractive guy.
He just needs a new personality.

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>>39492588
Reminder that sex outside of marriage is ALWAYS sinful. Transgressors burn.
And to the non-religious, it is still condemning your material life to magnified suffering.

She now looks like one of my mom's alcoholic friends.

>>39492560
BUMP WHYYYYY TELL ME ABOUT ROSE

>>39492560
You got me senpai

fuck you

>>39492539
2 months more and its been like 4 years since i dropped out of school at 15

eight months have passed and still unemployed, i'm so tired of doing nothing.

>>39492580
how's that working out

>>39492528
Just fuck her in the dark.

>>39492528
>I've been texting with this girl
NORMIE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39492528
Fuck her while she's drunk

>>39492527
Hi beast OP, can you tell me a little more about yourself?

Specifically
1. are you responsible for other frequently copy-pasted OP threads / themes such as cuckshit or interracial?
2. What motivates you
3. Did you start off believing this shit, or did making threads on this shit push you to believe it?

>>39492527
25 and single is when they're winding down on their slut phase, have generally finished school and are either focused on either a career or if they are still directionless finding Mr Right. If they already have kids their on the extreme hunt for a man to lock down.

30 is when most of their friends are either married or having kids so regardless of their career situation they are on the hunt for marriage and will often marry the guy with whom they have their first long term relationship of this period. If they already have kids they are hunting for a decent provider voraciously.

35 is when she'll be wiling to settle and will jump at the first offer unless she works in a high earning career and she'll still be convinced she's entitled to the best. Provided you have employment and some modicum of independence you are marriage material. If she already has kids she would marry anyone who asked at this point.

40 and she will settle for anyone interested.

>tfw your sister is 27, single and just bought a male dog

I can't maintain eye contact for more than 2 seconds unless it's somebody I know well.

Practice glancing at eyes, then do it for longer as you get used to it, like building a muscle thats how i did it.

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yeah im unable to look anyone in the eyes, probably because my self esteem killed itself years ago

nah man it makes me overload

Been in multiple online "relationships" and they never work. I'm trying OkCupid now with people closer nearby but I don't think I'll get any matches.

>>39492536
I wish you good luck my friend, don't give up and hopefully you'll find someone decent.

>>39492483
Nevermet online "relationships" are the cuckest thing, LDRs with frequent visits are a bit less, but still shit.
Don't bother with anything other than local dating, it never works.
Actually not even local dating works nowadays, but you have a bit of free condomless sex

What the fuck is a peeler bar

Well why are you such a jew?

>>39492481
I threw probably $15, I wasn't even close to the stingiest guy there. Bitch didn't even call me out after she left the stage. She was berating me while she was cleaning up her blankets and stuff on stage...everybody saw and heard it.

Well said, anon. Seek comfort first. Then start to improve yourself when you can.

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good post OP, nice pic too,

total failure in life here. i think the more important thing for fellow failures, and it is probably cliche cause i stole it from the group therapy prayer,

but if you suck at everything, accept the fact that you suck at everything. And, just improve yourself in your own eyes at things you want to improve at without comparing yourself to Normies. i used to torture myself, i would sit there and think geee if only i could be as good at X as that Norman. And, work at it 100 times more than them and still fucking suck ass at it. Finally i realized, it's ok to quit, it's ok to give up, it's ok to hate Normies. Sometimes you just get dealt a shit hand, accept that your hand fucking sucks, and live your best life.

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I find it reverse
Improve then be comfy, comfy takes money
you still need to maintain a minimum comfy or else it sucks

Why? She is not God.

Bet you won't do it pussy

>>39492447
Theology is overrated

>>39492482
I will indeed

My sister moved out to go to uni today. I am still pretty happy with strong at community college but loneliness...

I've set up a dating profile but I can't take a picture. Why even bother I'm ugly anyways

>>39492427
>day 2 of long weekend
>just planning to browse 4chan and watch anime all day
I'll do it tomorrow I swear

Do you guys work yourself throughout the semester? How many hours? Right now my job is having me do 30 hours a week on top of my classed and studies. I'm fairly deep into university and honestly can't keep up. 20 hours of school,30 hours of work, then back to my room to read assigned monographs and write response papers. I havent gotten more than 5 hours of sleep a night since uni started 2 weeks ago.

Literally running off of Caffeine and Adderal.

God wanted this.

reporting in anon. my situation is a mirror of yours. sInce September started I haven't watched port and only jerked it once at night

Same anon
I'm gonna try and go all month without porn