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if he was attractive, id jerk him off, id be too scared to do anything more incase someone saw

>>38076420
Say nothing and move to the other end of the bus. This man is clearly crazy and I avoid crazy people for fear of being stabbed/mugged.

attack him for being gay to me on the bus

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>closer to 2030 than to 2003
>Napoleon Dynamite came out in 2004

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>>38076406
>2020 is now as close to us as the start of 2015 is

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Jesus stop reminding us anon

Conquer jail first

>Money isn't a problem.

Pay them

>tfw wanna start a cult but I'm too autistic to be charismatic

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I am a firm believer in the mighty crunchy

twix peanut butter

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Ausfag here

Either pic related, Twix, or a mars bar

>>38076340
hate to be so mercenary, but where did you meet?
This is my biggest obstacle, the only place I of where gfs can be found is clubs/ bars, but anyone who is the type to go to those places wouldn't make a good gf.

>>38076389
well desu i met her on tinder.
i installed it maybe two weeks ago, she was my 3rd match, and the only one who wasn't fat and gross.(she's skinny and cute af)
we texted for a couple of weeks before we met.

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i can still smell her on me

>>38076297
>tfw you still love her but she hates you

I feel like this shit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afuqiEaysIA

It's horrible. She just wanted validation, but I still like her regardless.

>sat on my sister's child on Friday
>Still in intensive care

>>38076391
Anon that's not how you babysit

>>38076295
What is the thing in the post

>>38076700
A semon demon

>>38076700
A fluid druid

>>38076265
you're gonna be waiting for a while

>>38076277
that's fine, i'll get one eventually

>>38076265
If you wait she will never come. You need to take action or else you WILL be forever alone and it will be entirely your fault.

>>38076239
Money is almost everything, OP.

That's why you gotta get on your hustle and start making that cash. Or you can be a mediocre poorfag for life.

Choose your destiny.

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>>38076239
Just live with your parents like I do. I've never cared about money in my life.

I've never cared about anything come to think about it.

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>>38076239
you also need money to be a cuckwhiteboy theres no denying it stop fucking around

>>38076189
Does that really shock you?

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These girls are not highly respected individuals nor will they ever contribute anything meaningful to society.

Why do you care about them? These are not people you should desire nor should you want them to desire you. They are worthless.

It's almost like people use hookup apps for sex, not deep intellectual relationships

Do roundabouts actually not exist anywhere n America?


They're such a useful method for planning and improving traffic flow for an area. Considering how many of their cities were actually set out and planned rather than growing naturally you would think that they would have even more than the UK.

>>38076162
Why post this here? You probably could get a better response posting this on /o/, or better yet, /pol/.

Who on /r9k/ are you trying to bait?

>>38076180
There's a few here in Missouri, but not nearly as much as in other countries.

I act the same online and offline, it's just that I don't have any friends or talk to anyone

>>38076159
woah... maybe they don't know we exist despite our numbers because we are all shut ins

that's fucking crazy man hiding in plain site, we are a silent majority

https://www.4chan.org/advertise
>Unique visitors per month: 27,700,000
>Location: United States (47%), ...
13,019,000 Americans visiting a month?
I bet the "actual" number is probably higher, people don't always visit 4chan every month.
The front page says
>Current Users: 205,926

Maybe make better content then

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>>38076113
why the fuck is Alzheimers guy on /r9k/

>>38076133
You mean:
>fembot here
>GF/BF application
>traps
>gay
>blacked

Yeah, totally man :^)

>>38076091
>Is being under 6 foot super undesirable or something?
Yes.

There's no hard cutoff at six foot, but every inch under is definitely a disadvantage

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>>38076101
Why not compensate with something else? Like hobbies, money or confidence?

>>38075995
what the fuck is your problem hm....

just suck his dick trust me

>>38075995
Sounds like you're having a panic attack and this is making you paranoid. Relax. Take a few deep breaths and focus on something else. Talking to your roommate or whoever is there that is most familiar to you should help.