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Okay rowboats - if you wanna learn how to be more comfortable around women and fuck lots of qts, sign up for couchsurfing. I've fucked 8 out of the 10 girls that stayed at my place alone so far (that's in 2 months) - made out with the one I didn't fuck and the other one had a boyfriend. You get to pick who's staying with you and as long as you live in a relatively metropolitan area and have a presentable place.

here's how you do it:

- make sure she gets to your place safe, offer to pick her up from the train station/whatever (not too far from your place so you don't come off as desperate)
- make sure she feels comfortable at your place (tea/music/clean up)
- if you fail at the smalltalk part, just offer to show her around the city and go for a walk
- get back home, cook something together
- go out in the evening/stay in watch a movie/just drink and talk
- if you have the feeling there's a chance she wants to fuck today, just ask if she wants to make out ('i don't want to make this awkward, but..' works really well)
- if you're not sure and she's staying for a few days, just let her go to sleep and try next day

worst case: you spent an entire day in the company of a qt, probably had some fun and worked on your social skills - medium self-esteem boost

best case: you fucked a qt you just met today and she's staying for a few more days - enormous self-esteem boost

I'm surprised how well this works (way better than any dating app) and some girls just came back/stayed longer just to fuck all day.

TL;DR

ask a guy who fucks plenty of qts via couchsurfing anything

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:18:14 Post No.38076854
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:18:14 Post No.38076854 [Report]

I've seen this shit happening and this isn't going to work for everyone here because OP is omitting the most crucial part of his success:

> be good looking

Now fuck off my board chad.

Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:19:55 Post No.38076870
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>>38076804
>worst case: [...] - medium self-esteem boost
Okay, you've pretended you're retarded hard enough to earn your (You) today.

Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:21:06 Post No.38076885
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:21:06 Post No.38076885 [Report]

It works in Europe pretty easily. It's much more difficult in Burgerland where public transport doesn't exist.

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:13:00 Post No. 38076801 [Report] [View this topic]

Why is it okay for girls to virgin shame but it's not okay for men to slut shame?

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:40:08 Post No.38077064
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>>38076801
Good question
Im bumping this thread

Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:43:31 Post No.38077090
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>>38076801
Women give other women shit for being virgins, too..

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>>38076801
>okay for girls
Because we've decided that women can do anything they want with impunity.

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:10:48 Post No. 38076763 [Report] [View this topic]

AY-YO CAPTAIN JACK (AY-YO CAPTAIN JACK)
BRING ME BACK TO THE RAILROAD TRACK (BRING ME BACK TO THE RAILROAD TRACK)

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:12:15 Post No.38076791
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:12:15 Post No.38076791 [Report]

g00d thred

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>>38076763

Keep posting these threads. Always puts a smile on my face to see them, reminds me of old /r9k/ when people had creativity.

Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:13:58 Post No.38076810
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>>38076763
BADADADIDADOOOOO LEFT RIGHT RIGHT LEFT
BADADADIDADOOOOO RUN ALONG WITH CAPTAIN JACK!

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noko 2017-07-01 11:10:12 Post No.38076755
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noko Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:10:12 Post No. 38076755 [Report] [View this topic]

Do you guys remember that old pc game that takes place in the future where you're a scientist who creates an evil clone of himself. The evil clone then goes and attempts to destroy the city and your goal is to capture and stop him from destroying all the parts of the city. Throughout the game, I recall you having to play minigames to gain items to help fight the evil clone by stopping his attacks and using your own(i.e. The Chemist using mixes on him, the reflector cuffs stopping the nail gun, the robot attacking unless you have a remote control to make it make you toast, or the boombox being able to stop the freeze ray for some reason) to catch him. And each battle took place when you two met on the board where you'd use what you gathered against each other with both sides capable of losing items with each battle. These fights also took place in animated cutscenes for each item that would change depending on what you gained. It was done almost board game style outside of minigames. I can't for the life of me even remember the title but I do recall enjoying it.

Did you guys play it as a kid and what was its name again?

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:16:29 Post No.38076834
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:16:29 Post No.38076834 [Report]

Bumpy bump bumpleton

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>>38076834
1998 hernia camp feat heyman kransky?

Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:45:29 Post No.38077108
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:45:29 Post No.38077108 [Report]

No

And why would the evil clone not anticipate possible ways of foiling his plans?

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What is like to have sex? 2017-07-01 11:07:21 Post No.38076726
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What is like to have sex? Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:07:21 Post No. 38076726 [Report] [View this topic]

im 40 yo, and never had sex, is it even worth it? is it as good as people say it is? or is it just a meme?

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:08:05 Post No.38076737
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>>38076726
Just get a whore old Man and find out for your self, for fucks sake man.

Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:09:28 Post No.38076746
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:09:28 Post No.38076746 [Report]

jesus christ you're old enough to be most people's dad here. just get a hooker you sad old bastard

Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:11:12 Post No.38076771
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:11:12 Post No.38076771 [Report]

Sex is no big deal brah, I would know I have it at least every weekend :)

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:02:12 Post No. 38076673 [Report] [View this topic]

Any /pectus excavatum/ anons here? Do you have a gf?

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:04:11 Post No.38076690
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:04:11 Post No.38076690 [Report]

hahaha your chest is deformed faggots hahaha

Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:04:54 Post No.38076695
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:04:54 Post No.38076695 [Report]

Yea I have it pretty bad. I've had 2 girlfriends and they both thought it was cool.

That was 7 years ago though and I haven't taken my shirt off in front of anyone since.

Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:11:26 Post No.38076774
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>>38076695
>this

I can have sex. I'm afraid the girl will freak out and run away

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:01:48 Post No. 38076665 [Report] [View this topic]

>Court upholds maximum sentence for rapist who "enjoyed the hunt"

http://www.fox32chicago.com/news/national/264782886-story

When youre so ugly that your only way to make love is by raping people.
I know i shouldnt laugh because were in a similar situation but damn...

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:03:06 Post No.38076681
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>>38076665
>make love is by raping people.

Hmm..

Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:03:09 Post No.38076682
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:03:09 Post No.38076682 [Report]

If he would've just worked out and got some gains, dressed good, fixed that haircut, built confidence, he could've been chad.

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>>38076682
man he should've just be himself
it works for me

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:01:39 Post No. 38076662 [Report] [View this topic]

do normies like asian chicks?

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:07:45 Post No.38076732
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:07:45 Post No.38076732 [Report]

Yeah man normies like races outside of the racial fetishes on this board, my brothers Chad friend has a half Asian gf

Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:10:08 Post No.38076754
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:10:08 Post No.38076754 [Report]

>>38076662
Losers go for Asian chicks when only fat white chicks want them

Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:10:58 Post No.38076766
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:10:58 Post No.38076766 [Report]

asian girls are mostly a last resort.

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:59:34 Post No. 38076640 [Report] [View this topic]

How does this photo make you feel, robots ?

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:00:53 Post No.38076653
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>>38076640
Impressed by how little of a fuck that cat gives about the cold and snow.

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>>38076640
Comfy. I'm enjoying the beauty of summer, but part of me misses the snowfalls at college now. Hard.

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>>38076640
i LOVE kitty cats!

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Tinder Philippines Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:59:26 Post No. 38076636 [Report] [View this topic]

Only been on this thing for an hour here and got like 35 matches or so you guys needs to get your ass here literally easy to get girlfriend

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:03:06 Post No.38076680
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:03:06 Post No.38076680 [Report]

>ugly jungle monkeys
No, thank you.

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>>38076680
Your choicr but of some of these matches are modeld

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 12:20:35 Post No.38077437 [Report]

What do u look like anon

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:58:07 Post No. 38076617 [Report] [View this topic]

are there any good discord servers?

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:01:58 Post No.38076668
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:01:58 Post No.38076668 [Report]

No.
Discord is a piece of circle jerking shit.

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:06:58 Post No.38076719 [Report]

MBTI based server: U6HSj

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Yeet. R5b2G58

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Does this stuff actually happen at cons? 2017-06-30 08:27:19 Post No.38076466
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Does this stuff actually happen at cons? Anonymous 2017-06-30 08:27:19 Post No. 38076466 [Report] [View this topic]

Pic related.

Does this actually happen?

I used to think all the /r9k/ memes about /cgl/ were bullshit but damn, you girls really have no shame if this stuff is true.

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Anonymous 2017-06-30 08:35:57 Post No.38076467
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Anonymous 2017-06-30 08:35:57 Post No.38076467 [Report]

who cares about shame, i'd be terrified of pregnancy and stds

Anonymous 2017-06-30 08:37:06 Post No.38076468
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Anonymous 2017-06-30 08:37:06 Post No.38076468 [Report]

People are so awful

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>Haha, I'm kawaii and so lewd >_<!
>My ahegao face xD

Fuck the twitter anisphere and the girls on it. Seriously.

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:51:42 Post No. 38076456 [Report] [View this topic]

I'm confident
I fuck bitches every day
I'm confident
I have hundreds of hobbies
I'm confident
I own a company, i'm the fucking CEO
I'm confident
Yeah
I'm confident
Yeah

Yeah

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:54:29 Post No.38076579
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>>38076456
I get money
I ball like hell
If I'm low on my G,s
I'ma crank up the scale

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:57:17 Post No.38076606 [Report]

Repeating words isn't rhyming, you talentless wigger.

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>>38076456
hey reviewbrah how are you doing?

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