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Lmao my arms are that big and I'm a lanklet skelly.

she has bigger arms then me

>>38077372
GIVE ME A BLACK GF

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38077340

I've seen several hookers. It's honestly no big deal, just show up, pay, and fuck. I even had a three way with two Asian girls for pretty cheap one time.

Backpage dot com dating section: women seeking men has the cheapest ones.

>>38077340
friendly reminder that if you're a virgin and you lose it with a prostitute it won't count, you will still be a pathetic virgin

>>38077502
SHUT THE FUCK UP
I DONT EVEN CARE I JUST WANT TO FEEL SEX GO KYS YOU FAGGOT NIGGER KIKE SPIC JEW

>>38077308
>girlfriend of 2 years
>mother and sister
>aunts, uncles, cousins and extended family around the world
>about 25+ friends

>>38077335
Fuck off normie. Goddamn summer fags

>>38077357
not a summerfag, robot. i've been coming here for years. interested in how the other half lives.

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Hahaha, that's pretty awesome! XD
Here's one I got a few years ago

Ironic tattoos have to be the worst kind

>>38077572
tb.h that looks cool as hell and most people won't know it's a meme. Way, way better than OP

>>38077258
ru a girl (female) ? i dont like fat people

>>38077258
Depends. How big are you right now?

>>38077258
you can probably get a bf now tho

ok bye please go away

>>38077213
Receding?
That looks like a normal hairline my man.

>>38077213
>tfw hairline makes contact with eyebrows

feel sorry for this damn dude. he'll never be like us hairline-chads haha.

Not a receding hairline the kid just has a big ass forehead

I've had bad back acne and mild chest acne ever since I hit puberty. Flares up with diet though I haven't worked out the details. Not really a big deal for me as I don't go out much and am almost never in a situation where I have to be shirtless. People with normal skin honestly fascinate me. I can't even imagine what it's like to have non-irritated skin, skin that you can pass your hand over freely like the skin on your forearm. Also showers sting the fuck out of my back sometimes, quite painful.

I'd go to a dermatologist if I gave a fuck but from what I've heard they just prescribe you some medication that gives you cancer anyway.

I had horrendous acne for years as a teenager but it was cured with an aggressive course of accutane

But my face lost the ability to hydrate itself in the process and I am now dependant on moisturiser and chap stick, without them my face is visibly flaky

I also have been battling dandruff for years, mostly a losing battle

At least my skin looks healthy apart from the flakiness. I drink a lot of water and I obviously moisturise multiple times daily so it's pretty youthful.

I used baking soda for my face and it cleared up and it also lighten the skin use the hammer brand but i still have back acne that looks like cancer or someshit oh well good luck to you acne gaved me autism

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Two broads!

Imagine their threesomes

>>38077094
so just two 6/10 sloots

>fake chad

I don't give a fuck if a Chad has 2 or 10 or a million of gfs, but I do feel pretty shitty about not having one.

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>>38077083
like dat :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

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me down to the exact backpack

>>38077249
if you aren't trans you need to leave.

Success is more satisfying, rewarding, and just overall better if you are at all time odds. You feel more victorious then just being handed success on a silver plate.

If you're a person like that, sure it feels good for awhile, but then it begins to feel hollow and empty as it keeps happening.

Never, because it's not true. When did you understand that being a failure in life is your own doing?

>>38077076
Dude try doing stock market or start abusiness or someshit

less shampoo

>>38076981

More moisturizer

No hairdryer

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>>38076943
Yeah, I am. Original comment this is original.

/pol/ is cancer

t. voted for trump

>>38076943
I used to think I was, now I simply don't know anymore.

So you just met her and she asked you for money?

>>38076938
Fubkinn Kekkkk

>>38076938

If you didnt tell her where did you live you are gonna be ok.

is she russian ? i love russian qts

>>38076916
Desperation
Learn nihilism

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>>38077003
>>38076916
Fact is, you'll only be crushed once you realize either:
a) she has a SO,
b) she's not interested in you
c) she's interested in you now when she's new but once she realize who you are, she'll avoid you like the plague.
d) she goes for a Chad in your class.
e) or even worse, she goes for a beta and makes you wonder if you're really that unattractive enough.
I've been there.

>>38076893
jail honestly

>>38076937
No

I Just need to sleep for the next 8 hours without being found

>>38076893
Come over to my house, where do you live?