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There's an out of control trolley speeding towards four workers. Three of them are cannibalistic serial killers. One of them is a brilliant cancer researcher. You have the ability to pull a lever and change the trolley's path so it hits just one person. She is a brilliant cannibalistic serial killing cancer researcher who only kills lesser cancer researchers. 14% of these researchers are Nazi-sympathizers, and 25% don't use turning signals when they drive. Speaking of which, in this world, Hitler is still alive, but he's dying of cancer. What do you do?
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There's an out of control trolley speeding towards a worker. You have the ability to pull a lever and change the trolley's path so it hits a different worker. The first worker has an intended suicide note in his back pocket but it's in the handwriting of the second worker. The second worker wears a T-shirt that says PLEASE HIT ME WITH A TROLLEY, but the shirt is borrowed from the first worker.
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There's an out of control trolley speeding towards four workers. You are on your way to teach an ethics class and this accident will make you extremely late. You have the ability to pull a lever and change the trolley's path so it hits just one person. This will make you slightly less late to your class.
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There's an out of control trolley speeding towards three workers. You have the ability to pull a lever and change the trolley's path so it hits a teenager instead. At a minimum, the three workers' families will receive a $20,000 insurance payoff each, and the families will no doubt sue the company, which in this scenario you represent. The trolley driver seemed to die instantly from a freak aneurism, so your company might not be faulted for negligence under the FELA and might come out okay. The teenager's parents, on the other hand, make a total of $175,000 a year, and can afford a pretty decent lawyer.
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Tfw too brainlet for stem
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>>38078950
Feel bad for you since STEM is literally for brainlets
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>>38078963
this, STEM are the areas that need the least thinking, you're just mechanically calculating / memorizing things the whole time, the only hard thing about it is grinding through the boring exercises and reading
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Guys I want to change my major but my guidance counselor is fucking useless. What are some high paying ones that don't have extremely high math qualifications? I kind of want to try chemistry but I'm worried about it being a lot of work with little payoff. My last resort is going to be switching to business if I can't find something else
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Only black girls can be fembots. Prove me wrong.
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>>38078931
I'll prove you wrong right now: I'm a fembot and I'm a white hamplanet
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ROASTIES GET OUT OR STAY ANONYMOUS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38078931
> tfw born and raised in the ghetto but not ghetto
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>passive aggressive neighbors send me a letter complaining about my dogs
>wait until after midnight
>spray paint their car's headlights and windshield black
>slash all 4 tires
>replace their gas cap with a locking one and lock it
>poison their grass for good measure
Might wait until tomorrow night and put up flyers accusing the guy of being a pedo. Don't start shit you can't finish.
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wtf you are a retard
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FUCK I am your neighbour
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normalfags learning their place
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anybody ever bought from darknet markets?
im friendless so thats the only way to get weed
but a lot of people say not to buy weed because of the smell but there seems to be a lot of people who buy it exclusively for dnms
my countrys police also isnt really up with the western trends so thats a plus
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bump desu lads
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>>38078789
Post more poklonskaya
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I want to buy a large quantity to sell, but I'm afraid of being stolen also scared of cops
How do I get gf like pic related? What do i need to do?
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>>38078777
Just Be yourself
oregana
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b yourself
get /fit/
don't be too weird
be interesting
surprise her
take initiative
good sex
pretty easy no?
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you have to be at least tall and strong and handsome
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ok, so this is a tough one:
My dad is a federal agent.
have had many issues w/ my dads side of family throughout childhood.
spent many years away from dads family.
to rebuild bridge with my family I ratted out a large drug orginization to my father who specializes in prosecuting these kinds of things.
was hoping to get access to a college fund I know I had and leave the area after giving info.
Father takes the info
in same conversation he tells me there is no college fund and I am getting nothing for giving the info.
"thanks for the info"
idk theres more details I will answer questions but I just need to start setting it up please talk to me about this.
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I know for a fact there was a college fund that had the max $ in it. When I was graduating highschool they were going to send me to some really top schools but I wasn't interested at the time. Now that I am interested they say theres nothing. I feel they may be holding it over my head to get more info however I'm worried they got rid of it completely.
he says my mom spent it before their divorce but theres no way thats possible. she never had an extra dime and I'm talking like 4 years tuition here. theres no way my mom spent like 150 g's. something very fishy.
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meanwhile, this drug organization is sus of me gearing up to rat and I am %95 positive they want me dead. Even knowing this he isn't budging on the sending me to college thing. Keep in mind these people have an abundance of money, not to sound entitled but they deff could send me to college I'm not understanding why they are not interested now especially since I've exchanged a lot of very valuable info.
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so now I'm sitting here with a scary band of crackheads with a bounty on my head and a bunch of feds whom I know are building a case against these crackheads. My dad just wants me to continue life as normal but that is litterally not an option as I'm horrified of getting shot at any given moment when out in public. I've left the house maybe 3 times in the last few months.
does anyone have any insight or questions into this, its a fairly interesting topic and unusual for sure.
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>be 14
>ask a girl from school out
>she happily accepts and can't stop gushing about how she always thought I liked her friend and not her
>go out for coffee with her, hit it off and hours fly by
>start walking her home from school every now and then
>bond deeper with her during those walks
>one day she comes over to my home
>dad does a lot of embarrassing stuff in the beginning like bringing us juice and whenever he visits my room, he always sings something about a cowboy kicking down the door of a saloon
>spend time alone in my room with the girl
>kissing and touching
>says that her mother and brother are out for the whole night so we could go to her place so we could have some peace
>say "ok" and try to suppress the growing need to shout YES! YES! YES!
>reach the front door
>dad stomps out of the living room, robe open, wearing only his dad undies, scratching his hairy beer belly
>"where are you going?"
>"we are going to the girl's place for a while"
>"hey, it's over 10PM and it's dark! there could be all kinds of junkies and drug dealers waving their knives around. you can't go alone, I'll escort you"
>"no, you won't. bye"
>"either I escort you two or you stay home"
>start calculating whether I have enough strength to use a pillow to suffocate dad in his sleep or whether I should just stab him with a kitchen knife
>dad walks behind us the whole way
>stays at the end of her street smoking cigarettes
>me and the girl reach her front door
>the girl turns around and awkwardly says that she has a headache and that we should meet some other day
>"oh, ok"
>walk back to the end of the street where dad is still waiting
>"didn't expect you to come this quickly. you could have taken your time, I would have waited"
>actually the problem was that I DIDN'T come
>some other guy with no helicopter parents ended up fucking her a few weeks later and started a relationship with her
>finally lost my virginity when I was 18
>never took another girl home and never will
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>>38078709
bro that sucks badddddd
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>>38078709
>lost virginity in teens
>has at least one loving parent
Normalfag LEAVE
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>>38078709
oh shit op, you had a relationship with a girl? that must've fucking sucked. And you lost your virginity at 18? Glad I'm not you
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Hey /r9k/ I have a prom coming up and I dont really have any friends to go with however I signed up anyway, What should I do? I've instantly regretted going and I could either take a fuck ton of drugs and get it over with or just go and if its too awkward I could leave, please help me with this - I went on /adv/ and got no replies.
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Just don't go?
origami
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>>38078699
yes I was thinking this, just that my parents paid for me to go already. FUCK this is bad.
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>>38078712
hmmm
Tell them you're going then just go sit in the park or public library and come back late
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>parents bought second hand house
>price compare between two contractors, chose the one with more experience for renovation
>everything goes well, the guy seems chill and trustworthy af
>until it doesn't
>renovation already dragged on 3 days past the original completion date as of now
>a laptop in a moving box went missing yesterday, maybe it's him, maybe someone walked in while front porch's opened
>80% of the payment is already made
>my parents are 80% sure it's him who took the laptop
What are your guys' take on this? Personally, I still can't figure out if he took it (no evidence), for what reason he did it, because the laptop's a piece of shit and doesn't even work. When we wrote the contract at his office, he has a much better setup.
My parents are thinking of just keep quiet and pray to god that he will finish up and leave, then change all the locks.
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>>38078656
call the cops for not finishing the renovation in time and stealing a laptop
>get all your money back + laptop + extra cash
how fukin beta is ur family, geez
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>>38078656
Bumpurino
Origano
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Fuck, man, same thing happened to me except they stole my camera, not my laptop. I never did anything about it because I'm too beta to confront people, but you should call the cops or something.
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So last night my girlfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Both of us are 22 and both virgins. I could not get it up. I've never felt so frustrated and angry. I felt like I failed her. She's not angry either, or at least I can't tell, which just makes me more upset. She was my first kiss, the first girl I held hands with, the first girl I took out on a date. She's cute and smart and better than me in so many ways. And I couldn't even be at two pump chump for her...
Thank you for reading my blog I guess.
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Just let me know if she needs a real man to take her virginity.
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Don't fap for a week and try again. You're welcome.
Now get the fuck out of here you fucking normie.
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I went through this exact same situation. She's not angry but she definitely thinks less of you. Luckily I just made up for it by going down on my girlfriend. We were basically like a lesbian couple, I had sex with her like 3 times in a year but I ate her out every single day. She sucked me off like once and she said she hated it.
Looking back on that relationship she was kind of a cunt
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GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
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WHY WON'T THESE FROGPOSTING NORMAL FAGS LEAVE 4CHAN YET?????// THIS WAS THE ONLY THING I FUCKING HAD IN A NEVER ENDING SPIRAL OF SHITTY BULLYING AND HATE BY YOU PEOPLE, AND NOW YOU INVADE MY SPACE WHAT THE FUCK GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET THE FUCK OUT!!! NON ANIME POSTERS AND PHONE POSTERS AND FAGS THAT HAVEN'T LURKED FOR ATLEAST 6 MONTHS SHOULD FUCKING GO! GO AWAY GOD DAMN IT JUST FUCKING LEAVE MY BOARD ALONE GO TO /pol/ OR SOME SHIT PRAISE KEK AM I RIGHT!??/ JUST FUCKING LEAVE MY BOARD YOU DUMB FROGPOSTERS I SWEAR TO GOD! I BET HALF OF YOU FUCKING MOUTH BREATHERS HAVE NEVER SEEN ANY FUCKING ANIME OR DOUJINISHI! I BET YOU FAGS CAN'T EVEN GET PAST THE PANDA YOU FUCKING NEWFAGS GGODD DAMN IT FUCK GET THEM OUT OUT OUT!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HIROSHIMOOT GET THESE FAGS OUT NOW, THIS BOARD CANNOT DIE! PLEASE?? THINK OF THE REAL USERS AND THE TRIPFAGS THAT LEFT BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT!
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Frogs have always been here you stupid cunt. Just because normies use them doesn't mean I have to start posting weebshit.
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>>38078521
>frogs have always been here
N
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>>38078521
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN YOU STUPID NIGGER TIT JEW FAGGOT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!! THIS IS A JAPANESE SITE, YOU POST JAPANESE THINGS, THIS IS MADE FOR "WEEBSHIT" YOU DUMB NIGGER GOD DAMN!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I HAVE A BURNING DESIRE TO BECOME A REVOLUTIONARY FIGURE AND CHAGE THE WORLD
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>>38078464
So... uh... use it.
Blox
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>>38078464
Uhh, high five?
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>>38078464
Be the next Hitler then.
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NEETS would most certainly survive a 28 days later scenario. The UK would be yours.
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Great fucking film, I've enjoyed it a lot.
Second movie was disappointment.
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>>38078478
The first part was great, if only they kept it like that then it would of been saved. I would of liked to of seen the guys journey from the farm to London trying to survive the infected in the countryside.
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>>38078447
I doubt a NEET would be physically fit enough to be able to outrun or fight off a raging adrenaline pumped zombie
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>dreamt of shooting up the school.. again
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>>38078446
Enjoy having your IP traced, idiot.
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I had a dream that my roommate told my best friend I was a pedophile and he believed him so they went to the cops and I got arrested in front of all my family and friends and people wanted to lynch me for crimes against humanity
and I'm not even a pedophile nor do I have a roommateor a best friend
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>haven't been to school in almost ten years
>still having dreams about embarrassing myself in front of the whole class or shooting it up
Why can't I fucking move on?