Has anyone sent a dick pic to a girl and have it worked? I got this girls number off tinder and I'm trying to escalate and sent this. Doing it out the blue would be weird right?
>shaved armpits
wow you're a fucking faggot
sending dick is the last thing you want to do you mongoloid
soo o o fucking gay
That's right! She's about to get not ONE but TWO Masters, a MINOR, and a Phd while you losers are jacking off to chinese cartoons. You mad?
>>38081264
What a waste of perfectly usable womb.
>>38081264
Why is she wearing a hijab
>>38081264
>You mad?
Not at all. I did five degrees, three in STEM.
>still unemployed.
I had a dream last night that I could suck my own dick. I tried it this morning and all that happened was I pulled a muscle.
Also, enjoy the wojak I made
>>38081043
its good i saved it
gOOd wojack
>tfw you have resisted the succubus for your entire life
Not much longer until wizardhood guys. How are my fellow wizard apprentices doing?
>>38081013
I'm not sure how good this life was supposed to be
>>38081013
If they last time I had sex was 3 years ago, does it mean if I wait 27 more years I'll be a wizard?
>>38081158
No it means you are a 30-year old virgin. Having sex disqualifies you from wizardship, newfag.
Every robot should watch this. Most of you can probably relate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrEvCKgV0gM
bump please watch
>>38080934
This is so true...but also hard at the same time
>>38080934
If I wanted advice, I'd go to /adv/.
I hope you become majorly disfigured in a terrible accident.
>"Anon you bastard, look what you did to me! I can't believe I let a loser white boy like you knock me up...you're gonna make it up to me! You can start by rubbing my feet!"
What do you do?
>>38080769
That's a disgusting belly button.
>tfw no pregnant shadow gf
>tfw no pregnant cocoa gf
I CLEANED MY PC AND NOW IT'S LESS LOUD THAN BEFORE!
>my PC makes weird noises that sound like a barber's razor
teach me your ways please i need your help
>less loud than before
How the fuck do people this stupid manage to breathe?
Hangover Edition, I drank from dawn until midnight yesterday and now all I want is the sweet release of death.
>>38080699
are you also /skinnyfat? that would make things worse... skinnyfat lifestyle and alcoholism usually coexist
>>38081176
Yeah. I was bordering on actually chubby at one point when I was binge drinking daily, but I slowed down and the weight left almost immediately. Amazing how much weight/alcohol correlate.
What do you call it when you have no problem not drinking, but once you have one drink you can't stop until you pass out. That's not alcoholism right? Just a lack of self-control
why do they have seizures when they get tokens??
>>38080674
It's an involuntary response to getting money from betas, kind of like how your dog wags his tail when you give him attention.
It's the new way to scream "oooo fuhck yuh, oooooooOoooo fuck yuh oo daddy my pussy feels SoOoo FUcking good"
ive seen guys say that you shouldnt watch cams if you cant tip
>first day of normie jobhood ended
>all I can think about is how much I don't want to go back to work
Give it some time once you see your paycheck you stop caring how shit the actual work is.
>>38080606
>People say this every time
>My paychecks are always absolute garbage
yay 150 dollars for 2 weeks of work im so thrilled
Same, but I've been in mine for two months and I'll have to go back next time day after tomorrow.
I'd be happy toiling away if I didn't have to deal with my coworkers and how they immediately go talking shit behind your back when you make a single stumble in social interaction or stay quiet and concentrated to working a bit too long for them.
What is the most subhuman race and why is it the Koreans?
>>38080558
Whatever you claim to be.
>>38080558
Tiny little penises.
>>38080558
are you the jap from /bant/?
I just drank two litres of Coke syrup in ten minutes
Ama
What does diabetic shock feel like??
>>38080575
Pretty bad desu
I've kept my chin on the toilet seat for about five minutes now
Why only the syrup
>person adds me on steam
>say they were "following" me for a while
>they say "I'm sorry I can't do this"
What did they mean by this?
>>38080515
forgot to add that they removed me after saying "I'm sorry I can't do this"
Have another doggo.
Erotic role-playing over instant messenger.
>>38080515
They were going to pretend to be a girl and scam you into buying them games, but then changed their mind.
How long will it take me to get a gf I'm.19 and it hasn't happened yet
>>38080490
I'm in the same boat anon, and I've given up
It's too late at 19 unless you still have a good friend group. If no friends either then consider suicide like me because your life won't get any better
the games rigged boys, the best you can do is show up at the party looking your best
>Hey anon I just want you to know that I will always love,even with all your flaws
>tfw even your girlfriend hasn't said anything so sweet
What a loveless world
I can't believe someone loves me
Katya is a whore