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daily reminder: 2017-07-01 06:51:40 Post No.38082756
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White girls at age 14 already take Jamals black dick in their previously virginal pussy, until cum gushes out of all their openings. They are marked and tainted, all future (possible white) partners come too late. White teenage girls rather fuck ten Tyrones then even look at you... Look at her smile and how she holds his hand. Her every dream came true. Until her young age of 14, she already experienced more sex, romance and happiness then you will for the rest of your life. And with a black dude, too.

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 07:15:00 Post No.38083129
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>>38082756
How does someone become this jaded and autistic?

Anonymous 2017-07-01 07:17:41 Post No.38083176
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>>38082756
stop it op, it's bad enough i'm a khv because i never settled for a non virgin girl, now you taunt me with it, quit. i can get a virgin girlfriend and have intercourse on the wedding night, i can do it, i believe in myself and you can't stop me op, you fucking faggot. i will fulfill my ancestral line by marrying a virgin and reproducing, like my forefathers did. i can do it, but scum like you may not be able to.

Anonymous 2017-07-01 07:19:19 Post No.38083206
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>>38083129
Exposure to reality usually does it.

Anonymous
2017-07-01 06:50:40 Post No.38082734
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 06:50:40 Post No. 38082734 [Report] [View this topic]

Why haven't you swallow the Buddhist pill yet?
All your misery would finally be bearable.

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 06:53:05 Post No.38082782
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buddhism is really a stepping stone to daoism IMO

Anonymous 2017-07-01 06:56:37 Post No.38082845
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>>38082734
Oh god. If there is a red pill for princessy cunts it's buddhism. It allows them to have no personal accountability whatsoever (i.e. their natural state) while backing it up with an actual religious doctrine.

>why does it matter if I don't text you back? You should learn not to take things so seriously

Gross

Anonymous 2017-07-01 06:59:13 Post No.38082891
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>>38082845
none of what you said really pertains to buddhism though

Anonymous
2017-07-01 06:43:56 Post No.38082618
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 06:43:56 Post No. 38082618 [Report] [View this topic]

Tfw live in bongistan and every place that sells condoms has them locked away in security boxes so you have to ask an employee to unlock them.

How is a socially anxious robot expected to buy any? I've never even tried one on so I thought i'd buy a pack to prepare but then i come up at this obstacle.

Is there anywhere i can buy condoms at self checkouts/ without interacting with anyone? And why the actual fuck to stores do this?

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 06:45:03 Post No.38082646
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>>38082618
>Tfw live in bongistan and every place that sells condoms has them locked away in security boxes so you have to ask an employee to unlock them.
Not true, bullshit

Anonymous 2017-07-01 06:46:20 Post No.38082670
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>>38082646
it is true for every supermarket i've visited

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>>38082618

How do you ever expect to have sex if your too embarrassed to ask for a pack of condoms lad?

Stop being such a fucking pussy

>oh no the person at the checkout is going to know im planning on having sex

The shock and hooror...

Anonymous
2017-07-01 06:42:22 Post No.38082589
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 06:42:22 Post No. 38082589 [Report] [View this topic]

Who /ugly/ here?

I feel almost content in being a robot because I know there as no chance for me in the first place.

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 06:53:12 Post No.38082786
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Im so ugly my sister told me that no matter how fit am i how well dressed i am i am still ugly
guess who won the genetic lottery

Anonymous 2017-07-01 06:55:01 Post No.38082815
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>>38082589
>tfw chinlet
I guess this is over. Now i can be asshole to girls and even if they reject me, atleast i'll be one happy chinlet

Anonymous 2017-07-01 06:55:43 Post No.38082830
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>>38082589
It sucks being only partially ugly, where if I became buff and didn't have acne, then I could be attractive, but there's no way I could motivate myself to do that.

Anonymous
2017-07-01 06:19:08 Post No.38082148
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 06:19:08 Post No. 38082148 [Report] [View this topic]

This is the most Stacy person I've ever meet; I hate her so much

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 06:25:08 Post No.38082243
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>>38082148

You sound like a shrimp-dicked manlet virgin loser terrified of a beautiful, confident, intelligent woman.

Anonymous 2017-07-01 06:27:31 Post No.38082294
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>>38082148
Why wouldn't you just clap those cheeks though?

Anonymous 2017-07-01 06:31:01 Post No.38082364
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 06:31:01 Post No.38082364 [Report]

She not intelligent, she dumb as a post she's on a TV show called flip or flop and just sits there saying 'oh that's cute'

Anonymous
2017-07-01 06:17:54 Post No.38082128
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 06:17:54 Post No. 38082128 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw my looks go up significantly when my hair is properly styled, but have no idea how to style it on my own

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 06:28:20 Post No.38082311
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>>38082128
I personally style my own hair because - you know - I'm not a dirty manchild, but I have advice.

>Go to a barber and get your haircut and ask for tips and pointers about your hair and how to keep it looking good.
>Internet is a thing, you know. Look up how to shave like a normal person.
>Buy a handheld mirror and a camera and observe how your hair looks, shapes and grows.
>Shave your hair and start new. Buy some new hair care products that fit your hairstyle and monitor it's growth.

Instead of complaining on a Taiwanese sweatshop slideshow board why don't you do something about it.

Anonymous 2017-07-01 06:32:56 Post No.38082405
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>>38082311
I have short curly/wavy hair that doesn't do what I want it to, even when I put styling paste or mousse in it. Should I be using different products, or should I be doing something different than trying to sweep the front section up? I just want it to look good.

Anonymous 2017-07-01 06:57:38 Post No.38082868
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>>38082128
It's hard for anyone to give advice on this without actually seeing your hair

Use little bit of wax not to much rub it through hair. style hair when you like how hair is spray with hair spray to hold in place

Anonymous
2017-07-01 06:07:04 Post No.38081935
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 06:07:04 Post No. 38081935 [Report] [View this topic]

>He says he's a robot but he hasn't gone to the stage of NEETness where he renounces all of his material possessions in order to search for Nirvana, thus continuing the cycle of materialism and consumerism like a normie

Tell me, robots. At what time did you realize that complete robotness can only be achieved through the complete renouncing of your material objects?

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 06:10:57 Post No.38082006
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>>38081935
Didn't you type this on a material object? And aren't all objects material? Gtfo pseudo-sidhartha faggot

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>>38082006
Fuck off m8. I use it to write, but I am not attached to it. Even fucking Gautama Buddha and his followers had to write their sacred scriptures on something, fag.

Anonymous 2017-07-01 06:13:54 Post No.38082061
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>>38082039
Nice job getting mad. I guess all that meditation hasn't helped your autistic REEing. it's ok, you'll get there one day ; -)

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2017-07-01 05:49:30 Post No.38081666
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:49:30 Post No. 38081666 [Report] [View this topic]

Anon lurker who is about to quit NEETdom. My first job starts today but i arrived 2 hours early by mistake.

So i am in a store leeching off their wifi while i wait.

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:50:40 Post No.38081687
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:50:40 Post No.38081687 [Report]

Actually a store is an understatement. I am inside a shopping mall

Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:53:53 Post No.38081733
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:53:53 Post No.38081733 [Report]

Good luck anon, I believe in you.
What is your job?

Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:59:14 Post No.38081821
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>>38081733
I have to put things into envelopes. Its a night shift

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2017-07-01 05:49:28 Post No.38081664
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:49:28 Post No. 38081664 [Report] [View this topic]

Who else here has disgusting, thin, pale arms. Really makes me want to end it all, since no woman would ever love someone as ugly as me.

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:55:51 Post No.38081765
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>>38081664
Eat more, lift, and go outside. It's not that hard. Don't even have to go to a gym, just do different pushup variations and bodyweight squats. Go outside with your shirt off

Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:57:39 Post No.38081799
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:57:39 Post No.38081799 [Report]

Fuck man, pull yourself together. I went to the gym a couple hours per week for a while and got decent biceps. They are still pale but it isn't really a problem anymore desu

Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:58:54 Post No.38081818
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>>38081765
I'm ginger. I literally don't tan.
Also, I already eat decent portions of good food and yet I am skinnyfat. If I was to eat more, I would just become overweight. No matter what I do, my arms stay as pale white bony twigs.

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:47:55 Post No. 38081633 [Report] [View this topic]

Do any of you not go to the dentist? I dont anymore but i have a tiny brown dot in a crevice of a molar and im not sure if its a cavity or not. i do brush and floss once a day at night

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 06:05:59 Post No.38081916
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I'm a dentist, post a pic.

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>>38081916
that right the on the tooth second from top

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>>38082059
not a cavity but you should brush, then floss, then use a scraper to remove plaque, then use mouthwash/grain alcohol to kill the remaining bacteria
also get advice from >>38081916 because he's a real dentist

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FACT Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:47:34 Post No. 38081630 [Report] [View this topic]

the 1980s where the peak of humanity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mlUSI5-Jhk

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>>38081658
based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NMph943tsw

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>>38081630
It was definitely the peak of white people.

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:44:46 Post No. 38081580 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw 26
>tfw 5ft8
>tfw 4inch dick
>tfw live in moms basement
>tfw cant tie my shoes
>tfw cant drive
>tfw took a test that i studied for hours for and still failed it
>lost 200 dollars
>cant tie my shoes
>kicked out of military navy because couldnt swim or fold clothes correctly
>tfw just completely numb
>tfw older and lost all my passion and energy
>am /fit/ but cant squat or deadlift after 4 year and broke my thumb squatting
>back is destroyed losing all of my gainz

why should i even go on knowing that im severly retarded?
Why am i put through this hell?

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 06:12:42 Post No.38082038
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can someone pretend to care plssss

Anonymous 2017-07-01 06:16:16 Post No.38082097
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 06:16:16 Post No.38082097 [Report]

I care my nibba

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>>38081580
>Can't tie shoes at 26
You might be actually retarded.

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:40:38 Post No. 38081505 [Report] [View this topic]

Does anyone have a fantasy about being on the run from the police/FBI?

I really wish I was a person who escaped from prison with a life sentence and had to go on the run and live under a false identity, living in cheap motels and always looking over my shoulder, my face all over the news and trying to disguise myself by growing a beard etc.

I feel like it would bring excitement to my life knowing that one wrong move could cause me to be arrested again.

I often have dreams of this fantasy and it sounds like a comfy lifestyle to be honest.

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:41:40 Post No.38081526
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>>38081505

Would be ok until you run out of money.

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>>38081526
I would work manual labour jobs for some cash. I've watched lots of "I almost got away with it" TV show on YouTube and know all the mistakes that lead to being captured.

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I always liked you ever since I watched Quantico and the Blacklist.

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:36:01 Post No. 38081437 [Report] [View this topic]

Who /poser/ here

>go on r9k
>non-virgin
>shitpost on /fit/
>can only bench 2 plates
>go on /o/
>no licence
>shitpost on /ck/
>can't cook
>shitpost on /v/
>don't play video games
>shitpost on /sp/
>don't watch sports

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:39:01 Post No.38081487
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>only bench 2pl8
That's good though or do you not know what 2pl8 is?

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>>38081487
I do, I'm just insecure about it given my other stats

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>>38081499
A good bunch of /fit/ can't do 2pl8 bench and if that's your weakest maybe you truly do belong on /fit/ and you're not as big of a poser as you think.