>couldn't find my cum sock
>cum in my ashtray
>leave it as is and go on about my day
>>38083668
k anon
why did you even bother to make this thread
>fapped with Chad brother's used condom
I usually just cum on myself and on my shirt and I don't even give a fuck.
Dear fembots:
Please come to GLORIOUS D U E S S E L D O R F and become my gf!
Don't go. It's a shithole.
>>38083641
No. Fuck you bitch.
>>38083641
>germany
>shitskin invasion and terrorism currently underway
No thank you.
Have you ever had a thing with an older woman?
I used to, she was magnificent in every way however, I regret it
Yep she was a white convert to Islam, married to a Muslim man, used to live in Saudi Arabia and had a son who was older than me. We shagged in her car somewhere between New Orleans and Houston. I can still remember her bouncing on my dick.
I shaved her pussy (kinda regret that because i love bush, but she was turned on by it) Also, she toe-fucked my asshole. She was a kinky minx.
I am currently in a relationship with a lady that is double my age.
>>38083688
>Also, she toe-fucked my asshole
Is this a thing?
Which thread is it, /r9k/? It can be over-posted threads on /r9k/ or over-posted threads on other boards you browse.
>>38083613
Cuck threads.
It's white false flagging to get other whites to hate black people and it actually works.
>>38083613
Trap threads, and blacked threads; its by the same guys too, why can't they just stop?
>>38083613
On /mu/: Grimes threads, whether the OPs are praising Grimes or hating Grimes. I like Grimes's music, but there are way too many Grimes threads on /mu/.
>protagonist is supposed to be a loser
>has 2 close friends from wich 1 is a girl and his love intrest
>qt can choose between chad and guy who cares about her
>chooses latter
>movie with introverted people
>they're all good looking
>>38083605
> movie that's supposed to be the opposite of happy/romantic has a sex scene
Is this place all normies?
I honestly wonder what turd tastes like. Anyone actually know?
>>38083510
yes, can you believe the most anons in this board don't like scat?!
What do you think the girl who got paid to do that was thinking at the time
How many of you are on the autism spectrum?
>>38083436
>no replies just me
>>38083436
definitely just you boyo
orgis
>>38083436
I have assburgers and I fucking hate it
Have any of ever joined a cult or had some one try an get you to
>>38083430
Fuck no fuck a hive-mind
yea its called 4chan
My parents where in a cult, they made me "marry" this boy when I was like 7 and a group of people watched us "consummate" the marriage.
Comfy Minecraft bread? Comfy minecraft bread.
Come join us on Reeecraft.mchost.pro
It's bretty dead at the moment, so please excuse the silenceis minecraft the most robotic game?
>>38083424
bump 4 (you)
>>38083424
this server sucks, the mods are all trannies and tranny lovers
>>38083968
There's only a tranny mod
My gf called me a normie, what should i do to prove her wrong?
>>38083364
Easy, tell her that anyone using the word "normie" is in no position to call others "normies"
>>38083364
>Has a gf
>Not a normie
??????
Next time you go in to kiss her have a giant log of shit in your mouth.
This bitch thinks facebook is her playground to message people telling them to kill themselves unprovoked. She's trying to learn how to troll, I figured maybe the real troll masters should have a go and teach her how it's done. It might be fun!
>>38083353
Why do you care about what a open wound says?
>>38083353
Let her keep going, then when someone kills themselves she'll get her ass thrown in jail
>>38083353
not your personal army etc etc
notorigienoiugh
>get wallet stolen yesterday from company truck while at work
>thief spends $30 at 7-11 and some shitty convenient store before I cancel my debit card
>have to wait 4-6 business days for a new one
>lose auto insurance card, health insurance card, 15$ cash, gift cards and driver's license and have to get them all replaced now
>wake up today to go to shitty DMV
>stop to get gas
>gas nozzle gets stuck in shitty faggot capless fuel filler thing on my car
>stuck there waiting for attendants to figure out how to get the fucking nozzle out of my car
>guy finally wedges the fucking thing out after 45 minutes of fucking around with it
>haul ass to DMV since they close at 1 and it's 12:00 at that point
>get to DMV at 12:30
>DMV is closed because my retarded state government is shut down over a budget dispute
>hurry to bank in an attempt to withdraw money using the ID shit that I brought with me to renew my driver's license
>get to bank at 1:15
>bank closes at 1:00 on Saturdays
>tfw I have no driver's license, no cash, no other form of ID and am physically unable to withdraw my own money from my own bank account for a week
Is there some cosmic force that enjoys intentionally fucking me over in any way it possibly can? I can't even fill up my fucking gas tank without something fucking going wrong. Every single day something shitty happens to me that's completely out of my control and ends up fucking me over. I haven't had a "good day" in years; they're either completely boring and uneventful (if I'm lucky) or they're just plain horrible and fuck me over. Why do I even bother if not a single thing can go right for me? Any other robots that have absolutely shit-tier luck?
yeah, you eventually get to the point where you expect shitty things to happen to you, and even then, you're not even surprised.
>>38083477
I've lowered my expectations in life to basically nothing. I just don't expect much from life anymore because the most basic, simple fucking things can never go my way. I can't even fill up my gas tank without getting fucked over. I hate being a lucklet. I've just had bad luck my whole fucking life.
My luck is really weird my days seem to either be god tier or shit tier with no in between, like you said due to different stuff out of my control.
>tfw i will never have sex
>tfw im just 19 years old
i cant accept this blackpill, why life is so shit, why i am a 5'6 manlet without social skills
why i am ugly
why, life should not be like this
Not everyone gets to be Chad OP.
genetics
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just BECOME the gf
Should I start YouTube as a bit of a hobby?
What should I even upload?
Dash Cam footage?
>Dash Cam footage
Yes, but don't speak about anything. Just upload your drive each and every day. At some point people will look at your video library and you will be famous as "that guy who has 1000h of dash cam footage" on this channel.
only if you wreck your car and kill multiple people in the process
or see a funny license plate
Upload videos of you reviewing NES games and being angry.
Are there any amputees here? If so how did you lose your body part? Maybe you're missing an eye or something. Pics would be appreciated. Also if there's any of those people who want to deliberately remove their limbs, say why you want to do it. Cannibals also welcome.
I lost both my arms in Vietnam. Some gook wanted to shine my shoes. I tell him to fuck off. Next thing I know I got blowed up and my friend John was holding me and crying. A couple years later my friend John went crazy and killed a bunch of cops in a small town.
>>38083402
I GOT THE REFERENCE AND I CLAPPED!
>>38083480
Thanks friend. Are you a girl? Will you be my gf?