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The fucking illuminati has sprayed the skies with fucking Chem trails that can control our emotions and decisions and even our physical body outcomes, you ask does it get better, the answer is NO
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>>38084390
The illuminati is run by black people
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>>38084415
CIAniggers if you will
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>>38084415
Not true
t. A black person
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What is this face trying to convey the meaning of?
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Boredom
T. psychologist
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Pending lawsuit
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i saw that episode the girls as rubbing one in her friend's house.
i watched the entire series it was quite fun but the finale was shit.
the chad thundercock turned into a hippie and the jew that was /ourguy/ got into the asylum
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>Traffic always decreases on the weekends
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>>38084285
What's bad about this?
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>>38084984
anon cant pretent cars driving down his road are people coming to visit him
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>>38085744
i think he means internet traffic
because most people have things to do
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How do I Chad? I'm tired of being a robot.
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>>38084227
Is this the epitome of Chad?
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>>38084232
It was about 5 years ago.
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first of all how old are you? that's pretty important
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is joe rogan white?
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>>38084202
no he is a hairless monkey
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pretty much a classic neo nazi white supremicist.
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I might have .01% black dna
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>went out a few months ago
>meet this extremely cute and sexy 22 y old girl, basically top tier stacy
>smoking hot body
>I kinda know who she is, as she is one of the top 5, if not THE top stunner in this town - known, as all stacies are, as being uppity and a snob
>I flirt with her and she seems chatty and nice throughtout, touching my bicep and whatnot
>I ask for her snap, she gives it to me
>I find out she has a boyfriend later, can't remember how I found out
>I don't get much of a response as the evening goes on
>days after she doesn't even add me back on snapchat
>went out a couple of weeks later or so, and she is there again in the club
>oh, forgot to mention, she is rather christian, but not super: she doesn't drink much, and is against abortion and stuff, has a small cross around her neck
>I joke around a bit when I meet her and act all cool about it all
>I treat her and her friend on drinks, just sodas
>I feel devilish: I spike hers
>she get slurrier by the hour and loses all control, and by then she drinks whatever I give her
>I get her into a bathroom, and into a cubical
>we start making out, me being all over her, by now fingering her and pulling her top down and sucking on her nipples hard, like a hungry baby (gif motorboating)
>press her head down to my groin and she sucks me off for a few minutes
>I turn her around and start fucking her
>fucking her hard, she is moaning
>I'm actually hatefucking her for what she did last time, but she thinks I'm just going really hard, eager to please or whatever, she is enjoying it
>she is bent over the toilet with her hands on the wall, leaning 90 degrees
>just before I'm about to come I press her whole upper body and face down, her knees give out, and she goes head first into the toilet, a rather filthy toilet
>I cream hard inside her and controllably hold her down meanwhile, with her face basically dipping in and out of the toilet water, with her struggling hard to even stay afloat and not drowning
cont.
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cont.
>I rather quickly, after having unloaded completely, act like I slipped - all according to plan - and help her up
>shes too busy being in shock and she is now gagging and retching
>after a minute or so she stutters that she wants me to go check if anyone is outside
>coast is clear and she comes out, but the washer doesn't work and no paper anywhere, as is usual
>she is in absolute tears, and a broken human being at this point, not the cunty, uppity stacy everyone knows her as
>she cycles from broken, crying and being angry at me
>I keep the facade that it was all an accident and that I slipped
>when she is at the most hostile I use the opportunity to leave the bathroom, she is literally telling me to fuck off
>after going out, I position myself not far from the toilet door, that toilet door being at a point in the club where a lot of people will see who goes in and out
>she comes out looking like hell, soaked and her hair all fucked up and mascara running down
>total car wreck
>everyone in shock
>I'm really smug and satisfied, I leave at the other side of the club, unseen and unnoticed
>her reputation was utterly ruined after that
>she also got pregnant and she is having the baby, given that she and her family are anti-abortion
>ofc the boyfriend broke up with her
>she can't claim rape, no evidence or anything, people outside the stall heard her moaning and not struggling or resisting at all
>tfw getting her pregnant was part of the plan; I know I am rather potent, been tested
>so good reaping revenge on that bratty stacy that lead me on and then ghosted me
>I'm apparently also getting away with not paying child support because her parents are rich and they are just embarassed by the whole situation
>tfw getting freebie kid from alpha female
Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta...
SIC SEMPER STACIANUS
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wow good story.....
NOW GET OFF THIS BOARD ALREADY NORMIERFAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET OUT GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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good story lad
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What age do you consider "old"? I'm 27, am I old?
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Serious answer it really depends on your health and level of activity. There are people in their 80's who drive, excercise and are sexually active. I wouldn't consider them 'old.'
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>>38084151
32 year oldfag reporting in. Tbh. I consider late 40s to be old. But, it all depends on the mindset. You can be 20 and old.
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>>38084253
>>38084470
>lel only as old as you feel
You people are retarded.
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>haven't washed hair in 2 weeks
>head gets really itchy one morning
>Instead of scratching it with my hand, I decide to use a comb
>see this
>Oh shit nigger
>feel my head with a tissue
>blood on scalp
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eewwwwww wtf hop in the shower asap u battiboi
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>>38084079
Do you have lice? Wtf is that shit.
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>>38084079
oh shit, what now op?original
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Saturday night out getting smashed with the lads and shagging some proper fit birds edition
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>>38084048
First for wifus are gay
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>>38084044
Meeting up and bumming each other would mean going outside mate.
Not likely to happen.
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>>38084048
I'm having a poo right now
Muted for unorovnsl
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What kind of jobs are good for ex-NEETS?
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School teacher or Wall Street
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>>38083899
entry level retail jobs hoha
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Catboi servant maid or glory hole operator depending on looks
>have a girlfriend
>have a couple friends
>studying in college
>have a job for the summer
Am I a normie?
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adriano is a GOD
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>>38083880
>Normies fap to this.
smdh
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>>38083859
>>38083880
yes, now post more.
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chato here WzQgYCJ
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WTF?? MODS??
THIS DISCORD IS FILLED WITH CP
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>>38083856
Brutha no it ain't
Don't be a twat just because people don't like you
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>>38083838
Are there cute boys that will send me dick pics here
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>im home alone watching moms dog
>normie neighbour is having a party
>can hear them since his house is like 20 meters away from mine
>full of Chads from the city
>I know some of the people there and they know I live here
>I'm so scared they might come to my house, steal stuff from my shed or just generally fuck ith me or the dog
>so scared they might come and bully the loser who spends his saturday night playing vidya alone
>I've already covered all my windows and locked my doors
>too scared to go to bed
What should I do?
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>Tfw hear the splash of people cannonballing into neighbor's pool
>Tfw hear girls laughing
>Tfw my neighbors open their bedroom window to let the sex smell out
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o fug
one of them just sendt me a text telling me to come over
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>>38083800
Just keep playing vidya and then go to bed like always. They're all intoxicated and likely aren't thinking about the loser neighbor who spends his weekends alone.
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>used to be a generic liberal Bernie Bro
>went full /pol/ during the 2016 election
>eventually after struggling with political identity I just gave up and stoped giving a shit
Anyone else in the same boat? When did you stop having opinions on society and just refocus your energy on trying to survive in it?
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>>38083735
Wait, did that happen to Ryan Gosling?
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>>38083774
I just think Ryan Gosling is a handsome man (no homo)
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That's what happens when you let your real-world opinions be guided by memes on a mongolian shitposting forum for card-collecting.
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>throw my cum socks into a pile right next to my desk every day
>eat all my meals on that desk
>tfw the pile of cum socks and garbage is starting to smell and some type of bacterial spores seem to be forming
I have a bad feeling about this robots
can I get sick from whatever is brewing in that pile? Should I move it away from my desk? I don't really want to touch it
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>>38083730
Show us pictures you nasty fuck
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>>38083730
>>38084204
on board.
lets make these pics happen.
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>>38083730
please move that away from your desk.
Also show us what it looks like it