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>>38086430
Hooray. What did you break and enter and why

>>38086430
What was the thing that you were most looking forward to when you got out?

county is usually pretty tough. did you get punked.

Two fags

They are dressing in pretend mystery solver outfits.

Connie is dressed as Carmen Sandiego for some reason and Steven is supposed to be undercover

Mario and poo in loo under a flashlight.

Apply yourself you lazy piece of shit.

>>38086329
See if there are any job fairs being held near to where you live. Employers there sometimes interview and hire right on the spot.

Getting a job is easy, it's keeping it that's hard. Also just tell them you use this website and you would have a disability, they give a disability to anybody for any reason.

>>38086242
I'll help you do it

Is the problem you don't have a friend? Post a Craigslist ad

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>>38086242
How do people seriously not have 1 single friend

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI788L-fbn4
"I've dug two graves for us, my dear". Fits these two perfectly.

>>38086522
Hey, this is great. I need to check out more of his music.

>>38086968
He is a true robot. If you listen to more of his stuff and watch a couple of videos on/of him, you'll see.

>>38086181
Do they call you "bro" too?

>>38086181
Women raise the pitch of their voices when they're talking to men they find attractive kek

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>>38086181

Women's voice raise in pitch when talking to a male that they're interested in. They all only see you as a friend. Sorry senpai.

>>38086077
I'm not a virgin. But I act and feel like one. So essentially I'm a beta

And you're a bad boy

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ain't that da truth

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Is there any contest

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAGweH1pLo4

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgtDHqWmSnc

>>38086025
College is different than high school. Not easier. There were many nights where I got no sleep.

I have three degrees. I found college to be way more enjoyable, but not easier.

Assuming college is the same thing as university then I'd have to disagree.

High school was easier because I was forced to do the work in class. I have no self control and i always procrastinate in college

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>>38086016
SO FRESH PRINCE THEY ABOUT TO BRING THE SHOW BACK

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>>38086016
>tfw when hold me close, my darling

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>>38086176
SHE WaNnA gO tO CaLiFoRnIAaAa

>>38085974
Bless you, anon, for posting the prettiest boy I've ever laid eyes upon.

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>>38085986
Stop calling my waifu a boy! If she were to read your comment she would be very hurt, you beast.

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>>38085974
but whats so special about saturday?

Same with Alexander the Great. He was romanticised in literature but in reality he was short and ugly

Robots just have low self esteem and could never see themselves achieving anything

Same thing with Attila the Hun. Every movie or television series has depicted him as looking like Jason Momoa, when in reality, he probably looked closer to Herve Villechaize.

>>38085963
what about Julius Caesar ?
he was literal skeleton
his soldiers counldn't believe that he can travel with them and eat same shit

>>38085906
Deschloroketamine is a dangerous chemical not for in vivo use. Ya blew it, cuh.

Me I just finished the box of Coricidin. Kind of feels like I'm Rolling balls and on nitrous. I love this shit. It really does fuck up one brain but my intelligence is way too high for most people to even fathom my everyday speak so, I gotta dumb down somehow

Is it viable to commit suicide with heroin?

>>38085982
Drink a lot of vodka before, or mix with other depressant.

>>38085896
Well, hypothetically, I'd tell you to get the fuck off my board fucking normie.

Otherwise don't over prepare. Just watch movies and talk or some shit I don't know.

>>38085948
A fitting reply, anon, and exactly why this is hypothetical.

Movies and talk. Okay. Talking is easy. Maybe I can stream something. I think /she/ has a netflix account, in this hypo. Thanks.

>>38085896
Wait....you literally asked if she needed and thing for her period? What haha.

Pretty sure she can take care of that herself and not have her boyfriend of two weeks do so.

Minimum wage is designed for minimum living. Pretty sure one can afford a studio apartment with minimum wage, they shouldn't need any more than that if they are still in a minimum wage job.

>>38085865
I can afford my apartment on min wage while also going to college and extracurricular. People are just too lazy to sacrifice personal time for money.

why would a minimum wage worker be renting a two bedroom apartment on their own?