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Is it normal to dislike social events?
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hoomans r social animals :)))
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I'm not sure, OP.

Honestly, I don't fucking get normies. I just don't get how they're able to go out and socialize at big events every week, sometimes literally ever day. I just couldn't handle that. I don't know how anyone could.
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perfectly normal, for an /r9k/ poster.

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She's a robot, bros...She's skelly, likes anime, writes fantasy stories, has very few friends, can't drive, and works a wagecuck job. She might even fucking post here. I'm gonna ask her out for coffee. Oh and she's light skinned black
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>>39493597
>likes anime
to late
good anime girls don't exist
she's gonna go after a chad
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>>39493597
>black
Stopped reading there
You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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Do it and tell us what happened in an original way

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Would you lose you virginity and maybe date or even marry a real life loli if you had the change?
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>>39493570
How can it have my children when it's a child?
Also no, I'm into tall, developed women.
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>oh look it's this thread again
faggot
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But the other thread is still up.

But anyway do you think her labia are still prepubescent looking?

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Most of you are predators that think you can get a girl by being nice to them, or you think the world owes you something because you cried and felt depressed.
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>>39493557
Can't say I've ever tried to incur pity with an issue I've had but merely ask for understanding with my issues as I try to help myself.
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>>39493557
>think you can get a girl by being nice to them
Wait what you mean I SHOULDN'T???
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>>39493557
That doesn't make any sense. The later half is right, a lot of guys cannot compete with the male hierarchy so they go "nice guy"/Male feminist route to try and gain a mate but they are more like prey animals that are easily crushed.

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why am I so tired all the time guys
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>>39493532
Take some l-thyanine and caffeine, report back
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stopp fapping
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>>39493532
You must be depressed, like everyone here.

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i'm just waiting.

waiting for somebody to yell at me again

waiting for somebody to burst through the door and malign me for my very existence as a robot.

it's been over 28 something days since something like that has happened but i can't stop watching my back.
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are you a neet?
originality is rare
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So, you regularly have people bursting through your door and you don't call the goddamn police?
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>>39493489
let me fuck your robot ass

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What would you do if these are your ONLY options as a virgin.

>1. Have sex with a cutie girl but you have to do it right after chad came inside her. (so his cum is going to touch your dick when you fuck her.)

>2. Date a single mom, but she won't let you fuck her till you date her for at least 2 years. 2 of the kids are from different dads too. and they sometimes pop into the kids lives while giving you a smug look.

>3. Fuck a girl with HIV.
>4. Fuck a prostitute but your whole family & friends find out.

>5. Opt out
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5. opt out


Fuck that shit
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4. I've fucked tons of hookers. Idgaf.
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>>39493445
Is HIV girl intelligent and loving, interested in a LTR and can I get a large supply of HIV prep or treatments?
This affects my answer.

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>one chance at life
>born with a small dick

How the fuck am I supposed to compete?
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I absolutely guarantee that the majority of successful men have small penises
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>>39493453

Its funny how if you have a big dick you can work retail for life but still be internally fulfilled for life just from having woman worship your big cock and not just tolerate it cause you make 100k a year.
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>>39493430
thats a pretty big penis my friend

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>he doesn't have an Instagram and people find that weird

Anyone else know this feel? The reason I don't have one is because I think I'd have an embarrassingly low number of followers and the odd time I meet someone and they ask for my Instagram they seem to find it odd that I don't have one
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>>39493406
have had this issue. solution is to do it with a few platforms and say you're 'boycotting' them because you think they're shit. Tbh I really did do that with Snapchat, I hated it and kept seeing stuff that wasn't meant for anyone specifically (those fucking stories)
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>have had Facebook for six years
>less than 200 friends

Should I just delete It? Does it make me look that bad?
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>>39493503
i dont even have facebook. well I have fake account, to stalk on a few people

>feel hungry
>walk to the kitchen and see dad looking upset and running upstairs
>mom's got something in a pot
>"Hey, Anon. Wanna try my chili?"
>feel nervous
>mom is awful at cooking
>decide to be nice
>"Sure."
>eat chili
>feel nothing for half a second
>then it happens
>my tongue and throat burn like crazy
>tears drop from my eyes like I'm Niagara Falls
>i start choking
>mom focused more on spiciness and less on ediblity
>i rush upstairs to the bathroom to puke my lungs out
>kick open the door so hard, it nearly flies off its hinges
>dad's in the bathroom, scouting on the toilet like a frog and releasing a bout of diarrhea the most definitely came from mom's chili
>i puke
>dad puke's
>he slips and bangs his head on the sink
>mom comes to the bathroom to check on us and screams
>dad gets emergency surgery
I never ate anything mom gave me ever again
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>>39493322
I know this is weird to ask but do you have a picture of your mom? I'm just curious on how she looks like
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>>39493322

>walk into kitchen
>empty
>mom in bed
>very little/no food in house
>only disgusting micowave meal
>already said multiple times not to get me one because they taste horrible and i never eat them
>"well thats all there is anon!"
>decide not to have anything, will find something later
>"BUT ANON YOU HAVE TO EAT!"
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Chuckled in very original way

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Should /r9k/ be renamed to /nsfwlgbt/? That's literally what it has become.
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>>39493228
I don't really want this board to go blue but if that's what it takes for some of the sad/degenerate people on this board to stop posting their boy pussies then that's what we gotta do
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As always fags ruin everything.
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>>39493228
Only if we get sfwsoc

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> smoking weed alone at home
> lonely as fuck
> can't watch tv, play games, spending time on internet because I feel like a slave doing nothing in my live
> parents are out doing stuff and having a life
> they are the only people I trust and care in my life
> I feel like an alien with them and I can't talk with them. They have my same sin, but they treat my as their child
> decided to put some music on for forgetting
> fucking spotify puts some shit human-enslaving brainwashing ads on
> I'm not gonna look at them
> turn phone

felt so lonely I had to watch them for company and entertainment

> write it on 4chan
> keep smoking will-destroying hypnotizing weed

oh my god, when will you stop thinking?
it's exhausting.
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>>39493129
>smoking weed

degenerate normie get out.
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> playing with google captcha
> laughing at it because they entertainment me well
> good job strange entity controlling us

> smoke weed and still no music
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>>39493129
Do you hit from a pen or just straight bud? I'm starting to smoke at home with my pen and it's pretty comfy desu

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Are you White?

What color is your eyes and hair?

And furthermore, how do you feel about the concept of White genocide? Do you think it is real, and/or intentional? If you think it's real, do you want to prevent it? If you don't think it's real, why not?

Do you care about your race?
How do you feel about racemixing, and would you ever racemix?

Do you think your race/culture associated with your race is superior over other races/cultures? If so, why is that?
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>>39493123
i'm slav, green eyes brown hair

i don't think white genocide is a thing, i hate my race because all it ever did was shit on me and make my life hell when i tried to be a decent person, western white people call me non-white and subhuman so i hope they die as well

i would definitely racemix with asian girls, always were attracted to east asian

the local culture is pure shit
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>Are you White?
Yes
>What color is your eyes and hair?
Green and brown
>And furthermore, how do you feel about the concept of White genocide?
Upset
>Do you think it is real, and/or intentional?
Its real but not in the way /pol/ thinks it is. No one person or group is behind it but it is intentional
>If you think it's real, do you want to prevent it?
It would be nice

>Do you care about your race?
Yes. At least more than I care about other races
>How do you feel about racemixing, and would you ever racemix?
It grosses me out so no I wouldn't
>Do you think your race/culture associated with your race is superior over other races/cultures?
It was, now it projects weakness
>If so, why is that?
Western culture was superior to lots of cultures, it is almost impossible to actually notice this without a proper understanding of just how weird other cultures were before western culture replaced it. Things like burning a dead mans wife alive with his corpse or the genital mutilation and general child abuse and rape seen in south east asian and Pacific Islander cultures were horrible. Even the "noble savage" native American Indians were known for torture and rape of their captives for extended periods of time. Lets also not forget the Aztec.

Sure lots of interesting cultures were snuffed out but you can't display that as a negative and ignore the absolutely horrid things that some cultures did before Westerners stopped them.
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idgaf about race I only really care about #1 and contributing to a functioning society.

Only reason i go on r9k is to laugh at virgin retards

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>mom attempts to put her foot down
>tells me I'll have to contribute to the internet bill if I don't want to downgrade to slower internet with a small bandwidth limit
>tell her I'll kill myself if she downgrades
>she never brings it up again
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>>39493121
That is great, I will use this too if mom or dad will start to think about this.

Thanks OP
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i bet she's just planning how hard to downgrade, don't worry OP
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>>39493121
be shit to your parents. thats what they get for bringing you into this world.

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Why do chestlets even wear bras?
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Because it's impolite to have one's nipple point at people constantly.
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>>39493098
Because a bra makes them look bigger than they are, they can even stuff socks in them.
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>>39493114
That's not impolite, that's hot. I do that all the time and I'm a man.

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