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i was 18 before this site existed lol

>>38090949
whenever these posts pop up i wish the mods would ban you for an equal amount of time to the length you claim just so we don't have to listen to your shit for a while. your posts are bad and you should feel bad.
sage goes in all fields

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>started browsing ironically in the 8th grade on a Nintendo dsI
>Years later, be 20 and still browsing >unironically

What did you do before?

I hope you didnt shave your face raw

>>38090941
It makes a world of difference. I stopped getting ingrowns when I started using it.

the fuck did you do before? just cut your face up with a dry razor? dumbass.

We'd have fun OP, I love saying that to girls. It's sorta demeaning, all dominant and I fucking love their reaction to it.

>>38090906
Does that even make sense at all?
Are you male or female?

>I really just want someone to care because I'm going to die and I have no one at all

lolol i dont believe y-

please work please work please work

>>38090895
yeah, sure thing fa-

>>38090802
chill out bro jeez just be yourself or something

>>38090802
this is what pussy depravation does to a man... such a sad sight to see

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>tfw no bf to impregnate me
h-how does being filled with cum feel

>>38090766
not really.
/oreganoa

It is totally fine for laptops - you'd be weird not too! For desktops, it's not weird to take them to your dorm/on campus housing, but it is weird to have them around with you while on campus, unless you're going to a LAN party on an engineering section.

>>38090766
it was pretty common at my college

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>>38090607

Anon you fool, prepare for your own personal Hell of temptation.

>falling for rhe NoFap meme

I've been at it for almost three months and I can safely say that there are no benefits to doing it.

>>38090607
Masturbation feels good.

You are deliberately stopping yourself from masturbating. You are giving up one of the most pleasurable things you can do.

Serious question: what evidence is there, that stopping fapping will get you laid?

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>short red hair
>tomboyish
>strong but also pretty cute
>perfect blue eyes
>cute china dress

>tfw /r9k/ is mostly waifuless normies now

>>38090580
>tfw you had a waifu but normies go a hold of her and now she is just a basic bitch waifu
It was Hex Maniac.

>dark hair
>eye circles
>possible crazy
>obsessive

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Gardervoir, so I can finally be a cute girl

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I'd probably go Sandshrew because then, whenever I feel my social anxiety coming on, I could curl up into a ball or burrow myself underground - never to be seen again.

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Duskull because I sometimes disappear from social events and other things without saying goodbye, which duskull can turn invisible. Duskull is also nocturnal like me, and the skull to represent me being a metalhead.

>>38090541
don't worry about it m8 I've got a job for yer mam :^)

>>38090541
Pay her because she gives you a place to live you ungrateful child

>>38090565
no she doesnt shes unemployed, my grandma pays our rent, my mom doesn't cook, clean or do the dishes. she sits on facebook and goes to the casino.

>>38090518
>Is it a good place for betas to learn how to improve themselves as people and become more successful in life and romance?

Nah its actually a place for betas to blame all of their trouble on women and how to order sex dolls discreetly.

>>38090544
nice try you flapping roastie skank whore

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>>38090518
bluepilled to shit. its entirely cope they believe confidence makes you attractive or that these retarded techniques will get them laid. face is all that matters.

>>38090481
what the fuck

this comment is oregano

>>38090481
Sex is degrading to women

>>38090481
You realize you can call the cops on them and have then arrested for indecent exposure.

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I do the same for exercise/fresh air. Its a good 2 hour route that takes me to uni and back. Minimal traffic and nice way to listen to podcasts on my backlog.

pic related last winter

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>>38090425
I like to walk but where I live its hard not to pass by people. Shit makes me anxious.

>>38090425
I walked for 5 hrs last night for tue purpose of finding something to eat. It rained on me twice.
I was harassed by drink normies enjoying there Friday night out on the town.
I jumped into 8 different garbage dumps hoping to find some sandwhiches that the walmart deli threw out because they were a few days old.
All I found was mostly paper, cardboard boxes and plastic bags. Nothing even remotely edible.
Eventually i managed to find a box of bananas. They had to have been at least 3 days old at best bit were probably thrown out that evening.
I decided this was good enough and threw in the towel for the night. Walked back to the safer part of town. Feet were killimg me at this point.
Came upon a group of black teens
Decided to cross the other side of the street. They laughed and mocked me as I crossed but they probably would have lynched me if i stayed on that same path.

You comfy fags that do this for fun make me want to puke.

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Do you talk to women your age?
I had the same problem but then I met female friends through vidya/discord and it just kinda faded away.

why is this board so, so, so very fucking gay

>>38090626
>Do you talk to women your age?
What board are we posting in again.

>>38090392
1st for declaring love for tomoko-chan.

I've started watching watamote and she is now my waifu.

also lads respond to this please:

>>38090442
>>38090442

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Bow down to your new queen, maggots

I've fucking ruined myself.