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you are a new male
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>2017
>not being a top-tier nu-male
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did you mean to post this on /v/
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Something isn't right about all this.

None of this is good, none of this is good.

the alpha beta thing, women, society, our lives, it's all a sick joke. We're being set up to be controlled, even all the insults just become our identity.

You want us to fail OP.

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Who else here /canadadaylonely/

I just want someone to walk around and see the festival shit and fireworks with.
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>>38092266
Same here. I just want somebody to spend time with. I hate being alone
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>>38092266
>tfw no one lives in 204
>tfw no gaybot bf to drink and cuddle with
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>TFW drinking the last of my vodka supply
>At least it will be enough to numb the feeling of not getting invited to any parties

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What do you hold dear, /r9k/?
And don't say "nothing" like the gay little teenager you are.
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>>38092181
nothing like the gay little teenager you are.
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>>38092227
Underage.
And unoriginal.
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>>38092181
>What do you hold dear, /r9k/?
anime poon

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How do you NEETs manage to live without constantly thinking of offing yourselves?
I've been unemployed and out of school for three months now, and can't get a job anywhere, despite sending out over 100 applications. I've had maybe 5 interviews and no offers.
I feel like a massive burden and leech to my parents. I just sit around in their basement all day applying for shitty minimum wage jobs, reading, decaying, and wanting to blow my brains out.
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>>38092115
idk
/oragano
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Oh yeah, also, my father is starting to get angry at me over it and I'm worried about getting kicked out. He's a boomer who thinks you can just walk into any old place, give the manager a firm hand shake, ask when you can start, and then get hired. Thinks people can get a job without even having a high school diploma (I've got one).Always asking why I don't have a girlfriend and all that too.
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>>38092222
Get an injury and he'll be off your ass about it

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Scientists say a persons brain is not fully developed until they are 25, and thus anyone considerably younger than that is immature by comparison.

I am currently 19 and still feel a lot like a kid. Should I expect to feel a lot more grown up and responsible in coming years?

Share your experience
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>>38092114
I have the same question too. I'm 20, but I still don't feel mature enough for actual relationships and stuff.
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>>38092114
feel grown up? responsible? no. have drastically different outlooks on things based on the experiences you have over the next 7 years? sure. i've changed so much from 19-27 that i can't even empathize with myself at that age or identify with the thought processes i held then

>>38092158
>I'm 20, but I still don't feel mature enough for actual relationships and stuff.

you won't actually mature in regards to relationships until you're in one
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scientists = who gives a shit
legislators = know their shit

you 18?
you the fucking man now dawg

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Any Mexican robots here? I feel like 99% of my paisanos are filthy normies.
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What's up, pinche paisa?
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Where were you hidding, Cabron?
I though i was the only Mexibot around.
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>>38092450
>>38092177
I live in Guadalajara.

Hola amigos.

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Is the mid 2000's era the pinnacle of mankind?
I often check some background information on a medium I like, be it music, vidya, movies/series, etc. and often see that it's from 2005/2006 or something in that range.

Of course it's nostalgia that makes me like that era, but hear me out. My theory is that we weren't too spoiled with technology, it was just enough to make us content, while wanting more and being hopeful for the future. We weren't being overloaded with (social status) information and normies were nowhere to be found.

What do you think of this era and why is it so great compared to now?
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>>38092105
Those were good times.
I was young, 17 to be exact, there was possibility or at least it felt like there could be.

Now all I have to look forward to is doughnuts and replaing old games, the newest of which is from 2009.
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>>38092217
yeah lately ive only been playing old games. All vidya post mgsv i am just not interested in.
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>>38092105

It's because 2005 was as objectively fucking shit as any other year, but it just so happened to be a peak time in your life.

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>old guy at the store drops a $50 out of his pocket
>pick it up as he's walking away
>contemplate keeping it for myself
>instead give it back to him

Why didn't I take it? It was a free $50.
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Must be autism or something
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>>38092077
At least you made someone else happy, I'd be mad if I got home and realized my money was gone.
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Because you're a Nice Guy(TM).

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Is it okay not to make friends at work?
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>>38092061
Depends on the work you have. Networking is essential if you want to get/find a better job.
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yes, there is a guy paul who was quiet to everyone.
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>>38092061
oregano
yes

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I love you, anon. With all my heart.
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This doesn't help
Originama
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>>38092027
Then why'd you ghost me?
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>>38092045
originali originalai originalo originiyon

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roboto chat: WzQgYCJ
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WTF???
THERE'S CP IN THAT DISCORD SERVER
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>>38091992
post proof of it then ma dooder
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>>38091992
Man, you really just want there to be CP don't you? CP is an old meme frendo

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How do we enslave all women?
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>>38091961
By using my little peenus weenus of course :D

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENUS
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENUS

Weenus after the Peenus :D
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>>38092015
white knight retards aren't allowed here sorry
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>>38091961
According to Hulu, by putting lamp shades on their heads?

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Write a letter with initials included please.
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Dear RI,
I'm sorry you think I'm a bad person. I'm sorry you hate me for caring about you more than someone I don't know. I was once convinced of love and compassion through you, and that's been the guiding light in my life ever since. But if you don't want to be friends anymore I won't be losing sleep over it. I hope someday things can be different.
I've forgiven you for your betrayal. I am always on your side, even if you aren't on mine. Just stay out of my way.
Always love,
GG
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Dear me:

You may never know for sure which posts are hers, and don't expect to know. Perhaps it's better that you don't, as it's probably not the positive ones you're hoping they are.

You don't fit in this world. :(

~C
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Dear OP

FUCK YOU. Seriously, these dumb threads do not belong on this board. Please go literally anywhere else with this garbage " write a letter" bullshit

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>tfw work at a shitty candy store
>tfw everyone of my superiors are curry niggers
>tfw i can't understand them half the time
>tfw they force us to act happy to the costumers despite being huge assholes themselves
>tfw people have been complaining about their rudeness but then they pin all blame on us
>tfw they're starting to replace us with asian chads and stacies

I hate curry niggers
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>>38091900
>>tfw work at a shitty candy store

are you a fucking oompa loompa lmao
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>>38091918
Oompa loompas actually work at a candy FACTORY, not a STORE. Get your shit together you fucking mongoloid.
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>>38092097
l dont give a fuck, what are you roald dahl?

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There is no hope of us getting a gf, we cant save ourselves

>have crush
>am fit
>ask her on a date, says yes
>be nice, talk with her, pay for stuff
>watch a movie with her
>she seems happy
>at the end, I ask her if she would want to go on another date, says yes
>follow up
>she's constantly busy

I dont understand. I did everything right and I still wasn't good enough. I though I could make it work, but I wasn't good enough. I really liked her too, but I wasn't good enough. I don't care about sex at all, I just wanted to make her happy, and I couldn't do that.

There's no point, even if we try to fix ourselves, we'll always be too broken.
I'm sorry
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>>38091886
>tfw I would have died of a panic attack the moment I asked her
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>>38091886
maybe she is just constantly busy
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done it before, I know I can do it again.
just a matter of fine tuning the 'tism.

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