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>>38093719
since i was a shut in most my life I never really thought about it until being around people again.

Also all the 4chan memes really drove it home more then I normally would have concerned myself.

basically I think I'm genetically inferior to tall people, I try to fight back my own despair, most people just want you to kill yourself, women learn the memes and from there it's all over.

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>>38093751
hmmm it would help if I knew just how short you were.

>>38093719
>I'm 5'11''
You tell us.

>>38093601
My little sister turned out fucking hot and thicc. Always fantasized about dicking her down.

I have sexy dreams about my older sisters sometimes but just because they're the only girl I actually know.

>What's it like having a little sister?
entitled bitch
>What's it like having a big sister?
pain in the ass, she's a failure
>Have you had sexual thoughts about your sister?
nope

Hey kid, wanna be my gf

>>38093592
>I just realized I'm exactly the same as everybody else on this earth

You finally learned some humility? Wow huge mental illness problems there kid.

>>38093592
Mods should trolll you and get you a 4chan pass account

>>38093590
Why tho, it could actually be pretty useful in the future

>>38093965
>Why tho, it could actually be pretty useful in the future
only a moron would believe what the government tells us is its purpose

>>38094052
its just a fucking giant space camera what can it do?

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Love you anon bb

Fool me fool me, go on and fool me.

>>38093569

FOOL ME FOOL GO ON AND FOOL ME

Only adults are allowed to post here

>>38093536
I want to fuck thick brown women

>>38093558
You don't say? I'm obviously of age to post here. Leave me be, dummy.
>>38093574
I really don't care to know this.

>>38093454
I need context. Sorry.

>>38093454
God I remember that thread.
I feel bad for that anon but he made things so specific to his situation in his post as well.
Not too surprised that happened.
It is a shame reddit trawls this place for their shitty karma.

>>38093454
Context for this?

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>>38093452
What color are you friend?

>>38093452
join antifa

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>>38093452
>browse pol off and on for ages
>disgusted to call myself white, as most of them are edgy faggots

>>38093431
Wojak is that you? You seem to be doing well.

>>38093431
LESS TALKING, MORE RAIDING!!!!
Thats a nice comment yoy have your shoulders.

>>38093431
What's the appeal of Mount and Blade warband?
I recently started playing it and it's not fun...
I mean, I'm doing well, I'm conquering shit and growing my King's empire and rolling in dinars, but it's not really rewarding at all in its progression.

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>>38093386
I'm an INTJ working towards CCNA

>>38093409
CCNA is IT right?

>>38093437
Yeah its a certification for IT.

Why is she so smug?

What's she seeing?

Because it's spammed nonstop by cuckolds on 4chan that's why

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>>38093270
White first worlders need to be liquidated as a class, the BBC is the weapon.

It's summer. Are you new to the country or did you just want an excuse to post that picture?

>>38093329
It's something I'm reminded of every summer. I didn't say I minded it.

It's the definition of unremarkable. When it's hot out people wear less clothes. Also, water is wet.

you're not afraid
truth is no girl has ever showed interest in you so you try to hide behind ^ excuse
/thread

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>>38093193
>Taking another persons clothing off and taking yours off in front of them.
How do people do this?

>>38093193
I was very afraid until I lost my v-card at 25.

The grill was a half-indian feminist with dyed hair and facial piercings. She was also a diagnosed Borderline,

I was her 11th notch and not her first virgin. Get yourself an experienced sloot and move on to your waifu once you know how it works.

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Well I fucking hate you OP so you can fuck off and die REEEEEEEEEEE

Some people who don't like themselves just have very, very high standards for themselves that they can't meet.

That doesn't mean they're bad people.

>>38093072
Fiction has given us a dumb idea that a romantic partner can somehow fill voids we must fill ourselves.

sup fuckers. super chad here. i had sex for the first time at 5 years old. i am now 18 and have had sex over 300 times. how does that make you robots feel?
Actually, I might've been molested.

>>38093049
>had sex over 300 times
>not with over 300 different women
>had sex 300 times in 3 years
Sound more just like a normal dude than a chad. This really isn't impressive, some robots have had girlfriends despite crippling depression and I would expect about as much from them.

>>38093049
>how does that make you robots feel?

Curious as to how your STD test results turn out. When was the last time you were tested?