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*blocks your semen's path*
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How is she blocking it? It's just going up her cunt.
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>>38094451
Sauce is Nadia Jay
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>>38094594
>Sauce is Nadia Jay
post MOAAAR
>tfw I will never get blacked
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who nice and toasted here 2017-07-02 05:22:30 Post No.38094367
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who nice and toasted here
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listening to music with good headphones is only one of the few things left that makes me happy.
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smoking some black water i grew last winter
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>>38094367
It's what I do every weekend.
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Smoking some kush and listening to new order's substance. Thinking about the universe and shit senpai
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> be 30 year old homosexual
> English major with over 40k student loan debt
> no jobs in my area hiring relating to my major
> supported by my boyfriend but he barely makes enough for the both of us
> forced me to get a retail job
> recently quit my job at target after a month due to stress and bad back
> no sex drive due to weight issues
> losing hope that I will have my dream of opening a bookstore/coffee shop
> thinking of returning to college and taking another loan to pay for it
going to school is all i know but my boyfriend says it is a waste of time and I need to get another job. How can he be so cruel?
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>>38094313
>how can he be so cruel?
because he doesn't wanna financially support your lazy gay ass. you picked a shit major and you're a burden on your boyfriend. look for another job and stop bitching on a Himalayan ox shearing forum
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stop making homosexuals look bad faggot, this is why people hate us
for the record, average lgbt couple has a higher income than straight couples
Op is just a worthless loser
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>>38094313
Kill yourself fucking faggot, I wish people like you would just die out.
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>tfw no one wants to talk to me beyond smalltalk
>tfw even that is hard to come by for me
I just want friends. That's impossible for me if even anything beyond a "hello" requires effort
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>>38094251
Maybe people don't want to talk to you because you're redundant
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Normalfags have nothing good to say. Don't bother
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>>38094278
>you're redundant
What did you mean by that
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>I-I did what you wanted anon, n-now please delete the photos of me cheating on Tyrone with Chad.
>Tyrone will kill me if he finds out.
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>>38094206
Femanon here, the concept of cheating on Tyrone with Chad or vice versa sounds very hot to me.
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>>38094206
Not so fast
The final step
You have to let me lick your cute feet
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>>38094206
No. Now we're doing it again. Roll over.
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Remember, you're anonymous.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13335796
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>>38094173
>There are already members picking <=14
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>>38094217
>members
Fuck I meant "memers"
The curse of phoneposting
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I answered honestly. Did you?
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>tfw first day as a 9-5 office wage-drone
w-wish me luck bots...
spent the past 4 hours getting prepared and grooming myself, so i could fake the looks as /fit/ told me 'fake it till you make it', now pretty sure no one will be able to tell that i was basically a neet for the past 5 years.
any tips would be helpful.
it's a restaurant office btw
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What is a restaurant office?
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>>38094208
the office in the back for a restaurant probably
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>>38094208
>>38094230
ya that
it's a big restaurant with a party/meetings hall so it has it's very own office.
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Who /transcended/ here?
>disgusting roastie comes up to me the other day
>asks me if I "want to get coffee or something"
>sternly say no and get back to my work
I have transcended women. The only company I need from the female race is from my dakimakura.
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>>38094090
Huehue nice bait
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>>38094103
>t. instinct slave
No bait here lad. Women are irrelevant in 2017 and are going to get more and more irrelevant. The moment you realize that women are unimportant is the moment you are truly free
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>>38094090
>roastie approaches anon
>"want to get coffee or something?"
>Anon looks at her with a nervous look as if he is about to wet himself
>Anon 'sternly' said "n-no... baka."
>Then he made this shitty thread on how he "/transceded/"
Overheard a stacy say "I'd like to talk to anon more, but he's so awkward and unapproachable
What do they mean by this?
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>>38094037
It just means that she wants to get to know to you. Stop reading too much into things anon. Youre scaring all the pussy away.
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she wants to be your sex slave.
If you don't take this opportunity you are a faggot.
Just approach her and tell her how you want it.
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>>38094099
I'm an autist. I overthink everything
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ITT just be friendly and decent
We're all probably lonely and hurting so maybe some positive interaction would help. Talk to me about anything, ask for help with your problems, meet a friend.
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Op are you still rhere?
Wil give a (you) dont die buddy
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>>38093863
How are you doing tonight OP
Oregannono
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Hey this is my first time posting on /r9k/
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so I FINALLY got a girlfriend for the first time in my life, we're engaged and going to get married in the future, AND she's a virgin ( a few years younger than me). On top of that, I haven't changed any of my misogynistic sexist /r9k/ views.
So I thought all the roasties and normies said this would never happen, that I would never find a virgin and I would never find a gf unless i changed my misogynistic views?
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Things that never happened for 200 please
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Got pics? I'm sure there's some 1/10 ogre virgins that are technically female.
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>>38093862
Well, normies are not Muslims, so all their women are sluts and they need to be feminists in order to not be socially ostracized
I am hardcore "misogynist" and will marry a pretty Syrian girl, insha allah
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Why don't you own a motorcycle, anon?
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>>38093846
>Why don't you own a motorcycle, anon?
Dad says they are dangerous
I really like the design of the chiang Jiang 750 all black
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Cannot safely transport doggos on motorcycle
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>>38093846
I don't know actually.... they seem kind fun.
I'll look into it.
So just now I thought of this fun game/thought experiment:
You are put in a coma for the combined amount of hours in all of your steam games play times. How fucked are you?
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Not very. If it were WoW time though I would be severely fucked.
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>>38093816
Just for example, what's your WoW playtime?
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>>38094199
Easily 4 years
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What the fuck.
>Get a GF
>She's fun
>But she's not an intellectual
>Never read Animal Farm, 1984, Huckleberry Finn, Fahrenheit 451,
>'Loves' poetry but she's never read Homer
>Never seen Death of a Salesman
>Never read Frankenstein, Count of Monte Cristo, Alice in Wonderland, Pride and Prejudice, Brave New World, Treasure Island, War and Peace, Oliver Twister, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Lolita
>She's completely resistant to reading any of this
>When I ask her why she says she doesn't want to be challenged
>She practically only reads shitty emo poetry and watches makeup channels on youtube
I like her but jesus fuck. Does anyone else think she's stupid or am I being a judgmental faggot?
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>she doesn't want to read Babby's Required High School Reading List
I hope you don't seriously consider yourself an intellectual.
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>>38093832
this
ur a faggot op
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>>38093832
I'm not judging her because I 'love' those books and she doesn't, I'm judging her because she's never read any books even remotely LIKE these. She likes Harry Potter and has admitted she hasn't read any books since Deathly Hallows came out.
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Onii-chan, I like you
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i like you too
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>>38093742
Let me show you what adults do when they like each other my precious imouto.
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>>38093742
-to suck this cock.