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5:30am Feels Thread
Only the best kind
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>>38097556
you are a faggot and will never accomplish anything OP
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I just lost my job that required getting up at 5 so now my 5:30am feels are just being drunk from the night before
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>>38097556
Fuck the east coast.

My father was the first man to cum inside me and I wasn't even 10.
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that explains why you're such a fruitcup I guess
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>>38097488
story plss
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>>38097488
m/f/f(m)?

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>ywn be a child again
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>ywn be back in high school and columbine it
Truly a sad feeling
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>ywn be loved by another person
>ywn have a career you enjoy
>ywn hear your child say "I love you, dad"
>ywn hold hands with a woman
>ywn be wealthy
>ywn die satisfied and without regret
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>ywn collect Bionicle again

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Why does my belly button smell like my asshole? I shower daily and use bodywash but the other day I just kinda touched it and sniffed because autism and it exactly like my anus.

Wtf man
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>>38097373
That's a fat person problem desu senpai.
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>>38097373
Well think about it this way: your asshole only smells as bad as your belly button. I'm sure not a whole lot of people can say that.
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>>38097373
Maybe you should try washing your navel next time.

>2006 Party
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies, choking on your alibis. But it's just the price I pay, destiny is calling me. Open up my eager eyes, 'cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
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The meme with 2011 threads is that party rock was so shit, that we can listen to it and other trash songs from that era ironically. The killers are actually a solid band
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>>38097361
Same will be said about LMFAO in five years.
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Of all the songs to choose from

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How can you lick a girl's pussy knowing that another man came inside her in the past?
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>>38097270
why do vaginas look like abominations
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>>38097270
Because shit is self cleaning and anything that isn't has been washed hundreds of times.

How can you suck a dick knowing it's been insides many different vaginas?

Grow up.
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Yes. You know why? Because there's this stuff called soap and fucking water. They clean themselves up so we can make them dirty again. That's how it works

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>Cook with garlic
>Wash hands and face twice a day if not more
>On day 3 since garlic event and my face still smells like garlic

What the fuck is this shit and how do I make it stop?
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>>38097233
Cook the garlic more
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>>38097233
Cooked garlic doesn't really have such a strong smell, even raw garlic doesn't make you smell for 3 days
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Eat onion, you won't smell like garlic

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>Found gf's facebook password
>Read daily her messages

What do I do? I feel shitty for reading her private stuff but I already prevented a fight that was gonna start because of the texts she sent to her friend.
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>>38097210
reee get off my board normie

there I did it for everyone else so this shitty bait thread doesn't have to exist anymore
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>>38097210
Dump that cunt if she's telling her friends shit she won't say to you. No respect, doesn't deserve a boyfriend.
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dont say anything, so much power is in your hands, leave it be, keep it and harness your new found power, so few have it , sir

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LOSER BINGO

go go go go
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>>38097186
dfgsdfgsdfgsdfgsdf
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What do i win robotos...
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Bingooo hooray

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>go to uni
>from day one, feels like you have the world ahead of you

>graduate uni
>feels like the whole world is behind you
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>>38097176
>tfw you bought DGB
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>go to uni
>it's shit
the good part was behind me after high scool
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>>38097176
Lu is that u

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At what age is it time to give up on women?
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>>38097145
It's never too late. Eventually you'll come across someone that will want you.
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>>38097145
How old were you when you were born?
A lot of posters here don't even like their own mothers.

That's not me though.
Love you mum.
Only woman I will ever respect and cherish.
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16 to 25

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Well, it's good bye robots.

Im getting sent to China because my parents can't bear to see me at home everyday doing nothing.

I guess we can't all choose to live our lives
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>>38097091
Is getting a job really worse than getting sent to China?
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>>38097091
Lmao didnt this guy die?
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>>38097091
what the fuck are you going to do there?

are you that guy getting shipped off to guangzhou to "become more normal"?

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>just lost 30g of weed somewhere in my house and despite 3 hours of scouring every corner I can't find it
Fuck me
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>>38097006
holy fuck anon, is there a chance anyone took it?
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>>38097006
kys degenerate dude weed lmao
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Call the police, your friend and help helper. They have trained dogs who gladly find even best hidden cannabis. It is a free service that your taxpayers provide.

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weed or no weed that is the question
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I got some weed, gonna smoke it soon
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>>38096933
i smoke weed
i wish i didn't
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>>38096933
I don't smoke weed, but I think it should be legal.

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>tfw haven't left the house in over 2 months, and so anti-social don't even have steam friends, and only play single player vidya exclusively
W-will you be my steam friend, Anon?
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join a multiplayer server and find fwiends
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I don't really use steam but you sound too pathetic to not offer it. I'm free if you ever wanna chat.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/2312321321312312
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>>38096884
Just curious, how is it like? Are you still aware of time, i.e. do you know what day of the week it is, and do you follow a 24h schedule?

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