LXXXII
1. Use a name in the namefield so I can keep track of you and what you say.
2. Share your problems, ask questions.
3. Be listened to and cared.
4. You can use the following form, in which your name is just the name you use here. For those of you who stick around long enough, I might start taking notes and recording information about you to better remember. We'll see.
1. name:
2. age:
3. sex:
4. symptoms:
5. describe your mother:
6. describe your father:
7. are you in therapy?
I have no purpose and I feel very very very alone and sad.
I once took medicine and it forever screwed up my whole body and caused immense pain for a year or more whatever I don't even know for sure now my body is still very weak after I recovered a lot from taking stomach meds.
I know nobody understands it probably burned through my brain like Alex Jones talks about.
>>38099270
You're not alone anymore. Please take a name, and tell me why you took medication. Depending on what you have, medication can either be very useful and noxious.
Why did you keep taking meds for a year even though they were hurting you?
And relax, you're here now. We might be alone for a long time before the regulars come around, so we can do some good work.
>>38099304
I didn't take them anymore. The pain stayed and was horrible. Also I am still alone I told many people but just get called crazy my family may have believed me I think but I'm not sure.
I don't even remember what it was I took a very small pill with a big effect (if ya know what I mean) and I took it combined with something else very famous too I repres thinking about it. Then I had the same effect with something else which lasted a very long time I also willingly forget what it's called.
I know it's not that helpful but I genuinly can't recall it for now it hurts my head trying to remember this was like 5 years ago maybe you can tell me what it was.
HELP
I got petty and was ignoring a guy's texts because he wasn't responding to mine because he was busy. I gave a serious attitude and now I think he sees that I wasn't joking about having issues. How do I diffuse the situation? I sent an apology and he's probably not awake yet so I'm waiting for a response.
>>38099176
This is one of those situations where you let him have anal to forget all his woes.
>>38099176
Kill yourself you borderline bitch.
>>38099214
Can I have actual advice? I like him.
Let's have a thread about piracy.
I think piracy is pretty essential for a comfy NEET lifestyle.
Where do you get most of your media?
Do you use public or private sites?
DDL? Streaming?
Do any of you buy all/most of your media legitimately?
Maybe some of you are plebs and use only netflix or whatever.
For comparison, netflix's entire library is somewhere around 11,000 titles.
Private trackers:
BTN has 19,750~ TV series.
PTP has 143,400~ movies.
And other niche trackers for books, porn, whatever have almost anything you would want.
Discuss filesharing and piracy ITT. And maybe how it pertains to NEET life.
Hello FBI
Origami is my least favourite hobby.
>>38099519
hey bb, stay a while
>>38099168
I have LITERALLY never seen such abysmal bait from law enforcement. How could you be any more obvious? Fuck you.
Does anybody eIse on r9k ever get vagina envy?
l'm not sure if I really want to be a woman, but l look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pIeasurable for women it makes me deeply depressed... It just feels like both biology and my body have betrayed me. Anyone here know this feeling?
>>38099120
yeah i know what you mean, i feel like i should be a woman but i have no interest in transition because that isn't real.
>>38099120
>have vagina
>not shoving nonhuman dildos in there
>not experiencing pleasure humans weren't meant to experience
If I was born a female I'd shove large inhuman dragon dildos up my vagina, the fact that most women don't and stick with boring plain phallic shaped objects is beyond me????
>>38099193
I also found it interesting that she doesn't even have to shove the whole thing up in there. Most robots here worry about the size of their dicks when really it's clitoral stimulation that does the trick
How do I tell if my hairline is receeding?
You dont have hair there
test orihinell lol
Whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt.
If you noticed your hairline might be receeding it probably is.
>turned 27
>showing signs of balding
At the first sign of balding I shaved my head and kept it shaved for six months because I didn't want to live in fear.
You should try it anon. New people you meet will just assume you've always been bald. You also get a bonus to interactions with chubby girls.
>>38098986
I am 24 and balding fast.
>>38099085
>You also get a bonus to interactions with chubby girls.
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What does a kiss by a teen girl feel like?
>>38098980
My first kiss, I initiated
Awkwardly but I froze mid way. She ended up slightly frenching my closed mouth. It feels amazing regardless, but not as good as cuddling with her in the movies. Too bad it didn't work out.
Awkward, don't really know what you're doing, but nice and tingly.
Like starbucks and new wave feminism.
>watch a fantasy based hentai to jack off
>stop partway through because getting invested in the politics of the land
Anyone else done this?
Only while playing Sengoku Rance but I doubt that counts since it's loosely based on the actual sengoku period of Japan's history.
>>38098942
What hentai was it? I could do with some fantasy based anime sex in my life.
>>38098942
game of thrones and monster girl quest
How far are you guys into nofap?
>>38098920
First day wish me luck robots
havent fapped in 2 weeks cause libido. nofap is a meme btw despite what retards on here will say
>>38099045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmNAwK_GwBs
But I'm sure a random nobody on r9k knows better than all these wildly successful and influential people.
Is alaska the most robot state?
>>38098899
Pls help robotos
Thinking of moving there
clapistan is not robot
>>38099843
But Alaska gives you money for just living there
How low is LOW? how much can a soul actually bare before killing themselves?
>Mom dies
>Dad dies
>get homeless
>find a job
>company shuts down
>jobless
>homless again
>spend 3 years looking for job
>find one
>about 3 months into job get fired due to no socializing with the co-workers enough
>homeless again
>struggle a few years
>this time find a part time job
>find a house
>put on a mask
>work enough to pay rent internet
>life back in track
work there full time, start saving collage
>work 3 years at dead end job
>saved up enough money to study
>enroll
>IT course
>woh im 25 Now just starting collage
>no friends
>feel like shit
>think about my life too much when im alone, thats 50 % of the time on campus
>start to see this girl everyday in between waking to different classes
>get the feels
>1 day started talking to her
>spill my beans
>shes creeped out
>but get her number
>start talking
>now i love her
>2 months into relationship start dating (nosex)
>she felt bored of the whole thing and we both stopped seeing each other as much
>what ever i find out i have no feelings
>dont see her for 3 months
>shes got a boyfriend
>welp
>graduate
now no job in IT yet
>get text from girl
>shes got cancer
>visit her in hospital
>fucked me up
now i just go to my part time job, i cant believe this is my life
I like to think that theres someone worse off then me, but in reality my life has not been great at all, even if i was to count my blessings i don't see any, my parents both died while i was in my teenage years, we were poor to begin with had a small family and no extended family wanted me when my dad finally passed at 18, so i had to just live on streets and find a job, the blessing in my life must be when i die or something
>>38098855
>>about 3 months into job get fired due to no socializing with the co-workers enough
what article of your contract states that either you socialize or get fired?
I want to get rid of my autistic sperglord employees and need some legal trick against them, but don't want to pay money to Jewish attorneys
>>38098855
Well it sounds as if you're making it now
You went from depressed teen with nothing under his belt to owning a house and having a degree. Wish you luck.
>>38098948
> Being this gullible
Fucksake. Are you 12?
This Chad did nothing wrong.
>hitler
>a chad
even his buddies in ww1 thought he was off
>>38098891
Girls like "off"
I'm so tired.
>>38098851
let's drink soda and Hail our Fuehrer!!
Guys I need your advices...
After 27 years of being totally single and a virgin, I finally got a girl to say she likes me and want me, and she is cute af. She even told me she loves submission, wich is great I think. But also that she wants to have multiple boyfriends at the same time, to fulfil her sexual needs. When she said that, I didn't feel special anymore, and a bit hurt.
What should I do?
B8. She's a slut. Pump her and dump her. Wear a rubber.
>>38098830
Its good you found someone that likes you but if you don't like that part of her, you need to make it known. It sounds like you aren't compatible honestly . I know it hurts anon but it will hurt more if you go into this relationship and feel sidelined by other people.
>>38098830
>she wants to have multiple boyfriends at the same time
either you're a total cuck and OK with it, or you're a man and you feel hurt and dump her.
she won't have problems with being dumped - she has quite a harem of boyfriends to fulfill her sexual "needs"
>decide to go on morning walks and spend time outside
>walk near my apartment
>some black dude at the bus stop engages me in conversation
>frequently comments on how attractive I am and how I'm such a "pretty girl"
>asks if i'm a hooker because of the shady street I'm walking on
>asks me questions about whether or not i have a boyfriend and if i'm a virgin
>answer so as not to seem rude to this guy
God damn it, the last time a guy near my own age noticed me it was a dude yelling "hey homegirl" at me from across the street.
If I were the average female I'd have taken to facebook or tumblr and written a five-paragraph essay about misogyny and how I was verbally raped.
Have you had some weird experiences with strangers, /r9k/?
>>38098826
some black dude asked me for smokes, i said i stole my roommates so this is the only 1 i got and he said hes a black prophet and some nice black girl will want vanilla dick and ill deliver, thats aboit the most recent one
>>38098826
are you into lolis OP
why do u have that picture.
>>38098826
Asking that of a stranger is rude, so it would hardly be rude not to answer. Hope you told him you have a boyfriend so he'll leave you alone.
Now that the dust has settled, how did he stack up?
Rate him in terms of aesthetics, effectiveness, and sheer autism.
>>38098778
low tier trash
>>38098778
He's a brony, so the autism levels are off the charts.
It was interesting because we had the cartoon rantings on youtube, I'm not aware of something similar for any other previous shooter