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I cant even remember the last time I shook somebodies hand

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>Been rejected and friendzoned 3 times in a row over the course of several years because girls like me but just not enough to be attracted to me

Why can't I be loved?

>>38100401
Well you're missing out faggot.

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>Dad is getting back into clay pigeon shooting
>If he can get a gun license he is going to get a shotgun and keep it at his place
>Tfw worried that when I go into a really low mood I'm gonna go to his place and blow my brains out with his gun

>>38100413
You won't. Don't even act like you'd be tempted. You people are so insufferable. What's the point of all this 'look how depressed I am' bullshit?

>>38100367
then go kill yourself already

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Don't bother. All parents say this shit.

>tfw you are the end of your bloodline

>>38100327
Tell them to adopt a teenage girl who already has kids

Solves the problem

>>38100282
that's ok we're in this together, you'll be fine :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
WERE FUCKED

>>38100282
Fucking normie

Outermost oregano

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>>38100282
Yeah try a 14 year old sending you unwarranted nudes

>>38100256
why do you want to tell her?

>>38100256
Names of those girls in the pic? Is that Lauren southern?

You can lie, if she cares about you she won't mind. Don't tell her unless she asks. What girl will you tell, or are you just creating barriers to not get a gf?

right now it's murdoch murdoch youtube channel and evangelion

I was very close to last month and I no longer have a job.

Please...god

My sister would be devastated.

I'm giving myself a chance until age 30
I can't see any hope if life doesn't change by then

You degenerate oxygen thief

why dont roasties just fug their orbiters.
They are happy and keep orbiting. Otherwise they just drift away.

>robot bf is talking to another femanon
>probably cheating on me
>want to murder them both

no this is real life, you're going straight to hell unless you accept jesus as your lord and savior.

is that the type of conversation you want to have?

>>38100222
I'm not going to accept a jew cuck as my savior. There is only one God, prophets are scapegoats for degeneracy

Often feels like it. Feels like this reality, or the creator of this reality, is continually tormenting me.

i work with 2 girls who are from Kosovo , one was born on the day the war started lol.

>>38100144
And where are you from? What are your impressions of the girlsv
?

>>38100121
Jejdiskakakpwndjeoskqguw

>>38100097
Ok that is very good keep it up

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nyaaa origianoli

fucking degen

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And it's still better than any relationship advice r9k has ever posted

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Do you know your neighbors r9k?

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>>38100088
>tfw even Inspirobot calls you a faggot.

>>38099896
Are you enjoying life more? If not then you may habe finally found the Zen of humor, where all things can be funny in their own unique way.

>>38099896
no but ive got a feeling ive got something since i feel like shit all the time. i feel kind of dizzy and like im going to pass out randomly. thing is, i get my blood checked about every 6 months or so since im supposed to take meds and nothing comes up. i get shit like thyroid, cholesterol, blood cells, metabolism, liver, diabeetus related shit, etc checked. the only time I feel okay is when I drink alcohol but that's probably because i'm drunk or the shitload of carbs in beer or w/e i drink. not sure. maybe its just diet related.

>>38099896
I pray for any type of cancer I want to die I know there's a slight chance it could go into remission but I'd hope it'd come back aggressively and be told its spread to other parts of my body

just choose to live a heterosexual lifestyle you retard, literally a non-problem

>>38099886
why do you regret it if you're bi? or are you just a prison guy trying to rationalize his failures

lol what happened

I think a lot of guys rush into gay sex when they should just wait until they find a guy they like, but then you'll never have gay sex because you don't like guys, thats the trick of it all

Not sure if this bump will work but here goes

>>38099868
Tell me your story lad, where are you from?

I'm here too now. What are you up to?

I haven't talked to a female of our species in 7 or 8 years.

I think you're lost friend this is >>>/r9/

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>>38099839
virgin /r9k/ is for everyone