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It would be a shame to see this thread die.

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What /r9k/s opinion on mgtow?

>>39495124
>a long time

>yesterday

kek

>>39495079
Have you considered patricide?

Sounds like a drug addict to me

>>39495079
You're dad's an irresponsible jackass and this >>39495169 anon is right. Pop might be on that SHIT, cuzz.

>>39494981
>Have you ever tried to seduce someone?
No, of course not. Someone like me making a non-chloroform attempt at seduction would be comedy, were it not so tragic and disgusting.

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I stared soulfully into her eyes and asked if she would like to have coitus, but she would not oblige.

>>39494981
Yes
>at a party (childhood friend dragged me along)
>see a hot girl, go over to talk to her
>as she sees me approach her face tells me she already dislikes me
>"Hi my name is Anon, what's your name?"
>"Anonette and im not interested"
>"Ok" turn around and go back to my friend

>that flag
Is that what your average Chilean, aka Fake Texan, home look like?

>>39494947
Go for a walk yourself just feeling the quietness of the surroundings. Observe every living animal you find and try to be fascinated by them. If you are lucky an animal might come closer to you and you can interact with them. Go from there. I am not sure how to explain this to you but this will start fixing your life and give you surprises and changing your own being for the better. Just trust.
You don't have gf because you are not ready for it. That is the only reason.

>>39495035
The average south chilean home, yeah

if she is older than 20 then no.

>>39494920
I don't believe in supporting neets.

>>39494920
While my sister is older, she acts like she's younger. Hell fucking no. I get enraged almost daily that my parents will likely never kick her out of the house.

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>It's another 'things that never happened' episode
You can't be a robot if you were ever asked out or someone finds attractive

>>39495015
What if you were asked out but you suspected it was a prank so you refused?

>>39495015
>It's another 'things that never happened' episode
Shut the fuck up and just play along anon, the point of these threads is to pretend. Probably the only acceptable form of larping on this board.

Also What if it's an extremely ugly girl that find you attractive?

>>39494875
Best part too, fucking retards

>>39494875
North Americans don't even realize they are the only people in the world that do this

i have bad teeth OP, it's too crunchy

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The few hours he is alone, he goes on his phone pulling even more chicks.

he goes to normiebook and chat with other girls
he'd sleep
he'd stumble on instagram
he would get high and stop thinking

Inside Chad's mind:

>Dude weed lmao
>Sportsball
>Muh patagonia pullover
>Jam bands brah
>I wonder if I can get Stacy to dyke out with her little sister for me tonight.

>>39494810
I'm sure most of these guys simply forgot that they were rich and could do just that.

>>39494810
Nice to know the plastic surgery worked on the tiles in the background

>>39494885
Kek I think those are curtains in the 2nd pic

>>39494768
>spend ten minutes writing an effortpost
>post it
>thread has been pruned or deleted

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>>39494768
>post high effort reply to a cool thread
>go to sleep
>it's not up in the catalog, check the archive
>your post killed it

>>39494768
>post your magnum opus of posts
>come back later
>all posts around yours but not yours have replies

fat leg

>>39494749
Fuk u 2

W-what are those stains on the floor, anon?

Alex?

somehow this comment is not original...

No wrong person

>>39494713
Most people failed on their first few attempts.
Unless you got a firearm, don't bother trying.

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>>39494702
I also found her on Facebook and saw that she liked this post. I'm too socially retarded to tell if she actually feels this way, if she was trying to hit on me, or if she just wanted an orbiter.

>>39494759
It sounds like she has self esteem issues, do you really want to get involved with all that baggage? Considering she can't even like herself properly I doubt she'll sincerely like you.

>>39494852
You're probably right. I guess I just posted this in the hopes that some anon would tell me what I was already thinking.

I took it for about 2 months. I do think it did something but it was subtle. Definitely not a miracle drug for me (did not turn me into a turbonormie). It could have been placebo, which is okay, but it wasn't enough to convince me to keep taking it.

I think the main issue is that I have really bad anxiety and it fuels my depressions. Would this be something to try or is there a better medicine? Seeing my doctor in a few days and wanted to talk to her about all this, what do you guys think?

Try modafinil. It has changed many lives.

https://www.afinilexpress.com/

there is no such thing as a good rpg

>>39494682
>Paper Mario

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>>39494682
it does its called QUEST 64 and its the greatest RPG of all time