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>>38103598
Isay if you don't love me like I love you then someone else will

>>38103598
>muslim
>what do?
beat her into submission

>>38103598
First of all, POST PICS
2nd: lose weight ffs

>>38103597
Social intereraction is not that hard, you just need practice, it's like an rpg, you can't expect to kill dragons in level 1
If you make an effort of gaining experience you'll see it will become second nature.

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>>38103597
>>38103632
>is another case of op is a self-diagnosed faggot
>armchair psychologist normie thinks he can cure social anxiety by shitposting edition

>>38103597
if ou are introvertde/ shy dont give aa shit about what other people say, they will judge you anyway
For me its easy because people dont question my actitudes at all, and even when they do i act as if i dont care and they stop bothering me pretty quickly
I know its my owb fault being like this, but i guess i would also like to be treated like a normie from time to time desu
Even introverts like to have social interaction sometimes..

>>38103568
It look like Satan to me

an monster shitting dead bodies out of it's vagina

>>38103568
Your mother.

Here, have this text because i'm sure this is more than likely not an original comment.

one must simply bee themselves

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be my friend on telegram opppp

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>>38103510
Stop giving a shit and grow a pair.
Translation: Stop trying to sound like someone your not and say what's on your mind regardless of whether or not it will hurt the receiving party's feelings. Courage is an admirable quality most robots and normies lack which is why Chad has the upper-hand.

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>>38103504
I have a camera

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I'm going gym, can you please make this into a retarded pepe thread by the time I get back, nothing cheers me up more.

>>38103504
what kind of story old sport?

>>38103493
>>1. Are you fat?
No, skinny
>>2. How often do you eat fast food?
Almost everyday
>>3. Do you smoke cigarettes?
No
>>4. Alcoholic?
No
>>5. Do you drink soda or eat candy?
No
>>6. Physical disability (spine, joints, heart) or chronic conditions (lungs, bowels, nerves, muscles)?
No
>>7. Diabetes?
No
>>8. High blood pressure, bad cholesterol, heart palpitations/arrhythmia, ect. ?
No
>>9. Do you get diarrhea, constipation, or blood/hemorrhoids?
No
>>10. Do you keep yourself clean (shower, shave, floss, trim fingernails)?
No
>>11. Diet poor in vitamins/minerals?
Yes

>1. Are you fat?
I'm skinny fat. 21 BMI
>2. How often do you eat fast food?
Lately, about three times a week.
>3. Do you smoke cigarettes?
No
>4. Alcoholic?
No
>5. Do you drink soda or eat candy?
I dislike sweets so almost never
>6. Physical disability (spine, joints, heart) or chronic conditions (lungs, bowels, nerves, muscles)?
none
>7. Diabetes?
No
>8. High blood pressure, bad cholesterol, heart palpitations/arrhythmia, ect. ?
No
>9. Do you get diarrhea, constipation, or blood/hemorrhoids?
I have a hemorrhoid and bouts of constipation from time to time
>10. Do you keep yourself clean (shower, shave, floss, trim fingernails)?
Every day.
>11. Diet poor in vitamins/minerals?
I could use way more vegetables in my diet so I guess it is probably more deficient in vitamins and minerals than an ideal diet.

>>38103493
>1. Are you fat?
No, about 10%bf
>2. How often do you eat fast food?
Never
>3. Do you smoke cigarettes?
Never once
>4. Alcoholic?
Haven't had a drink in 7 years.
>5. Do you drink soda or eat candy?
No.
>6. Physical disability (spine, joints, heart) or chronic conditions (lungs, bowels, nerves, muscles)?
My heart failed when I was 16, that's about it I think.
>7. Diabetes?
Nope.
>8. High blood pressure, bad cholesterol, heart palpitations/arrhythmia, ect. ?
>9. Do you get diarrhea, constipation, or blood/hemorrhoids?
Occasionally constipated.
>10. Do you keep yourself clean (shower, shave, floss, trim fingernails)?
Yes
>11. Diet poor in vitamins/minerals?
No.

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Now start taking triptanes for your migraines, or SSRIs, until you realize that a common side effect of both is triggering migraine attacks.

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>tfw nobody wants to talk about migraines
C'mon anons

>>38105175
I used to have a lot of migraines. Now barely ever have, even though I sit more infront of my computer. Feels good.

>>38103401
Go to le shrink

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>>38103401
Im in the same boat, i have no ideea man.
Il just stick to this thread until someone posts something helpful

>>38103401
enjoy

its actually not that bad

>>38103354

Full-time attention whore.
Pays well because of all the beta orbiters

>>38103354
I'm a NEET. I've never had an actual job in my life besides babysitting a few times when I was 17.

I work and support a "stay at home son" who barely says a word and just sits in his room all day on his computer.

Not sure what I am going to do about this, my husband and I keep talking about what we could do but right now we're too busy with life in general to try and fix a fully grown adult man who should of had shit sorted out by now.

He is in his early 20s, I can't imagine this going on until his 30s, but I see people post about them being in their late 20s and early 30s and still at home, so it seems my son my be heading in this direction.

My other kids turned out perfectly normal and work and have their own lives, so I don't want to hear anything about it being my fault that one of my sons turned out like this, my husband and I didn't raise him any differently to our other kids.


I try to talk to him but he just doesn't say much at all, I am so over it at this point.

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Give it a headpat, it's probably just lonely.

Retrieve the lance of longinus and start an impact.

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daedalus attack

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Nah, haven't had friends outside of work acquaintences for my entire life and I've only been on 2 dates and I don't even remember what we did at this point.

I just listen to things that make me happy at this point,

I went on one date with a 9/10 when I was a freshman in high school

Now I still think about her every day

>>38103338
I don't listen to love songs because I cannot relate to them. Listen to something else.

>>38103205
sigh, to early to feel

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>>38103205
>19yo
there's still time

>>38103205
BAHAHAHAHAHA

wadup manlet?

Sweden

Japan

>>38103189
Brah I remember you from like 2 years ago of you posting this. You still haven't gotten out of that drug infested hell hole yet?

Anywhere I could get a girlfriend would be fine

It's why I took the gay pill.

It's why I took the asexual pill.

>>38103031
it hurts to know when you meet a girl you care about but that only happens once every couple of years, at least to me

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>>38103013
Pretty good taste 2bh.

>>38103013
Why are most of the more fucked up and elaborate crimes usually done by white dudes?

Give them gibs and free women by media bias, it seems to work for far more dangerous lifeforms like niggers.