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>make tinder
>make okcupid
>swipe eveyrone
>get one match
>send message
>get no reply
I think these dating apps are just memes or am I just too ugly?
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>>38110589
Ugly, only genetically superior males succeed in online dating.
>inb4 "I know a 5'2 Indian paraplegic who scores with 10/10 Models on tinder!!!"
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>>38110632
but what if /soc/ gave me a positive rating? what if r9k called me a chad? are you telling me 4chan is wrong?
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>>38110655
People lie to preserve your feelings ; R9k calls everyone with a gf a "Chad". You are definitely not a chad, but instead an average to below average male
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ITT: We imagine what its like to be The Chad.
>I wonder how many Stacies I'll creampie this week.
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>>38110569
Bro what's wrong with your face? Minnesota
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Not sure if I should choose Harvard or start that business my dad gave me the funds for. I guess I'll go to college for the partying, I can start the business any time ://
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Im so depressed. I havent gooten laid in like two weeks. Cheer me up bros.
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If I took a 2 inch razor, plunged at least a fourth of it into my wrist and went down from top to bottom as best as I could how long would it take me to bleed out and die for good?
Asking for a science project.
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>>38110459
Bumping and rumping
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>>38110459
Also interested in this science project
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>>38110459
Damn, Paige looks like shes in rough shape.
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I tried being a normie 2017-07-02 11:39:17 Post No.38110306
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Oh boy
>be me
>out on my walk, about 10PM
>phone rings
>one of my friends, unexpected
>he's going to a nightclub with some work buddies
>asks if I want to come
>this is my chance
>meet him there and start drinking
>drinking HEAVILY
>within an hour or so I'm away
>skip forward
>sitting chatting shit to friend and some random roastie sits down next to me
>instinctively put arm around her
>wtf is happening
>she leans in and starts kissing me
>WHAT IS HAPPENING
>kiss her for about five minutes then she slides my hand up her skirt
>oh my fucking god
>sitting in the middle of a nightclub with two fingers in her, still making out
>feel a big slap on my shoulder
>it's a bouncer
>"afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave"
>shit myself and leave instantly
>didn't think to ask her to come with me or anything
>just got up and left
>standing outside trying to phone someone to say what's happening
>realise how drunk she was
>it crosses my mind I could be in serious fucking shit if something goes wrong here
>literally run away
>literally just ran until I got out of breath and couldn't go on any more
>manage to get a hold of friend who agreed to drive us home
>explain to him what happened
>he says he'll be there in 10
>he arrives and drives back to nightclub to pick up other friends
>shitshitshit, I was wearing a really loud shirt, what if someone recognised me
>he gets out to go in and find the guys
>locks me in the car because he doesn't know what I might do
>panic and climb into the back seat and lie down
>sober friend drags one into the car, tells me to get up
and drives off
>phew
>he drops me off at my place
Cont
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This is where the real cringe starts
>enter the house to find my little sister, her friend and my dad
>announce loudly that I fingered someone
>more than once apparently
>nearly got into a fight with my dad about something as well, I'm told
>wave fingers at sister and her friend whenever I talk to them (referencing the deeds committed)
>get really angry at dad again for some reason and decide I want to sleep on the couch because of it
>no idea why
>wake up around lunchtime
>neck, head and stomach are all in agony
>dad tells me everything I did after getting in
>including that I proudly announced to my fucking sister I fingered someone in a nightclub
>immediately start cringing my guts out and actually groaning
>loudly
>get in shower and stay in it for about an hour
>been avoiding literally everyone all day
>still so embarrassed it's actually giving me a stomach ache
Is this what it's like being a normie? If so I'm perfectly OK with being a robot, you do not ever want to experience any of this
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>>38110306
Welcome to being a normie I think?
>>38110318
Oh yeah that's bad.
I still have to quietly suggest you leave. Unless you're still a virgin, then there's robot in you yet.
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>>38110306
>>one of my friends,
Stopped reading there, normalfag. Get the fuck out.
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Its going on 3 years since my last longterm girlfriend, /r9k/. I feel an even larger disconnect with women now than ever and I'm closing in on 30.
Is.. is this where I belong now?
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Yes. Welcome. I'm 33 and it's been 6 years for me.
As a beta male, you have an vanishingly small subset of women that would be attracted to you. I figure you have 4, maybe 5, women in the world that would ever consider being with you. The older you get the harder they become to find because everyone is already married or has kids. And all those women have had dozens of better mates that you, so she'd only be settling for you.
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Im sure that talking about your feelings on a forum full of inexperienced depressed teens that post nonsense all day long will help you get back into a normal life, keep it up bro.
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>>38110303
Its where i've been for the past 2 years. i'm 26 now. last gf was 1 year ago. I dont really care. i hate women and they're a fucking nuisance.
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Refinery29 confirms once and for all that that liking traps isn't gay!!! 2017-07-02 11:35:07 Post No.38110225
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Refinery29 confirms once and for all that that liking traps isn't gay!!!
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We're now free to follow our dreams without having to be faggots
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Literally who? oris
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>>38110236
It's another buzzfeed/elite daily/evereday feminism clone
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o ri ghen ale
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>be in discord vc
>say something while people are having a conversation
>they totally ignore every word you say
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please tell me what the conversation was about and what you said.
there, you didn't get ignored that time eh?
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>>38110087
huh what? retard
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>>38110132
Well if you interrupt people while they speak or say uninteresting things, you can only blame yourself. If you just sprout memes or a "yeah right" every time you speak you shouldn't expect people to get on the edge of their seats every time you say something.
Calling people retards isn't nice yaknow.
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I wish girls had penises and you could impregnate them in their assholes.
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>>38109955
ls pic related you?
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>>38109955
>I wish girls had penises and you could impregnate them in their assholes.
But anon, what if I told you there are girls just like that?
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>>38109972
lmao'd
don't be a dummy, I doubt that is op.
>be 28
>just got license
>can't park well end up taking 2 spots since I can't guess the right angle
>chads snicker if they see me leave the car there
>Stacy asks him why I'm wearing a sweater when it's 95 degrees out
>too much traffic so I'm afraid to pull out and fix it and mess up again
Why the fuck is reality so cruel
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>imperial system
You're asking for it tbqh
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>>38109827
why were you wearing a sweater?
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>>38109827
Reality isnt cruel you're just a giant pussy who wastes brainpower worrying about the opinions of strangers you'll never see again.
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I'm losing it. normies are fucking retarded.
>you're fucking ugly
>get over it
>I probably don't understand how you feel but letting something you can't change make you feel so bad is pointless
>It's worse than that cause it fucks with you and the way you treat people and understand people
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Haha yeah myself I hate people who encourage me to believe in myself and try to make me confident. Those kind of people who don't want to tell me that I am fucking ugly to validate my righteous beliefs are fucking retarded. Like, who, in their right mind, would be respectful and tell someone ugly that they should try and see teh good side of things, if you do this you literally can't have depression.
Glad we agree on that my fellow robot!
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>>38110021
you make no fucking sense, you sound like you are on drugs. manage your thoughts
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>>38110224
>there! invalidated!
I winz anoder eagumant!!!1!one
If you want to stop thinking that you're ugly, get plastic surgery or reconsider teh way you percieve life. One is costy and can wound you badly, the other is fre and will make you wiser, your choice, complainfag.
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>be anon
>be 16
>notice I kind of look like a young Hitler in the mirror
>decide that such a thought is stupid and go on with life
>be 23
>notice that I'm starting to look more and more like Hitler
>think that I'm being ridiculous and forget about it
>be 29 now and look in the mirror the other day
>look exactly like Hitler in younger photos of him
>start to comb my hair differently just so I look less like Hitler
What the fuck is this, anons? If someone photoshopped a toothbrush mustache onto me I'd be the spitting image. What can I do to look less like Hitler?
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>>38109742
obviously it's simple, become original hitler.
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>>38109742
>What can I do to look less like Hitler?
You spelled more wrong
>What can I do to look more like Hitler?
Ftfy though so don't worry
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>>38109742
Become fat.
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Fembot here, how do I get a BF with potential like Jeremy Meeks?
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He doesn't really have potential, though. He's just a meme.
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>>38109707
>Go to a bar full of guys
>Go up to the douchiest looking guy and tell him you want him
>He'll fuck you even if he has a girlfriend
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>>38109707
Right here all you gotta do is dress me nice, make me take care of my skin and keep out of trouble.
You're probably to much of a push over or a pussy tho
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Might be making a big mistake, but I have faith in kek.
Dubs decide
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your favorite wallpaper.
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>>38109833
Kek, nice digits.
Also if i get dubs kys
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>>38109679
vi har en winrar men... if i get dubs, show intressanta bildar too. Don't be a fitta :^)
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Things that still make you cringe.
In college I smoked weed with this girl I made out with at a party and I stayed the night at her apartment.
I met her and when I was high I said I wish I drank before coming here.
She said thats not good.
I feel so emasculated thinking about that moment because I don't feel like a real man because I admitted I needed substances to talk to women.
But I feel worse because that is not true. It was just something I blurted out cuz I was stoned.
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>>38109642
Bumping for cringe
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What kind of party was it? And what kind of person were you that you got invited to it?
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Don't even worry about that shit man. <3 You're good. Tons of people take a shot before doing major social things. It loosens you up. <3
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Why are there so few good female musicians?
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>>38109636
Because there are few good female anythings.
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>>38109636
They can get by on being cute rather than being creative, and do.
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>>38109636
>Why are there so few good female musicians?
Women have no incentive to develop skills because it's not necessary for their survival strategy
the only things which matter for a woman are those which affect their aesthetics and beauty - these are the kinds of skills girls might be willing to work on
Stuff like makeup, fashion, dancing, singing, working out, women are into stuff like that