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yep a lot

>>38113374
>vanilla porn is actually a lot better
dumbest thing i have ever read on this web site or perhaps all time

the "realer" and less fantastic porn is, the more cucked you figuratively are
the abstracter and more creative porn is, the more involved you figuratively are

>>38113423
'yep a lot' in response to fapping to furries or that it's relatable ? lol


>>38113718
involved in what particularly? the fap?

I can agree with you on that, you do bust harder when you are feeding your fetishes because well.. they are your fetishes

but wouldn't you say that it's less 'healthy' to be caving in to your vice(s)?

because let's face it, the only people that would ever admit to fapping to furries or see it as an acceptable behavior are the ones dressing up in fursuits and renting out suites for wolfsuit orgies during a convention

and when I speak about health I'm referring to mental health, don't you think the more comfort you find in jerking it to lewd things like >>38113423 posted, you more withdrawn you'll be ?

>>38113333
don't do anything, you retarded little faggot
just let her lose interest naturally, that's what you want isn't it?

>>38113333
>christian

Big red flag there, have fun waiting till marriage for sex.

>>38113359
im not sure
i think i legit like her
but im so afraid to fuck shit up i might as well disappear

>>38113259
Depends on what kind of morality you believe in. If you believe in relative morality where morality is relative, aka no morality, then there's nothing wrong with it, or anything.

It cannot be answered in one post.

>view something for what it is
>wrong

Correct and also you will get locked in a hospital for a few days

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>>38113245
"You wouldn't be having these suicidal thoughts if you worked for a living, son."

Why kill yourself when you can kill others? Also what the fuck do you think retard, therapists are a very expensive meme
I went to therapy last week (last time I ever go back, was 5th visit) and we talked about my favorite player on the team I support, if I had any plans for the weekend, and if I draw. I spent $71 on that shit. Please anon, don't waste your time with these brainlets.

The las - There she goes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZXLLMbJdZ4

>>38113226
Nit nearly as good as that album byt I've listened to this a lot while thibking of girls.

https://youtu.be/-6Mjo_0ouFg

Got any pics of him? Ive fucked 5 or so traps man. Feels real good, not interested in vags at all desu.

>>38113223
>huge fetish for eating ass
>have cute friend named Sam
>just want to put my face in his ass and eat his asshole
>this will never be a reality

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>>38113223
Those male hips though

bout the same time the frogs turned gay

>>38113198
its mostly camera tricks.

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>>38113225
Nah they legit got bigger booties. I think the African refugee flow made them bigger

maybe in the future don't go 9 months in before going over the dealbreakers

>>38113190
That's such a stupid demand
He can't get anything out of fucking you with a plastic dick. It can't feel good for him whatsoever

you should hold him down and the shit out of his vagina when you meet him, call him a little weak girl

>>38113190
so you've never felt your prostate like that before and you don't want to try?
you don't want to explore your feelings?

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A true warrior must be wise as well as strong. He must know love, poetry, music and the beauty of the world. Only then may his sprit be as sharp as his blade.

>>38113185
>literary became a normie and in the process cucked the shit out of a chad

>>38113185
Can't I just skip all that and go straight to being a lazy farmer

>>38113120
you've been boomer-posting in a lot of threads, but boomers are entitled and annoying as fuck.
6.8/10 meme

>>38113120
If I can't stop the way this is going then you can't no matter how much you bully or humiliate, you need to reactivate the right wing death squads and start offing people if you want to see less neet you fucking normalscum

i think im gonna ask my dad on how to get a job, just to hear a similar reaction.

good meme btw kek

Bro, just find a nice 18-19 year old that has confidence/daddy issues. Then just bullshit your way through sex. Be sure to warm her up with fingering, g spot stimulation, and licking. Then just say, "oh shit it's been a while" when you go to fuck her. She'll teach you, trust me.

Holy fuck THIS so hard flamadamasempie. How is sex even initiated ? How do you know when you're done ?

ive had no relationship besides the current one that started when i was 26, im 29 now and it suffers for it.shes patient (for now) .

just talking to females regularly helps you to understand them. you have to attempt and make horrible mistakes. i had a few i talked to regularly since i was in high school. the physical experience doesnt matter much if you find the right one willing to work with you.

>>38113037
her outfit would be passable as 'summer clothes' if not for the hoop earrings
into the trash it goes

I dont have a sister and I'm too stupid to go to college.
bad post

>>38113037
You ever been in a Turkish prison?

>>38113032
>drinking

lol found the pleb

>>38113032
Drinking gives me really bad anxiety
>chest feels tight
>breathing goes shallow
>feel like i'm suffocating
>so difficult to get a full breath of air
That's the makings of a panic attack. Maybe I'm allergic, but I doubt it since i don't get any of the symptoms listed online.

>just drink bro!
>it will relax you!
fucking normies.

>have a couple beers or shots
>can start dancing and saying whatever confident shit comes to mind, funny as well
>have more drinks
>no filter and center of the party
>leave a lot to piss
>usually danced with or at least kissed a chick if a single one is there
>have even more alcohol
>slurred speech
>going beyond the point of fun
>usually leave or vomit and pass out

Not been laid while drunk since 2014

>tfw that literally happened with my cousin
>tfw ashamed of my family name now

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>donated robot sperm
>gonna have all kinds of mystery meat kids

>>38113191

I doubt robots meet the requirements for sperm donation

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b8 thread but still nasty as fuck

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"That's okay, son. Setbacks are a part of life. The best way to get past them is to move on and find another job. All you need to do is speak with the manager, look him in the eye, and give him a firm handshake."

>>38112962
>And its not even like I would need to wash my hands. It's a penis. GET. OVER. IT.

This desu