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join this server or your mother will die tonight in her sleep
aAky4
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this man is a good father
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this comment is completely and entirely original
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>>38118157
somebody
once
told me
the world
is gonna
roll me
i
aint
the
sharpest
shed
in
the
toooooool

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is that a bad or good thing?
I just would want someone 2 love me
>tell crush that i want to kill myslef during a panic attack
>says doesn't want to hang out with me anymore

what 2 do
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First of all come down. Second of all his old are you?
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>>38118146
How
Originallly****
>>38118146
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>>38118168
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just really want to die I want to get married so i don;t have to be anxious about dying alone

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How does it feel knowing you will never be desired by a girl with a body like that?
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>>38118132
but i am
like 3-4 girls like that
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>>38118152
Please leave the board

disgusting Chad scum
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>>38118160
no i wont r9k i funnnnnnnnnnn :)

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Everytime I look at my sister, I can't help but think of all the guys who've cummed or dumped a load on her face.
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>>38118107
dang, have you tried tapping that?

She is hot and a slut, go fuck your sister. You know you want to
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>>38118107
Can I join that list of guys?
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not gay but i wanna lick the cum off her face lol

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Hey robots, I have a long one for you so sit back

>2 years ago
>On here browsing through threads wishing I had some nice friends
>One of these gay chart/ideal gf threads (don't remember which)
>Post my chart bored cause I liked people saying they had things in common with me
>Someone messages my email and we talk for a bit
>Get along very well and they seem nice
>Have them add me on Skype
>Talk all night about what our ideal relationship would be like
>Definitely one of the nicest people i've met here
>We talk about coming home to a loving wife
>Find out they're a girl

Continue or not? There are many more twists in this story I promise.
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Yeah go on I love a good greentext
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continue. I have no life. Literally browsing r9k to live through you guys
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>We talk more every day and every night
>She shares my views on having a good nice pure monogamous relationship
>Have these comforting talks until very late at night
>I'm in university in a dorm room with a bunch of normies that i despise
>Through all those people that are shitty and despicable I still have her to talk to
>Shes always nice to me and so cute
>Get a picture of her
>Very much attracted and surprised im talking to someone that isn't fat and ugly
>Send her one back and she says i'm good looking
>Video chat with her a few times during these late nights and she seems so caring and interested in me
>Tell her about a semi-near death experience I had and she says she wishes she could have been there to help me through it
>Opens up about past experiences which she said she never told any of her other friends she knows in real life
>She lives many states away of course
>Was around this time that I really began to fall for her and i'd never been this close to someone who actually liked me of the opposite sex
>Talking one night and find out she's never dated and shes surprised I haven't had a gf (not surprising to me or anyone else obviously)
>She says I seem like i'd be an ideal good bf to someone

You can probably see where this is going, but its a bit more. Keep going?

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Why are modern feminists so racist?
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>>38118056
not wanting to fuck someone =/= racism

and I'm a commie
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>>38118114
the means of production also includes reproduction. women's wombs belong to their neighbor, comrade
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>>38118114
Twitter communism is bourgeois cancer.

Actual communists would have sent you fucks into gulags for revisionism. You people are obsessed with consumerism and celebrity culture.

Communism was not meant for normies and women

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"masks are often a better window to the soul then a shield.
if you look close enough, they can show what a person is insecure about and what they wish to hide."
do you agree with this robots?
I feel like I've been wearing so many masks for so long I don't even know who I am anymore. It's not an edgy cry for help anymore, I am legitimately confused and don't have a sense of identity.
Does anyone else know this feel?
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where can I buy a cool edgy mask and long black cloak to hide my entire body?
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>>38118033
party stores probably have them
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masks are fine to fool the chattle

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INTP here. Ask me anything you want.
Original post I think. Hope it is.
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>>38117998
How does it feel to be one-dimensional and buy into a meme?
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>>38117998
what is your favorite image you have saved
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>>38118058
Feels alright I guess. Never really bought into it but it's nice to know.
>>38118068
Eef Freef cracks me up

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"Some people think that only intellect counts: knowing how to solve problems, knowing how to get by, knowing how to identify an advantage and seize it. But the functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion, and empathy."


And this is why you did not make it.
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>>38117968
Correct if you take away love, compassion, and empathy.
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ITT: the musings of butthurt stupid people and their hostilities towards intelligent people
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>implying /r9k/ posters are intelligent

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>when you're a friendless 25-year-old KHHV overweight NEET who has severely underdeveloped social skills and they try to tell you it's going to be okay
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>I never tried to get any of the things that I wanted so please take pity on me
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>>38117916
1. friendless
2. overweight
3. KHHV (no romantic love)
4. overweight
5. lack of social skills
6. pessimistic

here's your problems listed numerically. it's going to be okay. I'm guessing you've developed coping mechanisms, what are they?
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>>38117944
>>38117945
>inb4 a bunch of mean people come in to try and feel better about themselves
>inb4 4chan is supposed to be super mean so you should not be on 4chan

The title is self explanatory, we discuss morrowind and elder scrolls lore in general and get comfy.

MUSIC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xULTMMgwLuo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj3Jt3az3Sg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5-SJZV62NQ
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Its too late at night
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is it even worth trying to play vanilla? i try to do a vanilla run with every game before adding mods because of """""artist's vision""""" but this one is rough.
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I loved this game more than anything ever...it felt like I was home

Femanons have you ever been a side chick? Did you enjoy it?
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>>38117891
I thought I was a sidechick and yet the guy thought of me as I was his gf. And that's how I've ruined the relationship I didn't know existed
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>>38117891
Never been anyone's chick, but I would rather be alone than share a boyfriend with someone.
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>>38117891
Nope. Couldn't tell ya. I did dump someone for being under 6 feet though.

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Write a suicide letter to someone who might or might not read it.

Well, we'll read it. No bully, I love you, even if the cold uncaring world doesn't.
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Might as well start us off, I guess.

"I've lost my friends, one by one. I've lost them all because of me. I doubt anyone will read this letter. I've no family left, and no friends. The acquaintances I have tell me to stop being edgy and sad. I can't, I don't think it's ever possible. Well, one final act of edginess then.

Adios,

R"
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"I hbate my life :DDDDDDDDDbyee byeee"

-R
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>mfw I see a Katawa Shoujo girl in /r9k/, even if she isn't canon desu

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>Be an all throughout highschool. No friends, everyone thinks of you as the comedic relief weird kid
>Realize that throughout all of my schooling, I had not made one meaningful relationship with one person, aside from family.
>Decide that I want to have real friends, people who I like, the kind that would do anything for each other
>This all happened right before graduation summer
>Go to Uni the next year, start training myself to not be socially retarded
>I stop talking to myself around people
>I don't chew on my fingernails like I used to
>Always wave to people and smile
>Eventually start talking to people, they are actually cool with me
>I get a group of friends, fairly large
>Around 7 or 8
>We hang out often, feel like I am now finally living instead of being a shut in
>Even get a gf for a few weeks, before we realize that we are better as friends (felt bad at the time)
>I build what I think to be meaningful relationships with these people, we talk about life and dreams and aspirations
>Near end of my freshman year of Uni, not near enough that people are stressing about finals, but still
>Driving outside of the city where my college is, car breaks down
>I call each of these friends one by one
>Each of them give a bullshit excuse
>Decide, "Oh well, they have lives, no sense blaming them."
>Later find out that they were all at a party
>I figure that I just hadn't given enough to these people myself
>I start offering my help at the drop of a hat
>Nothing changes
>Realize that these people weren't friends at all
>Begin feeling disgusted with myself because I shared deep, emotional things with these people
>Realize that real friends don't exist.

Trust me, these people had seemed like the closest people I had ever gotten to. But no anons, it doesn't matter. When you feel lonely with no friends, relish the fact that you have no friends. Because the only thing worse is being surrounded by people but feeling the loneliest you have in your whole life.
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>>38117846
I'm sorry anon

It's all about social value. If you were of high social value, they would rather go help you than risk the possibility of you telling others that they didn't help you. But you're of low social value like all of us are, so they don't care

This world is shit and people are shit and I hate life I'm probably going to kill myself eventually
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>>38117846
There are genuine people out there, trust me, the problem is that you've made friends with self-absorbed normies, keep trying, I promise that someday you'll find at least 1 good friend.
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Any Individuals worth your compassion are not going to be found at a university filled with blue-pilled normie chads. I reccomend the path of wizardry and meditation to void.

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This is the obligatory thread to dump screenshots of girls profiles from Tinder so we can make fun of them and feel less bad that girls won't talk to us because there's girls that are worse than us.
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is that really a women
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Or occasionally girIs that are atractive
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>>38117853
AIlegedly yes

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