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>mfw mom bought me 2 books titled "Asperger Syndrome & Alcohol" and Asperger Syndrome and Employment
>apparently she refuses to acknowledge that I'm simply a drunk unemployed loser and thinks it's because I have some fake syndrome
how many of you snowflakes claim to have this "syndrome" because you're not man enough to admit that you've fucked up your life by making poor decisions and instead blame everything on "muh anxiety"....man up and stop acting like a 15 year old girl
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Its not a fake syndrome, dude. If you got proper treatment you might not be unemployed or think you're a loser. There's nothing wrong with having mental health problems, you just need to get help. Everybody needs it once and a while!
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>>38119670
>t. OP's mom
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Yes and no.

Some (many) people are truly and genuinely fucked over by life, this includes syndromes, but also all sorts of other circumstances that you are not in control of. People, being hypocritical assholes that they are, will blame all of it on you.

However you shouldn't think that it's all about getting your "syndrome" fixed or that you can hide your ego behind it, do nothing with your life and expect sympathy. Having anxiety or some other shit does not excuse you for shirking personal growth.

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say something nice about my oneitis boys, she deserves the comfy love
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A fucking double post REEEEEEEEE
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Fuck off you beta orbiting faggot. Go back to fingering your asshole you obese permavirgin
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>>38119640
compliment her, n o w

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Are robots just loser roasties?

>"Girls only want bad boys, they are obsessed with attractive criminal males!"
> Idolizes Eliot Rodger, claims to want a yandere gf

>"Women are so entitled, they won't date manlets!"
>Won't date a girl who isn't a virgin, Christian, "redpilled", and skinny

>"Women have it so easy, they just get to stay home while men are supposed to go out and work!"
>Brags about being a NEET
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>>38119577
yes that is original and correct
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>implying most robots don't want a yandere gf because nobody cares about them currently
>implying robots would have much standards beyond her not being obese
>implying the bragging about being a NEET isn't supposed to be mostly ironic
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you speak the truth OP, beggars can't be choosers.

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what the heck are you doing awake?!

Go to sleep dummies!
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But it's 11 AM. I'm not even five hours awake.
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2 am here. Can't stop listening to music and shitposting. someone break me out of my trance
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>>38119617
It's always just one more song and then before you know it its going to be 3am. I'm in the same boat right now

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ITT things that make your blood boil

>put me in the screencap
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>>38119528
when im in a pot on fire like a lobster.

no but rly i rly hate some disfunctions on pc, like its slow or theres some ad or shit like that, i fucing hate it.
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chores after chores, like replacing the garbage bag after taking out the trash. or winding up the cord after vacuuming
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>>38119528
I really hate that I can't feel anything

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>I'm gay hehe xd
>Oh Anon I didn't mean I like actual masculine men, I just like anime girls drawn as boys hehehe
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>>38119485
Fuck off faggot no one cares you have a whole board dedicated to this horse shif
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>you actually made a thread about this
Now that's just SAD!
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>>38119506
thinly veiled yearning for gay content generic comment

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>tried everything and still cant find the motivation to get out of bed
any anons tried acupuncture? Does it work?
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>>38119479
Acupunture only works on weebs if you use katanas instead of needles.
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>>38119479
No, but speed worked nicely.
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>>38119479
Roll, roll yourself off the bed. It gets easier after that. But keep rolling until your feet are on the ground.

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I always get confused between yui and ritsu they look so similar
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>>38119461
yui has those two stupid yellow things in her hair while ritsu wears a headband but I totally agree they look too similar

I want to get a dakimakura more than anything but i'm too scared by how my parents will react
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I might have created a dream waifu
Not like a waifu of my dreams, but literally an ideal wife figure has been appearing in my dreams as my wife and I don't know why.
Her name is Maria, she has honey blonde hair in a round cut, a cute face, she's about 5'5", has a little extra weight, but nothing too much, has about DDs, and is either white, asian, or hapa. We had sex in my first encounter with her, along with a dark-haired girl I can't recall.
I don't know how or why I remembered her the first time but I haven't been able to get her out of my head ever since.
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>>38119508
Dakis are super expensive except I have a kinda retarded belief that stuff like figs and dakis are worth the cost because it all kinda helps Japan and the anime industry idk

I buy figs I like them.

You shouldn't get one until you move out of the house, but after that there's no reason not to get one

Which anime girl / boy do you want a daki of anon?

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How do I accept I'm gonna die alone?

For some reason I'm sad about it, and won't accept it; I'm tired of being sad about it, how do I make it stop?
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I don't think you can make it stop. I have periods of indifference but the despair always comes back. It'll probably just stay that way forever.
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>>38119490
I get the same, its really fucking annoying
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>>38119429
Can't be sad about dying alone after you've died alone.

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>cries free speech
>chants about policies that would end free speech
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>cries free speech
>calls anyone who disagrees with them a (((shill)))
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>cries free speech
>...except for policies they don't like

>cries free speech
>on a private platform

>cries free speech
>calls anyone who disagrees with them a bigot

>cries free speech
>free speech
>for the dumb
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>>38119411
>democracry
>majority decides
>majority consists of easily brainwashed brainlets that believe everything and base opinion on feeling rather than facts
>be the West

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>talking to a girl from /r9k/ who seems to really enjoy talking to me but she's way out of my league
>would be a stacy if it weren't for her mental problems
How do I make her love me?
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Girls with mental issues are easy to bed. You just need to tell her what she wants to hear.
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>>38119398
She doesn't want you don't be a fool she only wants Chad.
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>>38119398
>mental problems
Elaborate? Depending on the severity you could salvage it.

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I literally can't even fap to anything that isn't shemales, or cuckold type shit. It's not cause I'm a faggot, it's because I'll never having a girl like webm related and it makes me wanna an hero watching it.
Does anyone else know this feel?
I just want to be castrated, or suddenly become asexual so bad.
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>>38119396
>I literally can't even fap to anything that isn't shemales, or cuckold type shit. It's not cause I'm a faggot,
It really sounds like it's because you're a faggot
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>>38119442
you're probably underage, or not a robot if you don't understand being prison gay. This is essentially the same thing, it's a sexual outlet.
I fapped to that webm, but my lip was quivering with sadness, like I wanted to cry because of how lonely I am.
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If you were completely straight, but couldn't fap to real women out of frustration with your hopelessness with them, you'd fap to fiction, fap but not "to" anything, or not fap.
But instead, you fap to gay shit.

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is now open
Come, order a drink, bitch about life and women
barkeep is currently drinking his 2nd beer so order delivery time may vary
Jukebox is now playing:
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04AyD2oCu28&list=RD04AyD2oCu28
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Get me a drink that I can drink alone.
All of my friends have taken some sort of spell of depression for one reason or another, and I'm sick of hanging out with them.
I know its hypocritical but they're depressing me by being around them and hearing "Oh man I hate my job" and "Oh damn my sister hates me" and "Oh well I hate myself".
Fucking just do something different instead of complaining about it to me at 2am and then being passive aggressive the next day because I wasn't online. Fuck.
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>>38119881
Humans sure love complaining
for some nations it is almost national sport
If I may, piece of advice: complain back at 2am over some bullshit, like you spew your milk or something
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>>38119384
Can I get a cider.
Did the night shift last night.
It was solid. Good bunch came to frogs and Feels.
Also. Should I get back into Dota 2?

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Should I just kidnap her?
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Go to /soc/ and find a picture of somebody who could pass for attractive.
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>4chan
>attractive

hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>38119302
Don't send the pic, she'll ghost you!!!

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Post any Columbine massacre related images you have. Pictures of Eric and Dylan, their victims, the school in the past or the present, anything goes as long as it's tasteful and relevant.
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>>38119268
It's really tasteless at this point it was never "cool" and worshiping them is fucking pathetic.
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>>38119299

Why do you even come here?

Orignal
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>wanting to be tasteful
why

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