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Source: your flabby white ass.

>>38120108
Not true, and even if it were, what's the fucking problem? Is that supposed to make robots feel bad? Literally anyone can get fit, it's one of the few things about yourself that you can actually control.

There aren't any women out there who are fat fetishists?

>>38120093
that's what you get for being a recluse. You have to be able to handle the shock memories, if not go an be normie

>>38120093
Yep, I often use my hand to imitate a gun and shoot myself

I do this too. Sad days.

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here's the template~

originalio.

That is too much effort for an Anonymous board

Nobody cares. If you do, you're sad.

Nah fuck that shit originally
Just dump nudes so I can feel accomplished

Actual statistics say that today's generation has less sex than the last, and the boomers are called the boomers for obviously having sex. They had more opportunities also. You're being silly.

Also, we're more tolerant now, so there's more compassion.

And yes, each new gen creeps up it's intelligence, but things tend to randomly skip generations and you've only so much potential.

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>>38119998
"Son, it's simply a matter of showing up, speaking with the manager, addressing him as 'Sir,' looking him in the eye, and giving him the firmest handshake you could possibly give."

Because niggers are rude.

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>>38119983
My dear Shaniqua has a point. Wagies expect every customer to pay tips so they can end up with more than minimum wage. If wagie gets 3 customers per hour, that's already $12 an hour. I never tip these plebs, I work too hard earning my NEETbux to wave cash around like nothing.

I order takeout idc idc idc

weasels and cats overkill, so there's that

>>38120068
can you explain ? my english isnt super good anon, what means overkill

>>38120081
Kill more than is strictly necessary for survival.

If they were really "career-focused", they wouldn't want children at all.

>>38119964
>have the child by themselves
So robot count will increase?

>>38119982
Wanting children is the most basic female instinct.

Your average career woman is a woman that denies her nature because she's brainwashed by feminism, but at around 30-32 when she sees the only thing she's done in her life is work and she's squandered her good looks and fertility she falls into a depression and goes for an artificial insemination.

Noice ! How'd ya do it ?

>>38119996
Was in a bar with friends, and she looked cute. I kept drinking until I had the courage to engage her.

>>38120095
Well sheeeit anon, I hope you two find love and this all works out for ya in the end. Kudos to you for taking the initiative.

wtf is that question

>>38119937
No and no.
1) non-virgins are disgusting
2) rape isn't real, girl is a slut

>>38119937
Sex is not really important to me unless it's a ridiculous number so yes for both

The only people who seem to put value on virginity are those who feel entitled and therefore bitter to women

>>38119936
What was the argument about? How did it go?

Chatlogs or get the fuck out frankly

women are solipsistic, they never actually learn truths, just build more and more delusions. they are never wrong in their own minds, and it's everyone else that is always wrong.

bitches ain't shit my man, if she can't take a joke you would have fucked it up at some point anyway. Better for it to be now than later.

>>38120013
man that's 11 months down the fucking drain

i love her so much, i can't just do this. it's sadly not this easy..

>>38120098
harden the fuck up, you're not the first person to piss their life away working a bad angle and you won't be the last. You can keep scrambling to reconcile but things will never really be the same again, and you'll have to live with the sword of Damocles over your head that she'll flake again when next you hit her too close to home

Mondays are hard for everyone anon. Now stop complaining and grab on that pair of balls nature gave ya

>>38119847
Do you think homer simpson wants to go to work?

But he still goes anyways. If someone that lazy can go to work so can you.

>>38119865
homer has a comfy job where he sits in a room and pushes buttons

I have a shit job where I have to make eye contact and deal with people and get cursed out when I mess up

Give it a firm handshake and it'll fix it right up

>>38119779
Or perhaps its the best morning for you

>>38119779
Did glass get into the bowl or something?

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>>38119763
What a faggot.

Orginalcontent

>>38119763
>make up

roast/ie detcted

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Y'know, I'm not one to defend degenerates, but I feel bad for the guy. He didn't deserve getting hit.
>inb4 get called a libtard of some shit

>>38119710
Do you still have hope that things will change? I've been agoraphobic a little bit longer than you and I still hope that I'll have a normal life with friends and shit. I wish I could accept my situation.

Isn't agoraphobia just the fear of open spaces wotb many people ?
Hope you guys will make it alright

>>38119875
I think it is the fear of getting trapped, which they ironically do to themselves by becoming shut ins