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>>38120516
i was being good to myself so i got subway
and 6 glazed donuts

>>38120516
I look like a deflated baloon and I still have to loose like 50lbs
I'm not sure if I'm going to make it

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>>38120516

>Nov 2015 285lbs
>Nov 2016 196lb
>Now 235lb

I started drining around christmas again and can't stop

>>38120464
same point as shitposting on r9k

>>38120464
to show people what you looked like at a certain point in time

to document a memory?

Either way no one cares, stay hidden.

>>38120474
>to show people what you looked like at a certain point in time
Why?

>to document a memory?
Memories of what? It seems like most selfies are taken while standing in front of a bathroom mirror or sitting a bedroom.

Never had one because I've never approached anyone.

>>38120443
Yeah this is me exactly

>>38120443
This

originally fuck me in the ass

mongoloid phoneposter

imbecile phoneposter

>>38120414
My life still has more merit than yours lmao,

>>38120300
Height? Ahsjsjs

Just lol at being over 15 and having a fucking folder on your computer dedicated to posting feels and sad frogs an internet message board.

Then they wonder why they fail with women. Aside from the fact they have 100s of hours of porn on their hard drives.

I'm posting from my comfy 6 figures job right now. I just spent last weekend on a trip with a girl. We had lots of sex. Going to meet a girl off 4chan this coming weekend for more sex.

Life is good.

Garbage site for garbage people. Also no woman there is single.

>>38120340
Lol. There are a lot of single men and women. People joke about there only being obese men but there are a handful of Chads. They're just not out there shitting up the boards.

i cyberstalk some people I know around town
good shit when they post n00ds

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waiting is enjoyable, it gives me time to think about what kind of girlfriend i'm going to get

dont mind me, just impolitely saging this shit thread

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>>38120290
Oh shit, you've returned! I've been waiting for this.

>weed
>bad vibes

Just watch whatever and if you don't like it, stop.
It's not like you'll have a bad trip

>>38120270
put stuff up your ass

Watch the Star Wars the Clone Wars 2003 cartoon

>mfw people mistake my little sister for my girlfriend

short people don't deserve respect

they deserve to be treated like subhumans for being born with smaller torsos and legs

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>>38120294
I didn't ask to be a 5.8 manlet tho

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>added 3 boys from here today
>ERPd with one

Hopefully all of those work out and I can ERP with all of them frequently.

Im jealous of other people who have an actual life. Everytime I hear or read of someone close to me doing good I get a bit more depressed

>>38120320
That's because you're a failure. Do something about it cuck.

>>38120218
Made me extremely depressed because it was the final proof that there is nothing worth caring about in this world.

>>38120246
This, sort of.

Like, I just had sex, now what? What am I supposed to aspire to now?

>>38120218
When I lost mine I realized how little I liked my gf

>>38120194
>How am I not supposed to hate women
you aren't. everyone hates women. chad hates women. the only people who don't hate women are nu-males who think that acting respectful is the way to get free pussy.

Was there a point to that retarded reddip post? Is it yours and you are now hoping to get validation?

>>38120271
Are you retarded? Look at the dates they were posted.

>>38120166
Whoops, your bad for expecting more out of someone

ouch, sorry to hear that anonimo, it must be crushing to be that close to someone for so long and then lose them so suddenly. I don't think LDRs are very well-suited for romance.

>>38120166
Take it from the cyborg here. Well over 90 percent of modern relationships die after about two years. You can hang on for a long while, but you're not growing any closer after spending years with each other. All things change, put two and two together, and that means you are growing apart. People only stay together in the past because it was forced, marriage. It's natural to leave, but you're a weird abnormal human robot. Next time leave after two years.

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>>38120165
>tfw dont know how to spy on/rape/assault people

why even live

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>>38120165
>normalfags think we're all rapists

What went wrong?

>>38120165
What is this from?
gorgonzola

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>>38120157
>Underage girl online
It's a fat old man.

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Just play it off and subtly let her know that you aren't interested like that by rejecting her advances