>date chad
>break up
>get murdered
I thought females had magic powers to tell if someone was violent or creppy from their auras... Ehhh maybe next time roastie
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>>38121707
They choose to ignore this power if you're attractive.
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>>38121707
they have and they use this power to suck some violent alpha dick
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Story on this?
Or is it Bait?
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Was ian curtis a robot ? I
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he had a kid and a wife
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>>38121662
Wow so just because you have a wife and kid you can't be a robot? Fucking virgins I swear
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>>38121684
>Wow so just because you have a wife and kid you can't be a robot?
Uhm, yes
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Why do people with girlfriends watch p0rn?
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because you get tired of fucking the same chick
most girls are shit at sex anyways
porn is great because other women are actually attractive and there are no hoops to jump through
masturbating > sex
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>>38121552
t. virginhehjewewwehjew
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Real sex is emotional. Fapping is easier to get off on because you don't feel as awkward afterwards. Fantasies are easier than reality.
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>used up granny gave me her phone number as a """"tip"""""
I hate older women so fucking much
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Are you that knot poster
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>>38121482
At least someone desires you, anon
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>>38121562
its pretty fucking creepy when a woman who could practically be your mom does shit like that desu
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HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY BEFORE 17?
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>>38121458
HOW IS IT FUCKING POSSIBLE?
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It just NORMALLY happens that way, unless you have religious reasons not to, not that anyone young and hormonal puts that much feeling into religion; usually happens later when you've one foot out the door.
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>>38121458
Via statutory rape?
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I think I might have premature ejaculation problem
>try to fap using my onahole
>can't last for more than 5 minutes unless I go really slowly and try to force myself not to cum
>actually feels too overwhelming and rushed compared to using a hand
I'm really worried, I can't imagine what it would feel like to put it inside a girl if I ever found one, I would probably explode just after putting it in.
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>>38121437
You're super lucky. My gf thinks something wrong with her because I couldn't cum if my life depended on it.
Always blue balls
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>>38121718
Well that's another bad extreme
What should be ideal time for man to cum?
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>>38122156
after the woman
because as always we exist to serve and pleasure women
dominant genre my ass
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THE WORKERS ARE GOOOOING HOOOOOME
THE WORKERS ARE GOOOOING HOOOOOME
THE WORKERS ARE GOOOOING HOOOOOME
THE WORKERS ARE GOOOOING HOOOOOME
THE WORKERS ARE GOOOOING HOOOOOME
(wagecucks BTFO)
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Jokes on you I got mondays and tuesdays off.
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>>38121459
That is very strange. I'd get Tuesday for the 4th but why Monday?
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>>38121488
Because I'm a liscenseless cuck so I asked to work weekends so I can get free rides to work from my pa. :v
Having to pay the neighbors $10 per ride adds up so I figured getting two free rides a week is worth it.
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>wake up
>feel like shit as usual but I'm actually looking forward to the day because I can do stuff
>get up and shower since I haven't had a shower in 5 days
>start thinking in the shower
>remember that I have no friends
>remember that I have no fun vidya to play
>remember that I have no car
>remember that I have no good food
>remember that there is nothing good to watch on kikeflix or jewtube
>remember that I live 30 miles away from the closest city
>only good thing is that I have lots of ice cream in my freezer
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>>38121410
Is this the NEET endgame?
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>>38121579
a job wouldn't change it
I've been a wagecuck before and it's honestly much worse
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>>38121642
Do you have your own apartment?
Rural area or city?
If rural theres a ton of things you can do alone
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>you will never have enough money to make a rival mars colony to elon musk's
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>>38121401
tfw no Chihuahua fren :(
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let's invest in finding a way to enter an alternative universe with qt 2D waifus instead
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>>38121401
"Son, you can do anything when you get a job. It's simple: All you need to do is show up, talk to the manager, stand up straight, look him in the eye, and give him a firm handshake."
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what type of underwear do you guys wear, for me its boxers. nothing rivals in in comfiness
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kirkland signature boxer briefs
it's the cottony equivalent of chunky autism sneakers
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>>38121318
My mom's panties desu
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>>38121318
Regular briefs or commando.
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>You want a turn yet, bro?
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>>38121317
ew stinky
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Tfw a boy will never tease me with his cute feet
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>>38121403
Wait a second, that's not feet smell!
THERE'S A DEAD HOOKER IN THE SOFA
>enters contest about being the most beautiful
>have ugly facial features, making her obviously not the most beautiful
>will probably win for "being brave"
Even when ugly they win
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Fuck women and their easy mode lives
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I'm gonna hurl. Why is this allowed? Why do we pretend like she isn't disgusting? I don't even hate women but fucking seriously this is JUST because she's a woman. Imagine if a fat dude, and by fat I mean morbidly obese, went into the equivalent of this. He'd be laughed out of admission.
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if you take away the moles, she's very good looking. she has really full, sexy lips that i never want to stop kissing, even with the moles.
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You love the freedom that my friend protected and gave you but you don't respect him? Fuck you NEET boi. It's people like you that take freedom for granted that don't know how many sacrifices are made everyday to protect it
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Is that a coffin conveyor belt?
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kek 4 less retards in this world
praise jebus
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>>38121313
Topkek I'm howling
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>wake up
>use smart phone for internet surfing including 4chan
>use computer for 4chan shitpositng
>eat some delivery food
>have a nap
>do exercise which are running
>take a shower
>night
>use smart phone and computer
>go to bed while using smart phone
>sleep but sometimes after jerk off.
>no social activity
>always similar cycle
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Sounds fun. Especially the food part. Do you order tendies or fries?
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sounds like mine but a lot more eating and replace running with lifting weights. i don't even leave the house to lift, i just go in my garage.
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>>38121204
sounds like we are similar.
just replace the running with going for a walk outside.
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THE HOLY STAG WAS RIGHT
Yesterday evening I asked whether I will score above 90 in my test today.
Well I just returned, and I might get a 100 !!
Ask away, children of the Stag.
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>>38121211
The stag is always right.. sorry.
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should i go outside today
origiamo
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Will I get a qt gf soon?
Please?