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>>38122197
oh sorry bro thats me didnt know you were awake chuck

Maybe it will be a cute girl! You should go look now!

maybe it was sickle

>>38122164
>Does this make me automatically non-wife material for everyone?
Yes

>Do I lie about it and pretend it never happened?
Yes

Now GFTO

The idea that you would fuck anyone besides me is absolutely absurd and you ought to be ashamed of yourself for just giving yourself away to a stranger.

>>38122187
but if the second one is a yes, then the first one doesn't apply because no one will know it happened.

>>38122141
im so tired of hearing about his bullshit wish he would

>getting angry at political shit

Can you normies fuck off already

>>38122157
I'm glad SOMEONE on this board finally agree. Fucking drumpflets ruin everything

Government contracted whores?

>>38122130
>work as personal assistant
>guy can't function on many levels
>he is sexually frustrated and show me porn in his phone
>he can't jack of
>talk to boss
>have to wear a rubber glove and jack him off once a week
>so what? I wipe his fucking ass too
This triggers the christian

sex isnt gonna make you happy. idiots.

I concur, harrumph odelay

>tfw on 4chan for nearly a decade
>never fell for the trap meme besides chatting to a few of them to learn about their fucked up lives
Is everyone else here really that easy to influence?

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>>38123620
Judging by all the trap threads, yes. Lonely pathetic weebs get their minds warped by porn, think being an adult human is too hard, so they go for this trap shit because they want to be taken care of and never have to grow up.

Trapfags are diseased souls and the fucking faggots spilling into this board from /lgbt/ are demons bent on ruining lives.

>>38122039
Schopenhauer said that this is the worst of all possible worlds. I tend to agree with him, based on my experience so far.

>>38122070
Do you think he was telling the truth?

>>38122093
Look at the state of Earth and ask that question again.

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>>38122015
Good luck, anon. Hopefully they never call back and you get to continue being NEET master race and not enslaved in the corporate machine.

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>>38122015
"Remember, son: It's all a matter of showing up, standing up straight, addressing the manager as 'Sir,' looking him in the eye, and giving him a firm handshake."

>>38122015

have a ready answer for "whats your weakens" it will come

>>38122009
watch the anime dragonball z

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Fall for the trap meme

You will dwindle into a downwards spiral in no time

Why the fuck would anyone want to be a faggot

I mean yeah girls are awful but you should still want to fuck them you faggot

>>38121994
I'm 19 and the only facial hair I can grow is a goatee. I can grow a full one, I just don't get hair on my jaw line and cheeks and it sucks.
Just keep shaving and in 5 years you'll get one

>>38121994
Don't worry, only hamplanets like anything longer than stubble.

>>38121994
>am i fucked?
Probably but if you have good chin/jaw then it's good. I have small chin and i have to grow a beard even if i'm able to grow neckbeard one (weak moustache, and sideburns but growth on chin).

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Its a roastie meme

Gave it a shot for month,the only thing it dead was make more aggressive and put me on edge over everything.

After i couldn't take it anymore i had a nice fap and was in a good ,calm state of mind again

When I fap less, I get hornier in my everyday life and start to look at females, in fact I hone in on their asses and feel a primal urge to fuck them. This is when I want to find a gf the most.

When I fap everyday I lose that horniness and sub-sequentially don't check out females, lose all interest in having a gf and just want them to go away because of my anxiety around females.

In fact I've been fapping like crazy this past few days and I actually missed a few opportunities to connect with females due to my post-fap apathy.

I tried nofap once. It just made me so horny eventually that I would fap to girls with feminine penises at work.

>>38121917
you can always pleasure other dicks

>>38121917
>Is there a worse thing than being born with a 5 inch dick?
being born with a 4 inch dick
checkmate

>>38121917
5 inches isn't small. It's normal. Besides, making a girl orgasm has more to do with clitoral stimulation than penetration. You'll be fine if you oral first.

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Judge away, my dude

>>38121909
Seems perfectly normal. Cant see anything wrong with it.

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>>38121909
>seduction techniques
>is it ok if it's your sister
Holy fuck dude

>Gradually it becomes too cringy to post 'the rules'
>This is the result

>>38121815
holy shit is that a yamaka

>>38121815
/Pol/ ruined this.
Whit their Attention-whoring shit during the elections they attracted lots of redittors.

Place your lips against a girl's lips. That's exactly how it feels.

It feels like a bag of sand originally

I don't remember except it is wet and feels like it goes on for too long

>>38121743
you're not a allowed to be happy when browsing this board

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>>38121743
good job anon proud of you, b u m p

>be me
>horny 12 year old
>like this girl
>we end up rp'ing
>most sexual experience with another human being i've ever had
>catch hella feels
>we keep talking for months
>she then asks if i wanna trade nudes
>godhasblessedme.jpg
>a bit spooked because i've never send a nude before
>insist that she go first
>she refuses
>this goes on for a while
>one night, 11pm, tired and horny
>girl sends panty shot
>become happy as fuck and forget that that's not what we agreed on
>send my dick pic like a tard
>"wow anon its so big!"
>become happy as fuck, thinking im cool and she'll send nudes now
>never happens
>she kinda disconnects with me, talking to me less and more to other dudes
>feel a little sad but blow it off and keep my love for her strong
>then she catches feels for some other chad anon
>internally flip my shit but stay calm and dont lash out on her bc im beta
>friend says to me "bro theres no hope you need to drop her ass"
>proceed to do so
>high impact angry violence towards my keyboard
>stop talking to her, and dont talk to any girls for a year
>afterward i go online more and start looking for girls to talk to on an mc server
>rp with a ton of girls which i end up enjoying the fuck out of regardless of friends calling me beta cuck
>get nudes from some random slut
>GODREALLYBLESSEDMETHISTIME.exe
>things went uphill from there
>got more nudes from more girls
>fuckboy extraordinaire
>friend suggests I stop and get a gf
>somehow land that shit the next day
>3 months in and i find out she was cheating on me
>literally do not care because i had way more feels for this 12/10 qt aussie girl
>says she really likes me too, more than her bf
>fuckyes.avi
>dump fat bitch and roam around, fuckboy extraordinaire, waiting for 12/10 qt to break up with shit tier bf for me
>mfw went 0 - 100 via minecraft

>>38122002
The most Norman fucking post I've read all day and I started at 1 pm of July 2nd

Leave this board, you are also probably underage