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>>38123783
hahahha <3

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>>38123783
run run run run run run away

>the child has grown
>the dream is gone
>I have become comfortably numb
I don't care how much everyone hates Pink Floyd I LIEK IT

>>38123774
>>girl text me first
>>she's literally me but female
Schizophrenia
Your alternative personality got another phone and texted you.

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Are you sure it was her who stopped responding and not you?

>>38123774
Gonna need more info than this.

Also, she may have simply felt the conversation had run its course and allowed it to end. There's nothing worse than a good conversation that turns boring, purely because it keeps getting dragged out for longer and longer.

>>38123657
Yeah, keep blaming it on your parents you pathetic loser. God, I hate you fuckers so much

No one asked to be born; you could kill yourself whenever you want but you'd rather complain about your parents. Protip: fuck off

>>38123657
There is a simple solution for this.

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>>38123657
"Son, excuses are for quitters -- and I didn't raise you to be a quitter. Now you get back out there and pass that exam, then we'll drive down to the store and have you speak with the manager so you can land a job and stop thinking like this."

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>>38123578
>Brainlet
/sci/ please go or /polsci/, whatever you are now

>>>/sci/

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Let me guess, another person who fell for the meme of logic solves everything?

Logic is the biggest pitfall of those who refer to themselves unironically consider themselves smarter than others. They fall into the trap into assuming everything is "logical", "logic" will tell you everything, logic is fucking magic.

Logic, you have to be careful how you wield it, it can trap you quicker than stupidity.

>>38123921
brainlet detected

>>38123975
even bigger brainlet detected. at least the other guy didn't show off how much of a pseud he is lmao

>>38123535
I have the same feeling, before, there was more posts and more active threads.

Now it seems the same five discutions are going on and that's all. I'm wondering if it's a R9K thing or on all 4chan.

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>>38123604
I rarely ever visited other boards and stopped coming for a few months on r9k but Im pretty sure it was way more active how I remember it

>>38123535
It's always gone through phases, but I have noticed lately it's lasted longer than it should. I shit post literally all day, I used to always have a few threads to post in, but lately I find myself hitting the end of "load more" with nothing more than 1 or 2 drive by posts (like I'm doing right now) I think in large part it's because of all the """"""fembot"""""" threads they get hundreds and hundreds of replies. Everyone is too busy raging, orbiting, or white knighting to actually post worth while content. Which is why everyone needs to
>sage
>report
>ignore
Those threads. It's the only way to at least somewhat salvage this board. Until they stop getting attention, they're not going anywhere, and everyone is just going to be in their threads. I go to 8ch a lot, but it's slow as fuck. But it could be more active if more of us went there. I started a thread asking about how they felt about us migrating there and they're all for it, as long as it's actual robots/cyborgs.

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>>38123497
I can't really do it myself, though recently I lowered the times of days I jack off, but it's kind of annoying when some fuck starts making excuses that no fap can cause prostate cancer or make you more aggressive rather than annoying that he can't do it.

>>38123497
No fap is only for beta males

I've not fapped in 3 days and I feel nothing. No benefits etc. When do the benefits come?

>>38123463
>please knock her down a bit.

You think we're your fucking personal army? What, she wouldn't go out with you or something?

Fuck you and shitty taste in women.

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>>38123463
Sure thing general anon, I'm calling my hacker army right now and we're about to ruin her entire life

>>38123484
>>38123598

I ask for a little help and this is the shit I get? Fuck you.

I thought 4chan was supposed to be cool. What a bunch of fucking pussies.

Finally, a woman with big enough shoulders for the sugar hold.

it would be crazy if she just launched it into the bleachers instead

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Even the top 5% of female can't physically outcompete against bottom 50% of men.

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>>38123431
Fuck off you flaming fucking faggots.

This is r9k not pol you fucking annoying homosexuals.

Wrong board queer
/lgbt/

>>38123406
Well that's good but I don't believe it. Also that dude might be all fucked up now.

>>38123442
>Also that dude might be all fucked up now.
Lol that's his faggot ass problem. Does not matter AT ALL

Good on you OP, you proved to be the superior man

Hope you pump and dump her OP. Nothing less trustworthy than a woman that broke up with one guy to be with another. You could be next. Hurt her before she hurts you.

Who is this faggot and which Anita are you talking about?

sargon married a woman who already had a child

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>>38124646
That's Sargon Of Akkad

And he refers to Anita sharkeeshian the feminist.

Also OP is a 14 year old summerfag

>>38123363
And will happily allow tens of thousands of criminals from South American and Middle Eastern countries to fuck up their countries because it's an "act of love."

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Woah!!!!! really made me think maaaaan

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>>38123384
there is nothing deep about this, never implied that, stop emberassing yourself christcuck

>>38123319
What is

>Battletoads?

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you're missing the next train

actually it's been going downhill but the player base is still growing

>>38123319
Crestfall soon(tm), my fellow robot.

>>38123270
She either straightup used you for drugs or couldn't handle the drugs to well and didn't want to make an was of her self or was just straight up blazed and was like fuuuuuuccckkk.

>>38123412
the second makes mucho sense. thanks anon

>>38123270
She smoked her own joint? Probably wanted to save it for later, hence "it was gonna last me a week".

>>38123212

How dare they do this without getting your approval first!

>what do i do

Get a fucking a job and find a place of your own?

Don't overfeed it, those fuckers get fat so easily. And don't fucking give it vegetables, my aunt and uncle's dog basically exploded internally because they wanted her to lose weight and cut her food with raw vegetables. I was like 8 so I wouldn't have known any better either, or else I'd have told them to stop that shit.

How do you even hate dogs without having some sort of trauma?