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Why did this have to happen to me?
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ANAL

origesdfvoufsgvidhfuovn`
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Maybe it's because they actually try and put themselves out there instead of complaining on an anime imageboard
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>>38125607
Yeah lol why its so big

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>diagnosed with diabetes
>tfw slow, painless death coming sooner
>mfw
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>painless
>Diabetes
Pick one dumbass
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>Got type 1 diabetes
>Have to live with it for the rest of my life

Might just stop taking insulin when I get fed up tbqh.
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How much do you spend on glucometer strips? I've heard that they jew you out on them pretty hard. Is that true?

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There's nothing worse than living with my parents. Can a robot give a suggestion. I'm thinking of doing the following:
>drop out of college
>get a wagecuck job and work for about a year
>move to another state with savings, find another job and start paying for my own things (and 4K of debt)
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"Son, it boils down to showing up, speaking with the manager, looking him in the eye, and giving him a firm handshake."
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>>38125550
>get a wagecuck job and work for about a years

I fixed it for you. With a wagecuck job you will probably have to work for years before you get enough to move out.
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>>38125572
Isn't saving 5K enough? You have enough for more than 3 months of rent and other expenses. But yeah it would be 1.5 years of wagecuckery

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>spend 30 minutes filling out a job application
>last page asks for references
>mandatory field
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>>38125504
"Son, all those eWorld and AOL things are nice and all, but nothing beats showing up there, speaking with the manager, standing up tall, addressing him as 'Sir,' and giving him a nice, firm handshake.
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go on craigslist services section. find some random lawn mower guys and use their info.

Just lie if you have none. I've never had a company call any of my references.
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>>38125504
Introduce them to your waifu

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they fucking predicted it all
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Yes. As we advance as a species we no longer have to be super picky about our mates. Those who would have been dead way before adulthood are now able to work, contribute to society, and have a chance at friendship/marriage. There is nothing wrong with tall women dating manlets.
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>>38125404
So, the couples of the future will all be tall White women and short Asian men? How does that work?
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>>38125706
The average relationship is attractive female with shrimp beta bucks that the wife cucks with BBC

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How does one successfully raise a male child in a feminist society?
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Wouldn't it still be 50/50?
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>>38125364
It'd still be 50% male and 50% female.
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Chad's do very well in this feminist hell hole of a society.

Everyone else is fucked.

So make sure you find Aryan sperm for your child and he should be fine.

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Tell me about your favorite type of ice cream
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>>38125295
Pralines n Cream. It's diabeetus in a cup.
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Its called hokey pokey. Its from New Zealand. Its basically vanilla ice cream with small solid lumps of honey comb toffee spread with in it.

I recommend it.
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theres a good ice cream shop near my house, every flavor is made with fresh ingredients and the ice cream is really soft. i usually get dark chocolate and pistachio.

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Ever notice how little it takes for a woman to be considered attractive?
Even called 8/10 when she is just a normal young woman?

Remember this autistic fuck wanting a blonde gf and women REEEing over it? Well about 95% of "blonde" women are fake blondes. Such high standards am i right?

All a young woman needs is:
1. To not be fat
2. To have an average face
3. Wear make-up
4. Optional (dye her hair blonde)

And she is already 7 or 8/10. For a guy to score that high he must be in a good shape, tall, have naturally attractive face. Things that heavily rely on genetics
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broken record at this point, m8. Welcome to the world.
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Stop posting this shitty thread every day. Your thread is bad and you should feel bad.
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Be a woman is literally >easy mode

Why aren't there any good, real women?
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>>38125240
There are, you just don't notice them because you're too busy looking at staceys
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>>38125240
Hot bitch

Ugly waifu

WHAT DO I CHOOSE IT'S NOT FAIR
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I just want real love like in my japanese animes. Fuck

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I did a term paper on height preferences for my undergrad gender and sexuality class. It was an easy filler class that I took because it met a general education requirement.

The average female age was 19. The oldest female was 22 and the youngest was 18. The average female height was 5' 6.72"

>I interviewed 1000 college females from 2 local universities.
>Interviewees were required to state their age, height, and height preference in a male partner.
>Interviewees were then shown 9 graphic rendered images of men with equal proportions but of different height (they were not told what the heights were). The available rendered heights were 5'8", 5'9", 5'10", 5'11", 6', 6'1", 6'2", 6'3", 6' 4". For comparison, another rendered image of an average female (5'5.5") was also shown on the same page. Interviewees were then required to select which male image was most attractive.

THE RESULTS!

>LISTED HEIGHT PREFERENCE!

87 of women preferred 5'8
94 of women preferred 5'9
95 of women preferred 5'10
99 of women preferred 5'11
179 of women preferred 6'
149 of women preferred 6'1
138 of women preferred 6'2
82 of women preferred 6'3
77 of women preferred 6'4

>VISUAL HEIGHT PREFERENCE!

45 of women preferred 5'8
48 of women preferred 5'9
57 of women preferred 5'10
70 of women preferred 5'11
188 of women preferred 6'
223 of women preferred 6'1
191 of women preferred 6'2
112 of women preferred 6'3
66 of women preferred 6'4
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>>38125224
Huh. So just over 6 ft is the ideal height.
I'm 5'11 so I guess that's not so bad. Not that it matters since I have a mega case of the 'tism.
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5'4" here

Any hope for me?
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>>38125620
Yes just be yourself and a girlfriend will come

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Why am I so paranoid about my gf? Is it like this for everyone? Every time she goes out with her guy friends I get really depressed that she is going to leave me for one of them. I try to keep it in the back of my mind, but deep down I always feel like she is secretly in love with them and she is only still dating me out of pity because we have only been together for a 6 months.

What do I do?

As it is I am considering riding the train out by using her for as much sex as possible and preemptively dumping her to stop me from feeling the pain of her dumping me.
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>>38125206
Well it looks like you already know what to do. You gave yourself just about the best advice that you'd get.
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>>38125206
your gf isn't giving you enough reason to trust you
she's probably not a whore but she might not be mature enough to make you feel loved and understood
you should probably break up with her
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>>38125206
That's why it's best to only be in a relationship when you're Chad. Chad doesn't fear replacement, and if your gf is going oit side with your guy friends and youre not with them then she's most likely monkey branching, meaning she's scoping out one of your friends as a potential future romantic interest.

Girls don't just hang out with guy friends away from their boyfriends to have fun, they do it to see if any of your friends are alpha enough for their pussy. You most likely have already lost, unless you can refute me.

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>anti-racist is anti white

Someone please tell me what kind of retard thinks this
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>>38125181
>Someone please tell me what kind of retard thinks this
/pol/
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Faggots with a victim-complex.
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>>38125181
No one. It's made up by controlled opposition. It just happens that people who are on the left are sometimes anti-white.

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Why can't bitches act like normal people for once?

>sit in lecture
>have some annoying wound which heals slowly at the back of my head
>absent-mindedly start to grab at it while listening to lecture, turn my head to the left for this nonsense
>at some point notice dumb bitch one row in front me and literally 7 seats away from me looking at me with peripheral vision (they can do this way better than males, they don't need to turn their heads to be able to look at you at a 85 degree angle, bet you didn't know that)
>for days afterwards when I see her, will try to forcibly look down when I walk past her
>probably thinks my mild annoyance at having to deal with this shit means I must infatuated
>will obviously immediately rape her if she looks up

fuck this shit, how come they all are too shit to act decent? There's this thing called agency, which she doesn't seem to have since she feels she isn't able to say no to me if I ask her out, as if I would in the first place since I want nothing more than for this cunt to be out of my life pronto.

This is so insulting and acts to restrict my freedom, because the bitch probably can't shut her mouth too and now I have to deal with the perceptions of her henfriends too until I'm closed in and the whole world is against me, all because of some small wound on my head. They also never consider how wrong their not shutting their mouth is and worse than whatever the cunts imagine I'm doing

you just can't be left alone by this scum, what do you do
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>>38125090
women are allowed to stare at whoever they want in burgerland, it's a cultural thing.
their parents never taught them and nobody calls them out on it
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>>38125090
>Why can't bitches act like normal people for once?
Why can't Robots? Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you people?
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>>38125330
Yeah for real. People lock eyes all the time and it means nothing.

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who here /a/lchoholic?
Just woke up and already drunk
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>>38125002
Get your shit together. You won't make it long living like that. Unless you're suicidal
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Same, just drank half bottle of Chivas regal yesterday and want to kill myself
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>>38125333
You're on the wrong board. Check'd anyways

My advice to all beta cucks on 4chan is simple.Grow a beard = get pucci.
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if I had enough testosterone to grow a beard I wouldn't be in this mess
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I grew a mustache instead but get no pucci
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>>38124740
i'm 23 and have no facial hair. how am i supposed to grow a beard??

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