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>>38126634
>do pointless crap like kissing and stuff
>it gets degenerate as fuck
>penis up
>dunno what to do because virgin
>keep kissing and shit for at least an hour
>feeling empty while doing it
>nonetheless feels okay
>nothing happens she just sat on my lap rubbing her pussy on me
>gets boring desu
>mom calls
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>answer "what"
>mom says "it's time to go"
>"why"
>"it's getting late"
>"mom it's 13 pm"
>"i don't care get your asses down here now"
>gf gets of my lap
>get out of her shit house
>arrive at parking lot
>don't see my mom
>can't find my car
>it's foggy which makes it all even creepier
>mom appears out of nowhere
>genuinely scared
>"mom where's the car"
>"there, i changed it because i thought the previous place made the car target for vandalism"
>she literally says that
>girl gets the fuck off to her house
>time to go home i guess
>mom starts asking awkward questions while i'm driving
>lie in everyone of them to make her think nothing degenerate happened because i know that would get me in even more trouble
>arrive home feeling my fate is determined by a demonic entity
>a demonic entity i'm supposed to love
>a demonic entity i call my mom

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Why does this happen?
Is it normal that she controls every aspect of my life?
What is the cause?
How can I get out of this hellhole?
I wanna know...

Yeah I'm sure all of this happened.

how old are you anon?
if you are old enough to move out you should.

>I dragged him out in a chokehold
Sounds like she managed to jump on his back, and like a horse swatting its tail at a fly, he brushed her off.

It's why I laugh when women complain about rape. I love to hear about when they get raped.

Once a guy grabbed my ass and I punched him but he was too tall and I couldn't hit his face.

So I waited until he passed out and I hit him repeatedly in the head with end of a pool cue.

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>>38126596
"The best way to go about it is to show up in person, speak with the manager, stand up nice and tall, give him a firm handshake, and tell him that you want the job."

>>38126618
Thanks baby boomer white man.

Just smile and shake their hand! I remember when I worked for $5 a hour back in the 60s!

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server sux

autism server

unfunny fucc niggas with no bars

Make the better choice

wjRsCu

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>>38126580
what we need is more cute anime girls desu

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>>38126580
tar and feather to those against ze royal petition!

>>38126580
Yep
Oregano poop poop

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>>38126529
"Just comb it over. No one will notice."

what do you mean it's already been done. finasteride + minoxidil to halt hair loss and hair plants to put hair back. they may not be the most convenient methods but they work.

>>38126914
finasteride loses efficacy over the years and in unfortunate cases has pretty bad sides. also finasteride doesn't really work for everyone, especially those who are balding aggressively.

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>>38126457
"It's called hard work, son."

>>38126475
Hard work doesn't really get you anywhere. Only connections will get you places.

>>38126457
Luckily, more and more normies are realizing how shitty this is. Maybe one day we'll have the true NEET economical system: Socialism.

>>38126452
dunky
xyaro
secureteam10

>steven suptic
he's a sexy little boy

>>38126479
>secureteam10
forgetting streecap1

>>38126446
>has a snapchat
>uses tindr

Get the fuck off my board.

>>38126952
T H I S
Fuck off normal fag

>>38126446
So ugly you broke the camera

>>38126432
why do you care so much about that

just get into a normal relationship

>>38126492
I can't get into a normal relationship dumpass

>>38126509
because you think you're ugly?

How do I make the game not crash constantly on Win10?

>>38126775
By not using windows 10 you fucking normie

wtf just play skyrim old farts

Meanwhile, I'll be using my time productively.

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>>38126318
>tfw i made a fake chad to get nudes and dirty talk with stacy and it worked

But you won't hurt them. They'll be upset, but they won't hang on to it forever, like you. They'll just move on to the next swipe.

You can't make yourself happier by hurting others, especially if you don't even get any material improvement in the area of what you're actually angry about.

>>38126257

when you worship that Elliot faggot, of course you're going to be a miserable twat

>>38126257
>tfw fail at everything I try just like Elliot did
Are aome of us just cursed?

Was Eliot starting to lose a bit of hair at the end? Sometimes it seems like he's at that stage of hair loss where it's falling out from underneath so it's not completely apparent yet.

I wonder if that's what finally drove him over the edge.

>>38126214
Nothing, because it doesn't exist. Just kidding. Greater IQ, or greater strength.

>>38126214
Having to work all day to provide money for the family and being called a patriarch and a misogynist.

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>>38126214
The difference is in the handshake, son.

>>38126198
I meet 2 of 3 descriptors, where you at?

Racist piggu

Rollercoasters cause autism