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Look what you've done, /r9k/. Your constant roastie-shaming has led to girls as young as 9 seeking vagina surgery because they hate the size of their lower lips.
http://www.bbc.com/news/health-40410459
>Dr Naomi Crouch, a leading adolescent gynaecologist, said she was concerned GPs were referring rising numbers of young girls who wanted an operation.
>Labiaplasty, as the surgery is known, involves the lips of the vagina being shortened or reshaped.
>The NHS says it should not be carried out on girls before they turn 18.
>In 2015-16, more than 200 girls under 18 had labiaplasty on the NHS. More than 150 of the girls were under 15.
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>>38128097
>Your constant roastie-shaming has led to girls as young as 9 seeking vagina surgery because they hate the size of their lower lips.
I am a Muslim, and I approve of this
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Men get circumcised all the time and no one blinks an eye. It's just roasty's getting toasty.
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So they're getting fake innies?
You can spot a genetic inferior by the scarring.
>"I studied maths and love 2d asian girls!"
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I got u op.
Uu
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>>38128093
STEM graduates defined
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Didn't pretty much everyone study maths in elementary school atleast?
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Is it in bad taste to immediately pick up a $20 from the ground and quickly put it in your pocket?
I was going for a nightwalk the other day and the moment I realized there was a $20 bill on the ground I quickly stuffed it into my pocket without checking if it was real or not. A group of people who were driving by saw me pick up the money and started laughing. It got me thinking that maybe they think that I'm so desperate for money that I quickly pick up whatever dollars that are on the ground without a second thought.
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People that laugh at people that save their money deserve to be poor. You wouldn't believe the amount of money spare change generates over a few years. Then you just turn it in to the bank and you've got more money. Its nice.
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I pick up pennies off the ground
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I pick up change from the ground because I take public transport a lot and every coin that isn't a penny helps. $20 is like 2 hours of work which is nice since I don't make enough money to be living on my own.
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Yaaass queen !!! its truu lol
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>>38128056
I can't relate. Both are left.
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That race car will be old and busted in 5 years. At least the pick up will always have a job
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It's more like - guys on the right think they're left lmfao.
Little do they know that every Stacy has millions of left for them, and right is a dumb piece of shit.
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>this is what the average Asian masculinity poster looks like irl
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>>38128030
>Literally just finished watching this film
CHONG LI!CHONG LI!CHONG LI!CHONG LI!CHONG LI!
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>>38128030
What Asian masculinity really looks like.
C'mon, brah.
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>>38128519
Chad btfo
Uu
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>just fapped to interracial cuck porn for the first time
You fuckers have finally gotten to me. I'm quitting /r9k/ cold turkey.
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That's the kind of mental damage that can't be undone. You might as well accept it
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>>38128029
Now get started on furry bara.
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>>38128029
Accept your inferiority as a white man and let the black bulls breed all white women
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Any uncutfags jealous of cutfags?
I prefer the idea of having a cut dick, but I couldn't justify getting it cut now and I would probably notice the reduction in sensitivity.
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>>38128014
im pretty sure no cutfags would ever have this sorta train of thought, my friend.
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>>38128014
Why would you want a mutilated penis?
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>>38128014
There is no benefit to circumcision besides the fact that many American/Canadian whores prefer the appearance, which is still not a benefit anyway because nobody should care what random whores think.
This is coming from someone circumcised btw
I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN PUSSY UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG.
THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOD DAMN FUCKING OLD SPICE OUT OF MY COCK.
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>>38128001
Greentext would have been better but nevertheless, the first sentence intrigued me and I want you to know I laughed throughout the entire thing.
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Good story, op.
You made me laugh!
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tI;dr
Faggot.
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>lets send them food, guize!
>oh they breed a alot and need MORE food?
>well lets send them some more!
Why is this allowed. also the attempts to turn them into god fearing christians has been fruitless
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Nobody gives a shit about your religious crusades here. Fuck off and cry about it at church or something.
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A doctor once told me a story about how if you don't release your bowels, your feces eventually turns toxic and will damage you. The world was trying to release its bowels but someone decided to save the feces.
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>>38128017
what? the whole point of sending these things food was to swell the christian ranks.
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>one chance at life
>mulatto
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>>38127947
Haha! Your parents are retarded.
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Same here. The things we can't choose, define everything about us.
I have my mother for doing this.
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>>38127999
If the most interesting part about you is the shade of your skin you're truly a boring individual. Learn a skill, become funny, gather knowledge, join the military get yourself a sense of fucking identity and stop bitching about shit you can't control.
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Firm handshake didn't work 2017-07-03 06:44:55 Post No.38127904
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Firm handshake didn't work
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>walk into store
>Wait until cashier isn't busy, as nobody else is there
>"Hi, could I speak to a manager? I'm wondering if you have any job openings"
>"uhhhhhh, okaaaay?"
>she quickly ducks into the back
>fat older guy in a short sleeved t shirt and some slacks comes out
>"Yes?"
>"Hello, sir. I'd like to apply for a job!"
>Hold out hand for a handshake
>He looks down at my hand, and then looks back up at me
>"Go OHN LINE you fucking faggot. Go OHN LINE ahahahaha"
>waves his hand at me dismissively, turns around and goes back through the door he came from, to the back of the store
>qt cashier girl timidly smiles at me and goes back to checking her phone
You guys fucking lied to me!
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>>38127904
"That's one down, five more places left to go. Get in the car, Shinji."
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>>38127904
you know what to do anon.
good luck brother.
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>>38127904
Why didn't you apply online you fucking autist
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So /r9k/, since it seems that all white women are into black guys, maybe it's time to think about breeding with asian women.
Why haven't you done so already?
Pic related, I'm going to Japan in a few monthsto study abroad, would like to go to said places
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Shameless self bump. I need the goddamn answers, robots
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>tfw black man that wants an asian woman
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asian, white, and latin girls are always the first picks among anyone more or less in that order. black girls and asian guys have bad luck in this, so expect an influx of blasians in the future from all of them hooking up together.
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Please give me attention 2017-07-03 06:39:49 Post No.38127789
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I could post a sexy girl, an opinion that would disgust your, weird videos, gore, but I dont want to deceive you.
I dont want to entertain you, or make you triggered. I just feel kinda unremarkable and I need some attention, so please
be kind and give me a ((you))
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How should I give you a (((you))) when there is only OP?
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I think you gotta earn your (You)'s, man. No free handouts, this is business, you understand?
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>>38127789
Anon you are awesome and you can make great things if you try.
Practice makes masters.
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>omg im so shy xddd i have social anxiety xD
look at her videos kek, she has social life and a lot of friends and trips around the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezo-T32KHT8
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All because someone has social anxiety it doesn't mean they never try to overcome it or never get into circumstances where they have to be sociable. You can still have friends, a customer service job, and run a Youtube channel while still having social anxiety. Socially anxiety doesn't mean you're completely socially inept.
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You have to understand that "social anxiety" is now a term normal people use. People like us don't even have the honor of using terms like that. We are simply seen as losers, scum, neckbeards, male trash, even though we actually do have social anxiety or whatever you wish to call it.
People on 4chan and many other websites hate men for not being socially good enough, and that's a unique feel not many people go through. To be in such a low position all your life, and then have internet people shit on your face even more for it and blame you for bringing down western society. I wouldn't wish that treatment on anybody.
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>people thinking they know what social anxiety is
Anyone else here content with mediocrity? I don't care about being rich, successful or owning a nice car I just want a place to sleep and an Internet connection and I'm happy.
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>>38127746
yep, i am pretty content with mediocrity, i've accepted the fact that i'll never get anywhere in life or be nothing more than a cog in the machine
my best use would be just as a stepping stone for others to reach for greatness, if even that
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>>38127746
Pretty much. I don't need a good life, just an average one. I don't fall into the rampant consumerism so as long as I have money for new clothes every now and then and can pay for a roof and internet, I'm fine.
Right now I'm making shit money at a job with too few hours where I wake up at 5am everyday and developed a coke habit just to deal with my constant fatigue. So I'll take mediocrity over this any day.
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I find even getting enough NEETbux to cover the very basics was an enormous task, so I don't strive for more than just boosting my bux amount.