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>>38129476

The biggest dilemma in my life right now is what anime I should watch next, you reckon you could help me out here?

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>>38129767
I like anime but i only watch a few
If you wanna cute waifus and deep stuff id say Evangelion
If you want just a good time (but still cute waifus) there's Nichijou

Good watch! :)

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>>38129476
How can I stop feeling lonely and empty inside? It's killing me.

Son, you go down there and you look the manager square in the eye and give him a firm handshake right this instant.

>he doesn't use google maps to find every store and apply there online and then deny the applications, collecting NEETbux while saying you're looking for a job

"Son... I don't think you're understanding me..."

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I want to fuck my daughter's underage math tutor.

>>38129386
We'll I hope she's old enough drito, would hate to have to snatch a nigga up and break his leg if you suspected of pedophilia

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>>38129416
Don't worry about it her mom will find a new guy that doesn't easily.

>>38129372

Imagination is an important and easy to use tool for relieving stress. Even you use it, unwittingly.

>>38129372
That actually got me through some shitty days at work, it's a form of taking control of your own thoughts I think.

I eventually fell to depression which isn't real.

>>38129469

>I eventually fell to depression which isn't real

what

>>38129342
Humor is derived from pain. The only thing that a woman does that is even remotely funny is pregnancy, and even then they get all uppity about it.

>>38129342
if you werent so focused on fucking them. ie not a virgin you'd realize theyre just as funny as anyone else.

>>38129414
Where are the female George Carlins, you fucking faggot?

We heard there was cute white women here.

We go wherever there be cute white wimmen

i came here because a thread in my usual board was moved to /r9k/, i think you rowdy nerds are really cute so i decided to stay and give life advice.

Any white male space is bound to be invaded by women and minorities in time. Then whites move on and build something better elsewhere. Gamergate exiled a lot of whites to a better chan, while moderation here encouraged diversity. Now even that chan is kinda shit as well. Not sure where the next cool kid club is.

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I CAN HANDLE ANYTHING CHUUUUUUUUUYA!

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>mfw someone says "i can't believe he's gonna be president for 4 more years"

>>38129194
Given his failure to do anything I'm ok with it. We still have the climate deal we still have Obamacare and his voter fraud bullshit failed miserably .

Because it's summer time and the combined body heat makes it even warmer than it is.

Domination, gender roles, shows that man wants woman, display of strength

But the opposite is hotter.

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>>38129093
"It's easy, son. All you need to do is show up, speak with a manager, look him in the eye, address him as 'Sir,' and give him a firm handshake."

>>38129131
Can't find a job because I have no experience and I'm looking for jobs in particular places for graduate school :/

>>38129151
>20
>looking for grad schools
bitch wtf r u doin

>>38129081
forehead would be ideal

u do realize tattoos dont spin?

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geynigger spinders DDDD:<

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MOTION OF NO CONFIDENCE
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britfeel is a shambles, PM Kev has let us down

Support the motion of no confidence, by 10:00pm if yes has a majority, a snap general election will be called to de-throne Kev

http://www.strawpoll.me/13348216

Don't insult the mods dude.

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haha lads I'm sure it was just a mistake from the great moderation team here on /r9k/

>>38128990
Probably most of us aside from the failed normies/degenerates.

They aren't attainable at all.

They're cute plus funny. Sex

>>38128990
>posts a lol randum 8/10 model girl
>attainable

That's a just manic pixie dream girl Stacy.

>>38128965

I don't think having a MILF fetish is as big an issue as some of the social development that you've been depraved of.

I dabbed every day and I'll dab again.

>>38129133

damn nigga #lit as fucl

>>38128941
I get scared too except when torrenting

>>38128941
Then don't do thinks that make them want to dox you

/thread

>>38128962
There's no "enemy", and I have no active accounts anywhere. It's merely an always-present possibility. The two times I mentioned were not attempts, they were just times when I linked an account with a username I shared on other sites and accidentally included my first name in a screenshot.

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>>38128847
I don't think girls like her exist. Even if they do, they'd still get stolen by Chad.

>>38129063
>mfw one is my sister
>mfw she's not tainted by chad
>mfw i cant date her bc it would be incest

>>38129063
Maybe you don't see them because they sit inside all day.