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Because I have been working hard over the last 15 years at removing the comforting lies people tell themselves about each other.
There is no longer any comfort in these obvious untruths.
The veil is gone and people recognize the pile of shit called humanity for what it is now.
I like to throw a little false hope into the mix, crafting some platitudes about unfortunate belief systems and old fashioned hierarchies holding everyone back.
But the reality is that they are here to stay forever. As naturally occurring from the human mind as light from the sun.

>>38131499
too much internet.
disconnect a couple of days and meet normal people. normal people are way different than internet people.

>>38131617
Sounds like you've lived a very productive life, m8.

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reply to this and you will have sleep paralysis every night from now on

>>38131495
>>38131575
gimme dat sleep paralysis

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>>38131575
Sleep paralysis is really cool and neat thanks, cuck.

shameless self originalia universalis bump

>>38131444
Where the hell do you live where this shit happens? Detroit?

Not since college. I used to get into fights when I was younger and a hot head.

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I'm not a virgin. I'm still a prostate/ass virgin, though.

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>>38131403
Non virgin here

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>>38131403
VIrgin here
Hehehhe!

Get a PO box and use that as your address.
Alternatively go find a job at a temp agency. You'll need a job anyway.

>>38131375

I'll help but you need to answer these questions
Why are you getting kicked out?
You can't move back with your mum again?
Do you get dole or DLA?

>>38131548
Because my parents think I'm a freeloader. I don't use drugs or alcohol and I haven't caused problems. uuuh dole

>>38131360
You shut the fuck up that's what you do.

>>38131360

Stay where you are. Get a new weed guy.

The end.

>>38131578
this, it'll only be a problem if you make it one

>>38131318
What kind of things do you want, OP?

>>38131341
I probably should of added the story so I don't look like a pedo. I want to move to a comfy house on the bitch and I have the money to do it, but I can't seem to do it.

>>38131318

I want a cute LGF

You should honestly just kill yourself, or stop being such a faggot, all you are is a burden on them.

It's okay anon. Shit like that has to happen in life. Just learn to accept the shitty things that happen in your life and look forward to the good moments.

>>38131256
It's not your fault, FUCK 'EM.

It's because of IP loggers ruining the fun and anonymity of it

>>38131588
Just browse through tor, poopy.

>>38131135
Last time I went on our tag was a few days ago. Some chick *actually* laughed at me and said,

>Simulation
>Mind

Whatever that means. I was using manycam because I can't change the zoom with the normal cam.

Anyway, y'all are mean

On the plus side you're probably in for an inheritance cheque

>>38131044
He actually hated your mom and just thought he hated his job.

I bet if that bitch hadn't fucking hassled him all the time he would have been perfectly fine.

>>38131088
He also probably hated OP.
Probably hated himself too.
Probably hated everything.

Suicidal proclivity is hereditary.
Stay frosty, OP.

>>38131027
Post the emo girl's pic here.

>>38131055
When I walk back from my car I will.

>>38131027
>getting a girl that would bring her ex-boyfriend as a "friend" without considering how you feel at all


If you didn't notice any red flags before you starting dating, then this is entirely your fault.

>>38130998
Blacks have no money and that is a woman's greatest aphrodisiac

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Ye. Yellow is mellow.

>>38130998
*prarrrrrp*

hehe, sorry miss, momma's chicken too good :3

>>38130787
Where are normies trying to shame nihilism? wat?

Normies don't even talk about nihilism.

Nihilism is unattractive at it's base. Nobody wants to believe that everything is pointless, that we have no value, that nothing matters. It's not productive and creates bad mental states. So it's shamed for a reason. Most people see it as a white flag, as you giving up.

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>>38130787
dont know what op is talking about, but pic related is the only time when i saw "normies" trying to make fun of nihilism

Well now's a good time to start shitting in milk jugs as any.

>>38130749
You could if you weren't such a beta.

>>38130749
walk out and get a drink or whatever
if they complain
tell them to fuck in the bedroom instead of the community room
or otherwise not to care if someone watches them

>>38130693
Hot pic I saved it got anymore?

deepthroating's not easy

>>38130693
idk, I have never suck dick before. I don't plan on doing it anytime.