What would you even do if you had a gf? Ever think of that, retards? You're not interesting and wouldn't keep the relationship interesting. Thus, stop longing for a gf since you have nothing to offer.
>>38132879
That's why the goal is to find a GF who is similar to myself, not interested in doing all kinds of shit and likes to just chill out or some shit at home, occasional going out. You think we all want normie gf shit but don't. They're out there, just less common and harder to find than the normie stacies.
>>38132879
We would fuck?
Normies just do fuckbuddies/bootiecalls or whatever they are called because they realized that relationships are just about sex.
>>38132879
Watch movies
Play vidya
Cuddle
I have hobbies and talents, just no one who would appreciate them
>cant stop thinking that I am always at fault
>cant stop being needy
>>38132721
Here is Colonel Muammar Mohammed Abu Minyar Gaddafi, May he Rest in Peace, the leader of the Great Libyan Arab Jamiryiha. He has visited your soul to help you regain control within your own mind and soothe your aches.
>>38132721
ITS NOT YOUR FAULT ITS YOUR FAULT ITS NOT YOUR FAULT ITS YOUR FAULT YOU DESERVE IT ITS NOT YOUR FAULT ITS NOT YOUR FAULT ITS YOUR FAULT ITS NOT YOUR FAULT ITS YOUR FAULT ITS YOUR FAULT YOU DONT DESERVE IT ITS YOUR FAULT ITS YOUR FAULT ITS NOT YOUR FAULT ITS NOT YOUR FAULT
>>38132923
To the prison camp you go.
Any grad students here? Seems like a pretty /r9k/ existence. I spend long hours at the lab, getting not much done and feeling my health deteriorating all while failing to emotionally/socially connect with my peers. Good shit.
He broke down because he wasnt cool enough to be anikan anymore.
Feelsbadman
>>38133736
):
I wonder what he's up to now
but now enough to look it up
>>38132692
>he actually fell for the grad school meme
"Have you eaten your vegetables today anon? Don't you want to be healthy like me?"
i am very suspicious abou where those veggies have been
>>38132715
They're farm grown, organic veggies. There's nothing dangerous on them.
>"Come on anon, wouldn't you rather eat something tastier with me?"
Settling down with a woman these days means that you will have to accept her past.
Will you be happy with the mother of your children being a non-virgin?
>>38132601
no it doesn't, that only happens if you are desperate enough to fall for some degenerate.
Just get yourself a basement "girlfriend"
the soul crushing elements of /r9k/ are quite active today I notice
My bf wants to take a break. Does this mean it's over? I should've stayed alone. I'm more lonely now than I was before. Feels bad.
Failed normie(male) here...
Need more info on the situation.
Where does each of you live?
How much did you live with eachother(how much time did you two spent with eachother)
Did something happen between you two before that?
Etc. Etc.
>>38132620
We live an hour away from each other and we see each other on weekends but he's going through depression right now and is becoming withdrawn.
I told him i'd give him the space he needed but i don't know how to proceed from there. I have depression too but we are both dealing with it differently. Give any advice if you can.
>>38132784
Need more info on that.
How did he say that he wants a break?
How long since he said it?
Did you keep in contact with him?
Does he still text with you?
What sort of "break" are we talking about?
Break like "we cut contact for a few weeks" or "i want to be alone irl for a time"?
come and play tunes with fellow anons!
https://plug.dj/terrible/
>how does this work?
simply make an account and click the purple square at the bottom left of the screen. from there, you can make playlists from youtube or soundcloud links. then press Click to DJ to join the queue.
>what am I allowed to play?
any song you want! ear rape and memes may be skipped but anything else is fair game. please ask if you want to put on something longer than 12 minutes.
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Yez indeede
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if you were the wood and the woodchuck was your father and he viewed you as a failure?
- three hundred jet engines strapped to your mouth
- one minute alone with all the flies that have lived in your house
I used tinder once for about 3 hours and I'm now in a 6 month relationship with a 23 yo virgin game girl who's into pokemon and has a great set of tits.
We're going away for a few days tommorow and I'm going to take her virginity. Little does she know im also a virgin of 23 years.
Life is good. Praise tinder. I've made it. I'm a normie with the literal perfect woman.
>>38132452
I wanna know who the fuck is this
>>38132452
REEEEEEEEEEE WHERE'S MY GAMER GF. FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Every time I come on /r9k/, I'm even further convinced to download tinder.
r9k, I feel hopeless.
I think of suicide a lot. I hate myself. When I socialize I embarrass myself or get asked about my personal life which I'm very ashamed of.
I need to start doing stuff with my life but my problems feel so big. I want to give up now.
>>38132444
"Don't feel bad, champ. It's all about going out there and giving your best. And the way to do that is to show up there, speak with the manager about a job, and give him a nice, firm handshake."
>>38132444
You're not alone, anon. I feel the same.
Why are you ashamed of yourself?
Me too OP. I think reality wasn't made for people like me
Honestly, how is it possible to be happy with a girl that was tainted by another man's cum?
>>38132385
holy shit she looks just like my cousin
skin sheds man,
I just peeled off part of my lips today.
No big deal.
>>38132385
Rape her ex boyfriend in front of her
That's the only and correct answer
No homo btw
Stop being so antisocial why don't you come dance with us anon?
ok
> scream: open this pit up !
>run into that fag on my right
>>38132330
I would rather shit in my hands and clap
>>38132330
haha yeah ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-vtfnOgyrc
in new york i milly rock
hide it in my sock
running from the opp
gimme top, in my drop top
YOU'RE MY FAV0URITE RAPPER NOW
YEAH DUDE I BETTER BE
OR YOU CAN FUCKING KISS MY ASS: HUMAN CENTIPEDE
AYO PIERRE U WANNA COME OUT HERE!!
ALL THESE HOES GON FLOCK
>jerks off
>I'll start tomorrow
>jerks off
>I'll start tomorrow
>jerks off
>I'll start tomorrow
>>38132229
iktf anonorigorig
I haven't fapped in about 10 days now, and it wasn't even on purpose. It's not that hard. Not for me, anyway.
>>38132398
and why is that anon? Are you doing something special?preoccupied somewhere perhaps
>6'0" is now king of manlets status
how fucked are you?
>>38132226
THEY AREN'T EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT ANYMORE, WHITE WOMEN WOULD RATHER FUCK A DOG THAN A LONELY MANLET BETA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uAAP3PbkRI
>>38132318
HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY ALLOWED TO GET AWAY WITH THIS?!?
>>38132348
ABSOLUTE TRASH, YOU THOUGHT WOMEN WERE BAD FOR HAVING SEX WITH BLACK MEN?
is cum degenerate
only if you don't recycle it
only if you're not eating mine
>>38132353
>ywn experience something like pic related
Why live