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>>38134480
Hey dude give me some of your money since you don't enjoy having it. I just bought a house and I want to decorate a little.

>>38134566
I don't enjoy having it, but it gives me security knowing i can handle issues just by paying out my ass.

>>38134604
You'd probably feel better if you donated a generous $100,000 to me. I need a new couch to fit in my living room.

Closest thing I've gotten to sex in a very long time. Lucid dreaming is the real deal; exactly as anyone would describe it to you. There are many ways to obtain this property of consciousness, and plenty of guides as well.

When you lucid dream for the first time look into a mirror. When you wake up don't tell anyone what you saw. Ok?

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imagine a place, write a story, tell it to yourself as you go to sleep, you will get tired when you think of the perfect place, in your dream, you will awake there, fully aware and lucid. good luck

>>38134727
But i fall asleep imagining my crush every night and she's never in my dreams.

>>38134433
I just met my 2 year long online gf 2 days ago.

It was literally the best day of my life.
It was exactly like our Skype convos and it was so comfy and also very lewd.

>>38134433
Same. LDR isn't real unless you regularly meet in person. Online is just a fantasy.

>>38134475
Props to you but I wouldn't be able to handle "dating" to see eachother a week every 2 years. That shit sucks.

>>38134426
bestiality

/oegnaong

Once believing in human exceptionalism.

>>38134426
Self-rape

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>>38134372
>tfw you realize you're a cuck

C'mon OP

No they're trying to make us comfy and sedentary so we wouldn't dare revolt or give a damn about what they do. Read Brave New World and Society of the Spectacle.

you have to admit that
watching plebes get fired up
over slavedriver shat spooks
always killing across or down
but never up
is an endlessly amusing jest
i would play along just as well
if i were a moneymaster

Lie your ass off.
Tell the good doctor about how your parents beat you
and bully you emotionally

>>38134367

Tell him the complete truth.

Show him 4chan and r9k.

You'll be on neet bux for mental issues in no time.

Do anti depressant work??

>>38134354
DEGENERATE DEGENERATE DEGENERATE DEGENERATE DEGENERATE DEGENERATE DEGENERATE DEGENERATE DEGENERATE DEGENERATE DEGENERATE DEGENERATE

But they *are* pedophile rings, among other unpleasant stuff
Do not be fooled by their propaganda, they're just as rotten and degenerate as their enemies

>>38134354
>pedophile rings
no

>immorality
that's what they say but they just want power, free shit and kafir pussy

>>38134346
bump you fiucking cunts surely someone else is hyponotised

>>38134588
AAAAAAAHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfeoifnoi; oiu3hoi3o
-GAHbxd'jpW

>>38134346
Hope you're still in this thread.
I love nujabes, and who's theme makes me think of happier times. Good taste, OP.

you've not existed for most of the universe' life, like when the planet came together and when the pyramids were built. I dont remember it being bad, and you probably dont either. thats what we're probably going back to

Spirit mindlessly follows what it knows best, probably back down to earth.

Just dreamless sleep forever

Bump
originalioedipus

Done that like twice both times when I was really drunk, think it was a phase for me desu

>>38134518
Done what twice?
Also I don't think it's a phase, I've been like this for almost a decade now. First time I jacked off as a kid was about the same thing, I remember it pretty vividly. I don't have any issues being like this, I'm just wondering if anyone else is like me

>>38134228
Is that a baby shower chair?

>>38134228
ass licking is disgusting to be honesto.
not my thing.

That's right because I'm a loser that no woman wants to fuck

I'd be better off killing myself if I wasn't such a miserable coward

>>38134195
She wants to fuck. Invite her out for a beer you doofus. Also post a picture of your profile

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Also, Johanna might be on to something.

>>38134214
What if i told ya I'm using a fake profile just to give random chicks the illusion they're cheating with some random chad?
My goal was to get some random pussy pics via Snapchat but Idk I don't want to catfish the shot outta them.

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>>38134191
Can you please not grandpa

I'm 19 and my target bf demographic is 18-23 year olds

>>38134191
if you can't accept your inevitable manliness, then you are a tranny and should've transitioned.

>>38134238
>if you can't accept your inevitable manliness, then you are a tranny and should've transitioned.
or, you know, he could just be a fag

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>r9k is the only board I visit

I come here a lot because it's a less gross /b/ but the last six months are just beyond retarded no gf misogyny penisposting. Probably leaving.

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>>38134175
>tfw too depressed to browse other boards anymore

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>>38134153

Does the degeneracy disturb you, Bruce?

>>38134212
>Does the degeneracy disturb you, Bruce?
I don't give a fuck about degeneracy
I just don't want women on my board

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>>38134358

Then choose this path. We will cleanse Gotham.

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