What age did you know? First experience?
Also share pics.
>>38135013
i dont even care if the rest of this bitch looks like the corpse of a woman who drowned in a lake and swelled up like a balloon, i would do anything for those tits
>>38135013
Legs. Long, lean, tan legs.
>>38135013
yo op can i have a source please?
is there a single, rational, non meme reason to get a job in the modern world when you're a weirdo beta male that never fit in anywhere in his life?
>>38134952
Unless your parents really love you. You will have to pay for your own stuff sooner or later.
>>38134976
The gubmint loves me tho
You can of course make more money working than you can on welfare
Was Boo Radley the first documented robot in popular culture?
What was his problem? No, really I forgot. Also I love everyone's name in this book. Boo the creep, ace attorney Atticus, Scout daughter of the town's crack shot, Dill, Jem, etc. Makes me want to name one of my kids Scout.
>>38135022
He wanted to stay inside
>>38135022
He made little wooden doils of the neighborhood kids and hid them in places where they would find them.
Greetings everyone, I'm new to this site and found myself visiting quite often because I have no life outside of this. I know how long this community has been around for and I don't think Google would help me with inside jokes in this community. I have researched, I know who moot is and the basics, but I don't know the true meaning of many of the language here. Care to help me be a robot like you?
>>38134945
Being a robot is not something that can be taught, it must be learned.
Am I also supposed to have good grammar? I suck at that.
>>38134971
What about general or simply common inside jokes? Something so I at least can act the part.
This woman has masturbated and has been horny at least once.
>>38134908
>Guys the white race is good
>Goes home to a PoC.
Why is /pol/ so easily tricked.
how many dicks do you think she's taken, robots?
>>38134957
At least 4. All black
>"Anon! Let's cuddle on the couch! Come on!"
>TFW You're the lamp
>>38134893
fug here comes da loneliness :DDD
>>38134893
I didn't ask you to fuck my shit up, OP.
whomst /utterlydepressed/
I'm so depressed I could blow 5k on drugs and whores then kill myself.
>>38134882
Every time I think success would get me out of depression and anxiety, and every time I do achieve what I aimed to achieve, I have a good 15 minutes of relief before it all comes back.
>>38134882
no one here is depressed, its all a meme, grow some balls you pussy
Why do mexican women always think they're about to be raped?
>>38134856
You would act the same if your were sorrounded by these subhuman mongrels.
>>38134856
They indulge the fear of being raped because it's better than admitting they are disgusting, squat, bean goblins.
>>38135145
Yeah, it's weird, I swear even those ugly ass obese taco filled spic women act like Chad wants to fucking rape her. Like really juanita
I'm unironically wanking to traps, but I still think I'm not gay. I don't like non feminine men though.
>>38134817
who the shit is this tho??
>>38134817
She''s (he's) hot as fuark m8
>>38134884
lol Seriously. I never payed attention to traps much until this. fucking. webm.
who is this?
Don't mind me, just a simple (you) farmer passing through.
Have a good day, farmer!
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>>38134733
have a good harvest orign
>>38134733
"See him, son? That's a hard-working man right there -- able-bodied, active, and brimming with confidence. Why can't you be more like him?"
>iq is 145-155
Still think cleaning your room is a meme?
I think I've given up on myself
>>38134724
But anon, it's a fact that intelligent people are messier and less organized.
its a thing you should already know how to do if you have had any kind of parents that gave a semblance of a shit
Is it enough to have sex only once? Will that change something?
After that...
>Can I start feeling myself fulfilled and more confident?
>Can I start talking freely about sex, without being mocked or silenced for "knowing nothing about the subject"?
>Will other girls start turning their heads over to me?
>Will I stop being seen as the "weird one" just because I am (or have been) a virgin?
>lost virginity as teenager
>never touch women again
>bluff confidently about sex with normies
Chumps.
>>38134718
just make up, and reherse sexual experiences in your head. Normies wont know the difference if its genuinly thought through with no loop holes etc.
ive managed to scoot by and even have sex with some femald friends cause they thought i was super experienced, and when i sucked i blamed it on the booze.
still scootin by
>>38134718
>is one time enough?
Yes and no.
Yes, enough to be "socially accepted" (even if, most will argue that one time, or even on partner is not enough)
No, you will just miss most of it in fact. As for the pleasure itself that need to develop a little bit, that for the experiences that your will only have with time (it will never feels the same, and you will always try something new)
>more confident?
Yes, absolutely. Because you will have the proof that it was nothing and that people always bark about it, but it's meaningless.
>Talk freely about sex?
No. Well, yes, you will be able to way, "hey, meat muffin feels good, right?" but you will not be able to give advices or talk a lot about the subject.
>Other grills will lookatme?
Anon, please, don't fool yourself. You were the one not seeing other girls signals, (as much I as was). After, you will be more receptive, and will better understand woman, like a light coming from... Never mind, it will be the same (except for confidence)
>Weird virgin weaboo?
Don't worry anon, people will always find something to see you as a weird one.
how can i lost my v card with a qt milf if im a 5'6 19yo kv?
tinder?
help me lads
>>38134684
You can always get a chubby milf from craigslist. Ain't no qt milf gon fuck a manlet lmao
Don't use Tinder. Girls using dating apps clearly do not know what it is they want in life. You'll be dragging your balls through miles and miles of broken glass shards for weeks just to hear her fart through a low power walkie-talkie. If your monthly income is above $1000, and you are at the age of consent what you need to do is hire an escort like a real man would do when he's done with work. Your insurance will cover the medical work necessary to get proof that you're clean and free of any STI's. Then before you even meet with your escort you tell that slut you want to see her papers as well. Then when you're mutually comfortable enough you go balls deep. ALRIGHT NOW LETS GET OUT THERE AND PLAY SOME FOOTBAAAAAALL
Holy fuck best advice ever
I want to dedicate my life to the cause of antinatalism. Wat do?
>>38134658
We need to find a way to help stop the breeders. Some kind of charity of 'activism'
kill many
Do like Schoppy and don't reproduce, it's that easy
I have to pass a drug test in 8 days and I HAVE to smoke weed tonight.
What can I do?
>>38134605
Do some cardio a couple of times before your test (some jogging or just go for brisk walks) and drink plenty of water. Eat fruit and veggies with your meals
>>38134605
Also avoid fatty foods or oils. This will speed up blood flow and new blood creation
Niacin, it will help flush your system, also sweat a lot and do cardio, thc is stored in fat.
Ultimately it's a risk since thc can stay in system for months even.