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you NEVER ask for anything.
you don't ask your oneitis
you don't ask for a job
you don't shake any hands
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I didn't ask for this feel yet it just came
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I ask for EVERYTHING
I smile at everybody
I shake everyones hands
I've asked out every girl I liked (each one agreed but then rejected me after they figured out who I was behind my mask)
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>>38135501
>mfw I asked my onetitis a couple weeks ago and got my heart broken
Fuck you, OP!
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I'm worthless in the workforce and will probably become a NEET once the financial support for my time at uni is cut.
How much do most of you get each month? Do you just rely on SSI or do you have better ways of generating income without working? Where do you live, and do you have roommates? How tough was it to find housemates?
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>>38135491
I am living off insurance checks I got when both of my parents died while in the process of applying for autismbux. Also living with family at the moment really helps.
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I have many rental properties so my NEET bux is pretty high at this time. Took years to get to this point, of course, but it's highly recommended
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>>38135491
>posting Billy Hatcher
I thought I was the only one who played that?
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Are antidepressants a meme?
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kind of
they're just drugs that alter your state of mind / trains of thought and line of thinking
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>>38135468
Mostly
They reduce the likelihood of suicide in pretty much everyone who doesn't have a paradoxical reaction, but they are only really effective in reducing the crushing misery, lethargy and the negative affect symptoms of the very severely (or psychotically) depressed. And even then, electroconvulsive therapy has more reliable benefits
The benefits that just regularly depressed or dysthymic peoples get from antidepressants are generally not impressive, with only some people reporting improved mood, reduced worrying or normalized energy which may be mostly due to placebo effect.
Also some antidepressants may be more effective than others: MAOIs are reserved for the most treatment resistant major depressives, and tends to have the most dramatic effects, even though it requires extreme care to not die of serotonin syndrome. SSRIs, tricyclics or tetracyclics are generally less effective, but have low risk of complications and doctors hand them out like candy for you even suggesting you may be depressed.
Oh, and if you havent been introduced to the mental health system by now, you probably just have meme depression and eating better or exercise will probably fix your melancholy.
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>>38135468
Yes absolutely it's mind control CIA bullshit
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How do we fix western women?
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>>38135436
swallow the final redpill and realize islam is right
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>>38135436
You originally can't.
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Lost cause. Hump Koreans.
Storytime bitches
>be me
>15
>No friends
>4/10
>Fat
>Long hair
>AP english class
>in library, working on presentation about sports in the 20s
>I'm doing girls in sports cause I'm a liberal
>Hottest girl in class sits next to me, 9/10
>Let's call her stacey
>I've made her laugh before, usually I make fun of myself or do stupid shit
>Closest thing to a normie friend I got
>Bored AF cause this shit is stupid
>My favorite food is creme brulee
>Before class, I wrote a rap about it
> If you give me creme brulee, it don't matter what you say, you will be my favorite bae, okay?
>anyway, these 1920 professional girl athletes pictures all have weird looks
>Make memes about creme brulee with them
>Show them to stacey, along with my bars
>Sub comes over
>"What are these?"
>My memes
>She turns around and walks away
>Stacey dying in her chair
>Keep making memes
Later
>Wrote an entire song about creme brulee
>Turns into song about how its racist that I can't rap because I'm white
>Share it with stacey, and like half the school
>Shit was on soundcloud for like a week
>Got obsessed with writing raps
>End of the year project for AP European history, can be anything about history
>Write a rap about WWII
>Have to play it for the whole class
>Me covering my ears and crying like an autist while the class listens to my shitty raps and even shittier voice
>Teacher said "That took a lot of courage"
Even later
>Talking to Stacey in AP english
>You want to join my record label and help with my mixtape over the summer?
>yes
>weinbois.gif
>Ask for her professional email, since my record label is a professional company.
>school ends
>Send her an email that looks faux professional, with my number and some lyrics I wrote
>no response
>Got a new phone, get snapchat
>Add her
>Too scared to message, just watch her stories some time
>Halfway through summer, I don't see her stories anymore
>Think nothing of it (she blocked me)
It gets even better after this
pic related, one of my memes
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>>38135420
Waiting for Chocolate JohnSaxon...
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Alright, I said it gets better, just wait
Beginning of next year
>Stacey's in my AP english this year too
>Get into the year late because my parents planned a disneyland trip a week into school.
>Sit all the way across class from her
>She probably hates me now
>Socratic seminar, we sit in a circle and talk about shit
>mfw she shits directly across from me
>mfw when Im contributing to the discussion, and she waves at me and smiles
>still think she hates me
>Three weeks into school, ask her what she got on the essay
>Seems happy to see me
>still think she hates me
Later
>Partner project
>mfw stacey and I are put in the same group
>basically ignore her
>make jokes about creme brulee and some other shit
>mfw she laughs way too much
>I don't know if she hates me or not
>in bed that night
>work up the courage to add her again on snapchat
>says something like "stacey not found" or some shit
>look it up, I've been blocked
>now its cemented that she hates me
>two weeks later
>tired of this shit
>Bring it up to her in class
>She says "Omg, I didn't recognize your username"
>to be fair I have a really shit edgy username
>In group project, we need a group chat to communicate
>it's her job to start it
>She never does, and seems really iffy about making it
>think she didn't want me to have her number
Later
>realize that I have no friends, pretty much everyone hates me, and the three friends I do have always do shit with their other friends and I'm never there
>get depressed
>wonder why everyone hates me
>I know, stacey hates me, I'll ask her
>EXTREME AUTISM ALERT
>literally ask her "Why does everyone hate me?" on snapchat
>She's like what are you talking about
>mfw over the next four months I tell her literally everything that I'm insecure about, and everything in my life
>starting to hate school so much I feel physical pain on the ride there
>Send edgy snapchats of like airsoft guns saying shit like "finally gonna do it" and stuff like that
Let me continue
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>>38135610
this gon b good
arugula oreganalio
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Finally stopped having acne. It only took me until I turned 25.
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>>38135353
any scarring?
/oregano
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>>38135353
I used to think god invented acne as some kind of subtle gesture of disdain towards modern people.
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>>38135379
Just a little bit. Think I'm gonna do some treatment for them to see if it gets better.
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>Walk into a store
>Talk to the manager
>Give him a firm handshake, looking him in the eye
>Hired, starting tomorrow
The memes are true.
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>>38135266
"Make us proud, son."
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>get job at mcdonalds
>everyone tells me I'm weird
>everyone tells me to kill myself or do something else
>mfw I'm 30
thanks dad
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what if you're trying to be hired as the manager
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>be me, 6'3" farm raised southerner
>always been kind of heavy set, mix of muscle and a paunch, never more than 240lb though
>did well in highschool, got interested in engineering
>decide to use scholarships and go to college for digital systems design
>one of the smaller cities in my state, but still bigger than ive ever lived in
>meet 8/10 total qt
>turn out we had crushes for eachother, 2 years later we're living together, love eachother to bits, she's my best friend
heres where it gets interesting
>she cooks. she cooks damn good
>always makes sure i have hearty breakfasts, lunches, dinners, and snacks inbetween, cooks all my favorite foods.
>just had two year anniversary, went from 240 to 300 in the time that I've known her, most of that after we moved in together
>ask her if she minds...
>"I... Uh... A-Anon... Is it bad that I've been trying to get you a li'l rounder here and there."
tfw
>turns out she has a thing for bigger guys, and I mean *bigger* guys.
>she finds it horrendously sexy for some reason, and she loves the added weight.
What should I do guys? I'm not a slob or anything, and the muscle I had from farm work as a kid and teen let me carry it well. It just means so much to her it seems, and it's the best thing in the world seeing her happy...
Do I let her fetish change my life and body? Or do I try and work her down from it and risk leaving a hole in what she likes?
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>>38135244
*yawns*
Too bad there isn't an audiobook version of this post........
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>>38135244
She manipulated you. If you stay with her, or she goes unpunished, you're a cuck.
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>>38135244
>She leaves you a fat, sad looser
I wouldn't give that opportunity anon. Marry her asap.
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I made a poem. Why don't we have a poetry thread?
Have you ever searched for a memory and sat down to recall?
And searching for that memory you found nothing at all?
And searching for that emptiness, looking through your heart
You found it riddled with holes and falling all apart?
When you've been searching for the good times and finding only bad
How can you remember all the good times that you never had?
And I remember clearly, an absence would embrace me.
And I remember clearly, a whisp would love me only
And I remember clearly, a shadow by my side.
And I remember clearly, a nothing to whom I cried.
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chads cock is hot
you are not
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>>38135239
take it to
>>> /lit/
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why dont you
make your poem
without reddit spacing
you absolute loser
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i really, really,REALLYlike this very original image
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>>38135198
What the fuck? Where did the pencil go?
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I don't. Anime art makes me ill.
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>>38135198
What's the sauce on that qt?
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25+ Thread
Have you had your midlife crisis yet?
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>>38135182
Yes I had my crisis around 23 and am not 26. Got my shit mostly back together and am working on finishing my degree up and getting myself into good shape.
We all gonna make it robros.
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>>38135182
No but I feel the dread coming. I have my degree and it is useless to me. I want to go back but the life I have now stops me from that. I painted myself in a corner.
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I'm sat playing heroes of the storm at 1:30am in my parents house where I still live at the age of 30 listening to ICYTWAT songs on youtube occasionally tabbing out to look at porn.
I mean yeah, my lifes pretty shit compared to the normie standard but it's pretty fun ya know?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jC1IQKpEro
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ITT:
>The worst fetish you have
>The cringiest fetish you've ever seen
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>>38135157
Worst fetish:BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Cringiest Fetish:BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
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>>38135157
Why would I write it here? To what value would that serve?
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>>38135189
Perhaps it could spark some discussion. That discussion might even be fun.
>>38135157
>Worst fetish
Necrophile
>Cringiest fetish
Adult babies
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Hey bro, my advice to you to get out of your shell is to be yourself
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>>38135105
It honestly is good advice, despite the meme quality.
What people miss is it requires the active form of "be" not the passive.
You have to figure out who you are, and try to embody the best possible version of that.
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envy is my worst quality I think, I get so envious I could cry.
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It's all in the handshake, son. That's all it takes.
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Why there's so many fags nowadays obsessed over Japan? Like, if there was a piece of dog shit, but that piece of dog shit was made from Japan with a little kawaii anime sticker on it, they would go crazy all over it, because "DUDE, IT'S JAPAN".
someone explain this phenomenon.
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>>38135095
Japan is pretty normie tier. It's all about Korea now.
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>>38135095
>>38135116
Because it's aesthetically pleasing
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>>38135095
people like cute things. and the west just doesn't make those anymore
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In your opinion, what method do you think is the easiest way to kys? Also, someone will find me, most likely my mother. Is there anything I can do beforehand to reduce shock factor?
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>>38135047
I've been thinking about that a lot. Maybe wait until your mom goes out of town and hope the neighbors report something before she returns. Like report your rotting body so it gets cleaned up before she gets back. Not sure about the easiest way.
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if you used a high powered tifle tpbthe hard pallate of your mouth would it be risky to do indoors if you have no woods to go into and live like 30 secsonds from a firestation? How would it feel and how long before you die? would bot having a firm grip on it make it jerk and shppt the wrong place?
if you survived whats in store? wpuld your parebts that you live with have to tale care of you or to tge nursing home?
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>>38135047
Go somewhere quiet, in your car or take a bus. Leave a note on where to find you. Kill yourself out in the country or woods. Have your ID on you when you do it in case someone finds you first