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Other humans are just out to get you, having friends is just a meme. Take the alonepill, just be by yourself and be nasty to everyone you meet.

>>38136414
I hate this feel because I received emotional support before and understand how helpful it is.

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>>38136477
Honestly this.
Sounds memey but there's no such thing as pure genuinity. Everyone has ulterior motives is and trying to gain something out of everyone else.
And seeing as how you're a robot, people will only interact with you to hurt you and feed their sociopathic urges.
You're better off just being a lone wolf.

>>38136341
your wish is my command m'lady *wiggles trilby* i will be practicing square dancing in my room, if you need me... just knock!

I don't have a sister though

>>38136384
Me either. Can't relate. Fuck this thread.

>>38136338
no. it's like trying to lose your virginity without having sex

>>38136338

You can relieve it by indulging in actually productive creative hobbies (so watching anime and shitposting do not count).

>>38136352
I just won't the pain, loneliness, bitterness etc. to go away.

>>38136336
>super handsome
he's ok but saying 'super handsome' is an exaggeration

>>38136336
dont sell yourself short. maybe it already happened and you didnt even notice.

>>38136336
Post the hot redhead

>>38136301
asian women are barely even human beings, I'd rather date an sjw white girl at least there's a person to communicate with

>>38136301
Cute. Asian girls are my favorite.

>>38136301
Moshi moshi
Peinusu desu~

Not much,you're young anon,relax.

Same here anon. I'm thinking of just getting a prostitute but I don't even know how to drive.

Not as fucked as a 22 yo virgin

So obviously you're living out some details here. What exactly did you do to traumatize this poor girl?

>>38136187
You need to elaborate about the incident

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>>38136248
>>38136250

I literally did nothing other than talk to her about cartoons. Please believe me.

Why do you roleplay on the internet?

>>38136156
Eat mineth arse yee scite eating child

>making nails for 3 years
No thanks.

>>38136135
They took the appetite suppressants out before you were born.

First all smoking is a great feeling

Second i like unfiltered camels and after smoking one if i exhale out my nose and then eip after with a tissue my inside nose has anthin layer of yellow mucus so i imagine that has to be in my lungs

i only smoke 4 or 5 a day though and i probably shouldnt smoke that much. what do you think op?

all im gonna say is it feels great

>>38136135
Caffeine is a healthier appetite supressant. If you don't like coffee you could take caffeine pills. They're cheap on amazon . That way no lung cancer. The best option is to just eat healthy foods in bulk. Greens, beans, grains, and fruit are all low-calorie and healthy, full of vitamins and antioxidants. Improve your health and lose weight all at once. Boom

>>38136130
sounds like youre just a jealous bitch

go with him and fuck a ladyboy

My dad was racist and hated liberals and thought all his children and my mom were garbage

I guess he was right

>>38136130
Tell him his handshakes are not firm

Normie here, kys already

You never tell normies unless you want to get sent off to the lonely bin.

>>38136108
they laugh because casual suicide jokes are hip and fun

>>38136099
You can do it bro. I just registered for full-time classes and work 40hrs a week. 2 classes online 2 classes in the evenings.

>>38136099
yes it is possible
and expected

>>38136099
It's possible, but not easy and it will certainly cost you more money in the long run.

>>38135968

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-qOU9pi7H4

TCM
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>tfw that one kid in school who found out you were really anxious around everyone and decided to egg it on

>tfw after doing this he would claim you're going to commit a shooting at school

>tfw years later he saw me after i quit school because i hated it and laughed at me with his dickhead friends about it

at least i didn't turn into a monster and kill anyone

at least i have a great RETAIL JOB now

>>38136358
>>38136508
What does this have to do with Jim Morrison?

>>38135959
stop posting this normie chad faggot

>>38135977
>Vegeta
>Normie
>Implying he doesn't embody what a robot would be if they had powers.

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>>38136004
We all know who we'd be...

>>38135901
>having to ring doorbells and talk to multitudes of normalfags per day
>robot friendly

um no

Any cases when you messed up the orders?

>>38135901
>It's a pretty robot friendly job
in what possible way