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UPVOTE IF YOU THINK HE DESERVES A CHANCE
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>>38136972
>>>/r/eddit
Bernie Sanders is for economically illiterate children. Away with this kike
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>>38137060
Reddit doesn't like Sanders anymore because of the banking thing. You need to get out of your eco bubble.
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>>38137105
>Reddit doesn't like Sanders anymore because of the banking thing. You need to get out of your eco bubble.
really? I mean he's still a great candidate and he still has a chance when trump is impeached and the Senate calls a special election

Vote for the policies not the person

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>halfway through 26
>noticing hairline starting to recede
fuck.... i thought i had more time.


I didn't ask for this shit. It's too soon.
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Castor oil, my friend. Castor oil.
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>started losing hair at 15
Shut the fuck up.
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>>38136956
>hairline began receding and crown began thinning at that age.

Either shave it, buzz it, or look into the big three. Because it gets worse from here, famalam.

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Hey /r9k/ what's the most pathetic thing you do?
For me sometimes I cuddle and say I love you with the pillow next to me.
Fuck I'm lonely
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>>38136931
That's only surface level pathetic. I'm sure even most normies do that.

I masturbate straight into my underwear
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>>38136931
How is that pathetic?
Honestly
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>>38136965
I've done this for years - just cumming in my underwear and letting it dry. It feels so revolting and I'm still too lazy to do anything about it.

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>tfw no Satsuki gf
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>>38136920
Why would you want that kind of girl as a gf?
No, honestly.
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POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPIE PENIS POOP PENIS POOPIE AHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
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>>38136970
Why would you NOT want Satsuki as a gf?

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I just woke up to realize I fucking pissed myself.
I havent dont this since I was like 6 years old.
What the fuck happened I am so fucking ashamed of myself why does the world have to be so cruel.
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>>38136917
You might hAve had to many liquidz before sleep. It happens. I've caught myself a few times. I'll be peeing in a dream and wake up to realize I am about to less lose all over my sheets
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>>38137039
Thats exactly what happened to me, is it not that weird then?
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>>38137162
Nah. It just means you had too much to drink and that you were in too deep a REM cycle to be awoken by your bladder

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I'm 26, and a non virgin worthless alcoholic wage slave. Where do I get a wife?
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>>38136868
Well, first...quit drinking. Do you interact with women at work?
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>>38136868
You don't, it's too late.
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>>38137110

Horrible advice. Try to control it. Don't keep alcohol in the house and only drink socially.

I'm an alcoholic and when I quit I realized I lost out on so much social activities. No bars, sporting events, Concerts, parties, hell even board game parties cause people will look at you funny when you aren't drinking. . Which caused me to lose a lot of friends. Sad to say but a lot of social shit involves drinking.

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This is what true female beauty looks like,
shirt, pale white, ginger, tight body.

Dont bother arguing
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shame about the implants
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>>38136809
She's a cutie but either lives in or fucks a guy who lives in a fucking DUMP. She's hot but trash and probably has had gonorrhea
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>>38136845
>>38136847


You've never seen a woman in your life, have you ?

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Is escapism really that bad?

Let's say i come home after a hard day of work and I'm an extremely lonely person with nothing to lose, and the only thing that keeps me happy are vidyas and annie may, and i lock myself in my room doing nothing but watching annie and playing vidya.
I personally find that type of lifestyle extremely comfy
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>>38136805
what isnt (IS NOT) escapism? for example
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Nothing wrong with it as long as you keep enjoying it. The problem is when it starts to not fill the void anymore
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You find that lifestyle comfy because in reality your life is shit. But instead of working on a better future you simply ignore the issues that need to be addressed in your life, thinking that only if you forget about it tonight you'll be fine. Sooner or later you'll get depression/anxiety/etc and you'll wonder "why is my mind so broken? why can't I be like the rest?" while you eat your microwave dinner and watch some fat kid larping a grownup on twitch.

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If determinism is real because we're just a very complicated biological machine then how come we haven't figured out what makes people happy yet?
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>>38136794
We have. We just decided that not everybody should be happy.
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>>38136819
Not true. We have no idea how to cure many disease of both the mind and the body. Some people are fucked ( for now, at least).
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>>38136794
well have you decided what would make you happy yet?

>>38136819
what do you mean we? who is we?

>>38136880
not true indeed.

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I keep hearing
"just do it"(kys)
and most often
"you're worthless and no one gives a fuck about you"
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"He knows about you. He knows where you're going. She knows you. She's following you."

Whenever I walk out in public it's all they say. Obviously I know that random people in the street see me as a stranger but he won't shut up. It's literally all I hear all the time. At this point it's just a nuisance.
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>>38136776
will they ever release the tapes
prior to the attack?
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I don't hear voices, but I am most definitely suicidal. Today's been especially bad.

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Where the FUCK do I go to make friends?

Nobody trades contact info here (which is a good thing) and /soc/ is full of people who aren't even normies or robots - they're a different breed entirely and that's a whole other thread in itself.

I know my situation may come off as a joke to some of the people here who have truly and genuinely been socially isolated for their whole life but it's getting to me. Having someone to chat with throughout the day and get to know would be really nice.

I don't think I have to point out that communal Discord servers are a trainwreck for natural connection and communication.
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>>38136704
If you're old enough to post here, you're too old to make new friends.
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>>38136704
Friends are a meme senpai.
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>>38137456
>mfw

>>38137477
It looks fun though.

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Have you ever watched this famous video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B26asyGKDo

I see this as a legit work of art.

Our life, our whole fucking life, is made of days. Separate days. Finite days.
What you think or feel about it?
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OP here.

I am doing one right now.. Started on Feb 15, so it's 2 years and 5 months until now.

Man, it's incredible the feeling of see yourself changing day by day.
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>>38136654
i would pay to not watch this video.
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BUMP.
I feel the same.

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Well I've done it. I figured out a fool proof way to determine my looks/10 scientifically.

>Go on Tinder, make profile with three pictures of me
>Like every girl I see
>Wait a day and see how many matches I get
>Change three pics of me for three pics of 10/10 chad (pic related) who has dark features like me but is better looking, keep bio same
>repeat
>see how many matches chad gets and normalize this as 10/10
>compare my matches to Chad's as a ratio over 10

Only problem is Chad got 25 matches and I got 1 so thats 1/25 or 4/100 or 0.4/10 and I was trying to get only integers :/
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>>38136529
tinder is trash. either looksmax yourself or dont bother
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>>38136529
God speed robot. You take a scientific oriented approach to rejection. That's admirable.
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>I was trying to get only integers
You just need to round down anon

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>leave room to get a snack to eat
>hear fireworks going off all over the place from my kitchen window
>go back to my dark room and watch anime to stop it from hurting

How is your 4th of July going anons
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>>38136511
>tfw only july 3 10:27 pm
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true or false: the 4th of july is the most normie holiday
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>>38137756
what is:

New years eve

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Whoever posted that thread of women getting abused earlier, fuck you. I hate that I'm so turned on by this degenerate shit.
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time to hit the archive
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>>38136459
she looks like trailer trash
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>>38136493
>>38136459

What was it called?

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