Great shots I took of Elliots videos.
Supremely awesone1
Supremely awesome2
Supremely awesome3
Are souls real? Are we something greater than the pattern of signals in our brains?
unfortunately as far as I can tell...Yes
human beings are so limited in general we will never know personally.
>>38139549
your dick length b limited
WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN ANON? NOW YOU'RE A JOBLESS FUCK, LIKE A NIGGER
>>38139498
>"It's never too late Anon. There's always another hand to shake, you've just got to try!"
>>38139498
top kek I really like these threads
>>38139769
I like how quickly the meme is evolving
Does anybody else struggle with stringing sentences together? What's wrong with me?
>>38139486
This, and I have a bad habit of mumbling because I'm so fucking shy and awkward.
>>38139486
Yeah. I speak well inside my head but I can never put it together verbally.
>>38139486
ive lost a girlfriend over this shit, i love you for understanding my pain
Why are asian girls so fucking hot?
>>38139451
you're going through a phase
>>38139451
They're like any other race. Some are hot some are not
>>38139467
Not OP but I've kinda fetishized them my whole life
*sniffs*
"Damn it son how many times I have got to tell you ya have to be installing new penis bushings when they start to wear out! Don't lie and say they aren't worn out, hellfire I can smell that from the front seat. Get back in the house, you're not going to school yet."
Don't worry it's just me, my son is at his new job, I've come to tell to he won't be riding in the back of your car anymore.
You've been warned, now shake my hand like a man.
>>38139428
"Your son? Who the hell are you and why are you in my car? Where the fuck is my son then huh?! He was just here damnit! WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM!"
>>38139373
Heeeyyy daddy
what's a penis bushing? can I get one for my b-day?
luv u lots xoxo
Im slipping into being an aggressive douchebag relentlessly hitting on females in public due to no fap.
Hi /R9k/ im dedicating myself to ruin normies lives and not care, ill post dedicated threads on this board to show my progress with proof, im still a virgin but i figure i have nothing to lose anymore. starting tomorrow i will be making my way to the malls, bars, clubs using tinder and every tool possible to get pussy. I have had a couple conversations with local girls that went okay. I found a practice conversation girl at star bucks that i force myself to talk to, im going to literally ask her for a blow job in a couple hours when i go back to get more coffee.
Anyway Guys stop being passive, who cares if you fail with women, ive lost my self conscious as of lately and the only time im self aware of what im doing is when i question my intentions and my intentions are to just have sex and not care about the girl.
I dont care if shes in a relationship, i dont if shes 30 or 18 im going for the fuck, one girl told me she had a boyfriend at the mall and i kept talking to her untill she threatened me to call her boyfriend, which she did and i stayed there untill he showed up, anyway he couldnt actually beat me up so i gave zero fucks
Tomorrow, im going back to look for her, i dont give a fuck how creepy i apear anymore.
So nofap really is the answer. Carry on.
The only thing we have different sexually from our ancestors is massive amounts of internet porn available on demand. We should be just as aggressive and sexual as they were.
Anyway /r9k/ take 20 days of no fap, and go outside, work out be on edge look like you dont care, shower take care of your clothes and brush your teeth get a hair cut and go into the public and start conversations with people no matter how autistic you look, just try travel to a very busy side of your city. so you dont get noticed
i took the train to a metro and just went to the most busy shopping malls and looked for girls that were isolated and hit it off
Why stay home and repeat what you did yesterday???
Im making this thread to encourage some of you guys, i want to make this thread daily if you guys want to participate just join, post proofs in these threads take photos, give your number to a girl and start texting, send screen shots of your text messages etc
Im sure after 1 month of having this thread we will have virgins that lost their virginities.
>>38139461
I have not fapped for 30+ days i lost count, im on edge not giving a fuck, i noticed that my voice is loud as fuck when i speak right now, if somebody says hello to my i have the confidence to reply with a "whats up dude"
But it isnt a self conscious reaction for me, its almost not being aware and just replying to a greeting and not caring, or thinking how you should reply
Its anecdotal to me but i noticed that after like 10 days, i dont think no fap is the answer but it just helps
>the fireworks start at midnight on the 4th
>>38139353
same here, fucking pissing me off, scaring my animals and ruining my quiet comfy night.
I live in a neighborhood that's almost all spics, chinks, and niggers, I've heard fireworks going off this entire week, coupled with mariachi and parrots squawking.
>>38139353
>>38140199
You fucking harlots. Celebrate the birth of your country! You're the reason our country is dying.
What should a small girl expect exploring this world? Curiosity killed the cat? Or cat finds paradise?
What happens here?
>>38139301
I mean I just use it like a dating site.
But basically if you like attention with pictures and stuff. You'll love it.
>>38139301
Why in the actual fuck are you posting this on /r9k/?
>>38139301
>what happens here
Viral marketing
HOOOOOOOOOOOOW DO I BE NORMAL??? HOW DO I TALK TO PEOPLE AND GET FRIENDS??? I CAN'T FUCKING LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
you dont "be normal" faggot, none of us are, you can only try to be
your best bet for not an hero'ing pointlessly is to take the iron-pill, start reading, working out, and eating healthy and cooking.
if you can do those 3 things then everything else will fall into place, but it will take some time
im sorry to tell you this but you cant just become normal if youre not. Learn to live as who you are
>>38139485
>>38139497
These anons are right. Accept your fate, faggot
I want to smash this cunt's fucking face.
IMMA STRABURRY
>>38139238
whos this chad my robot?
>>38139238
>Reply
do it
he's a piece of shit attention whore, not unlike most OPs
What kind of monster would you turn into if you were cursed?
>>38139065
A dog.esto es original
>>38139065
one of those creepy spider girls
Although it seems like a shape shifters or a body swaper would be the best choice just to have unlimited choices in the future.
Likely, some frail, scrappy beast, a scavenger. Like a beaten dog, slinking wretched at people's feet, provoking only pity
Either that or frothing, vicious beast. Something like a big werewolf. Succumbed to violent, insatiable rage and hunger
Who are you?
What did you do today?
>>38138886
my name is anon and I browsed 4chan all day
My name is TOm and I take care of a little girl but play videogames, take naps and browse the internet the rest of the day.
it doesn't matter who we are, all that matters is our plan
HOW FUCKING ANGRY ARE YOU?
>>38138876
>feeling anything besides despair
how new are you?
>>38138989
digits confirm m8
newfags need to learn how to into despair
feel empty
Instead of circle-jerking in your own two threads, Why don't the concerned come forth and debate their arguments concerning the presence of gays on the "Comfy" board we know here today as r9k? Perhaps we can talk through this and come to some sort of agreement or conclusion concerning this vendetta?
I wanna fucc this little nigga in the ass
>Lewdposters make too many threads
>they invade non lewd threads and try to turn things sexual (pic related)
Those are the objective arguments against gay posting on here. I make actual /comfy/ threads daily. Why is /comfy/ to these degenerates talking about licking and fucking eachothers boipussy?
Get an actual life that isn't entirely based around your sexual fetishes and have actual interests.
>>38138999
Not gonna lie, this was unexpected and made me crack up. Still, gays need to fuck off.