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get down on your knees like the little bitchboy that you are and spread your ass so i can finger your tight hole.

>>38139954

go to gym, eat healthier, get a goal in life and some values that you can defend from all angles. so you know when someone is pushing you. in that order

>>38139954
I don't think you ever do, you just get good at suppression or you don't.

>>38139945
ignore for now anon, wait for the robot waifu age. give it 20 years and you shall be rewarded with eternal bliss.

Pretty sure they're aimed at computer geeks

>>38139945
>these dolls are so tiny, we must put unrealistically huge boobs on them to scare off the virtue signalling pedo witch hunters
>>38139957
They'll never get serious. I'm very disappointed in how far we've come thus far. In the early 2000s we should have started but didn't. By now we should have full body VR, not perfected but nice enough to be completely emersed inside of. Thing is that's going to take money, and what rich guy has the passion of a loser, to help people with no lives? They have no drive to escape, make video games meant to play next to your friends on the couch instead, over and over and over and if they feel like running around inside a VR world comfortably they'll just fly to a nice vacation spot after selling spinners instead of working hard to earn it having actually done something different.

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>>38139897
yeah you faggots are the real problems, get a job already! a working life is the only life!

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>>38139897
but a job supplies me with all the necessary things i need to stay comfy.

wageslaves are cucked to death, ahahahaha enjoy tomorrows raging commute to slave box haha fuckin lol

What meds did they give you?

>>38139860
whats the diagnosis, anything unexpected?

>>38139924
Higher dose of paxil and prozac added to my schedule

>>38139782

I'm sorry if this sort of thing happened to you, anon.

>>38139804
No, but she made me rub her feet after she came home from work every day until I was 14.

>>38139828
thats hot. do you have a foot fetish now?

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>>38139747
Tell her you're not comfortable doing this and for now you just want vanilla sex. She'll either get pissy and bitchy, in which case she was going to set you up for rape which means get away from her, or she's mad because she's expecting you to do something you're not comfortable doing, which means get away from her.

If she's ok with not doing it at first, then she's good.

>>38139747
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
the fact that she had to order you to do that?
so fucking gross. grow up beta boy.

you encountered a whore.

real men do that without girl having to ask..

>>38139747
Beat her up but get it on video of her enjoying it. This way you have proof it was consensual

>>38139728
Elliot rodger being hot is a meme. He's only slightly above average (6/10). The thing that set him apart was his riches.

His clothes look pretty faggy in that picture, but he was a real qt desu, especially as a shy sweet teen
Inb4 pedo

>>38139728
>Slightly above average looks
>rich

Seriously, why the fuck could he not have gotten a girl?

Do you like to ask hypothetical questions which have no merit in the real world?

>>38139724
What episode is this? She is me.

>>38139827
2nd I think.

dude go for it that sounds fun

>>38139699
But what about my current life, schooling and friends?

Hell yah dude. No way you should pass this up.

>>38139610

Welcome to club. What game yo?

>>38139610
10/10 I wish I could be doing that but I'm just internally crying and being broke

>>38139610

Also, we talking tall boys? And I think you mean two packs

>>38139600
apparently modern physicists are coming up with ways something can come from nothing but I would never really understand it.

if you want to be rational about god you only need to ask who created him to end up at the same dead end of ignorance.

>>38139639
But the existence of something does imply something came from nothing, right? There's an implied t=0 for everything. There is an answer that exists, right? That's incredible!

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We created existence for dank memes

>>38139561
Is this real? What the fuck is up with America?
Americans are degenerate.

>>38139561

Have sex. Somehow

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>>38139583
>"You don't need to lose any more weight Anon, you're going to turn anorexic!"

I can't fucking imagine living like that, I already feel shitty about the way I look now.

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>>38139560
Even my topic is a dismal failure.

Anon, you should have went with her. But the hour for retrospection is over, now comes the hour of action.

>Order your surroundings.
>Establish a productive routine.
>Save your money.
>Find cheap social events. -plenty meet up groups online-
>Be sociable, make friends.
>Use the money that you accumulated to move out into a place of your own.
>If necessary to accomplish previously mentioned, work two or three more jobs, you have references that should be easy.
>From there improve.

And a lot of other stuff, but I am too lazy to write it.

I also fucked up a relationship with a rich girl Anon. I feel worse about not marrying in to money than I do about not being with her.

>>38139557
Contd.

>Now onto personalities, latino nerd is, well a nerd, but being from a latino background, seems less like one in how he talks and dresses, you wouldn't even know it if he didnt wear glasses. Fa/tg/uy is well quite big, as well as an interesting hobbyist and amateur game developer, he is charismatic and he worked previously in an office job, till the company he worked for shut down, he is now pursuing an education to get a new career, sunglasses dude is the cool guy of our group, seems the most robot somehow, he admitted to me he dresses cool, for the sake of looking cool, hasn't told me if he has a gf yet, so we'll see if he's robot or not. asian stacy has admiited to being adhd, has a bubbly personality, slightly airheaded, but hardworking so far. And as for my personality, we can safely say it's shit, as are most of the people here. Anyways today we got into an unfocused bit of smalltalk. The stacy brought up the topic of the group's formation and assumed everybody knew eachother before it was even formed, a previous session had made her realize that I was the one who formed the group. More info came out today, making her realize I actually knew no one prior to the group and had to recruit. When she found this out, she proclaimed I was the confident leader of the group due to being able to approach random people, and getting organized into a group. Before I could shoot down that kind of idea, the group had already agreed with it. I sighed, and just started to work again knowing how shit I was, how shy I was. Latino nerd said he started talking and contributing ideas to our group, in part because of how confident I looked somewhat. Even though that was more just me trying to contribute in order for there to be a culture of helping each other within the study group rather than it just devolving into a shitfest of just sharing answers instead of trying to teach.

>>38139577
Contd.

>Anybody ever run into the problem of people putting you on a pedestal? Making you seem like you're more than you know you are. I tried to plant in their heads that they could be better than me, and that the group was made to do that, but seemed to be set in thinking I was smarter then them, even though I was the shy, self hating, and underachieving, straight-F, loser back in my elementary and highschool days. The only thing that changed was my realizing I couldnt dwell on and try to fix my shitty experiences, and childhood. Realizing I had to progress or die unhappy and alone. I dont know, I feel different now that's sure.

Learn to greentext original faggot

Hey [shy girl] I heard you may like me, I'm interested in you too. Would you like to grab something to [preference]

If you're 16 of under just ask to date, worst case she says no. It will sound like a lot but just do it, you can be quirky when asking too, add your own spice. Overall do something about it.

>>38139818
Ok thanks

I thought about this but I'm honestly too autistic to do anything without someone on the internet validating my plans

>>38139951
Glad to hear, hope that you gather the strength and it works out. Don't be too discouraged if it doesn't because the next time will feel a little easier