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>reach age of 18
>no body hair

>reach age of 30
>suddenly armpit hair, leg hair, and arm hair starts growing

what does this mean?
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>>38141615
What wizards do you know of don't have full beards? They're hairy as fuck, anon.
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I didn't get armpit hair until I was 18. I have just started growing my first mustache at 21. The only other hair on my body besides pubes are around my nipples.

Why
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>>38141651

But I'm not a virgin. I had sex like 7 times.

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>20 years old and haven't kissed a girl
>Probably never will
>Realize I'm being pruned out by evolution

It hurts, but it's ok.
I think I just need to learn to accept this. Its always been obvious that I'm defective, and under-dog victories are for movies.
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If all you aspire to in life is spreading your genetic material like some kind of animal then just donate your sperm faggot
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>>38141773

That's easier said than done. Hard to find a place that does that, and then there are lots of medical requirements.
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>>38141830
fuck then I don't know just cum on a pile of caviar

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Are some people just meant to be alone?

I have to ask because no matter what I try, nothing seems to work. And the more I try, and the more I get rejected, the worse I feel, and the more isolated I become. I just don't know what to do at this point.

I asked a girl I like at work to go to the movies tomorrow. she was planning on going to see Wonder Woman alone, and we get along great, and I had already established that I wanted to see it as well. it was literally the perfect opportunity. well at first she kind of laughs it off, and I tell her I'm serious. Then, of course, she tells me that she's taking her son to see fireworks tomorrow. well that's fine, I tell her, we can just see an early viewing, get back in time for her to go see fireworks. then of course she makes up some excuse that she was gonna be busy all day probably despite already establishing that she was planning on going to see the movie alone anyway. well fuck it I said, just dropped it because I was busy at the time, and that was the end of it.

I just don't know what to do at this point. she's single and it really seems like we get along good. so that leads to the question: are some people just meant to be alone? Why can't I find a lasting relationship? Am I just meant to fuck random whores who'd fuck anything with a dick and a few bucks for booze or drugs?
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>can't even get a response on 4chan

fuck my life
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I hope u feel better c:
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iktf OP. I'm 25 and I still haven't had anything close to a serious relationship. Every attempt has just led to a soul crushing failure and I'm convinced that there is nothing but loneliness in my future.

Are normies right about us?
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>>38141396
this is true for wizardchan
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This is true about every edgy douche on this godforsaken website
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>>38141396
That's just a stereotype. All I seem to see on most of 4chan are sociopaths, some with advanced degrees in engineering and business, some rich and poor, posting pictures of the latest girl they've fucked or some crazy adventure they've been on.

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>finally about to get laid
>can't get it up
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>>38141357
Weren't you lieing to her about your virginity?
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>>38141398
Of course
ororo
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>>38141357
Happened to me. Gave me so much anxiety about pursuing women sexually because what if I can't get it up again. Felt shitty all around. She was kind about it but still.


Then the next day she was being sweet and we started fooling around and I just decided that there was nothing to worry about because I was going to just have fun and have sex with a pretty girl that actually likes me for me. And just like that I was super hard and I pounded her. We've been together ever since :')

Don't give up homie nerves don't last forever

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Does it feel bad knowing that Chad is banging your oneties right now?
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>>38141328
Why are his arms so skinny
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>>38141336
you can't control being a wristlet unfortunately
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>>38141328
I don't have a love, never have and I don't plan on changing that.
Chad can't touch me.

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Why would anyone call a suicide hotline if they're suicidal? I never understood this.

Why would you want someone to encourage you NOT to commit suicide? Wouldn't you want the opposite?
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>>38141193
nah, most suicidal people don't want to die, they are just spiraling in their mental shit, suffering, and can't think of another way to stop it. As a last resort they often call a hotline.
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yeah i dont get it either

personally id like to fall over dead but yeah im not gonna take evasive action and risk being a vegetable but i know exactly what they would say before even calling them

>permenant solution for temporaryr blah blah
>lifes great etc
>hobbies
or they just call the cops which makes things harder on you
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>>38141193
For people that feel suicidal but realize in their minds that it is not the ideal solution
ie realizing that emotions =\= good choices

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If a man feels more dignity in poverty than he does in wealth, does that make him crazy?
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>>38141178
no
I bet this is wholly original and I don't have to type anything otherwise, however I am not a risk taker and therefore I will write this.
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>>38141178
I'm not proud of being poor, but I feel prouder having not sold myself like some corporate whore!
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>>38141178
That makes him human, OP.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm6FpvcOvC8

Woman with autism: Cute! Sexy! Already fucking chad!

Man with autism: forever cucked by life. Virgin. Creepy. Weird. Suicidal.

Why is is like this /v/? And women say they need more rights and better treatment.

Is the earth just insane or is it just me today?

Notice the woman immediately says "no" when she sees him.
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*biggie cheeze stepz in*
hey im biggie cheese
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>>38141154

A jap guy did an experiment with this.

He posted on social media as a depressed neet male, and got nothing but people telling him to toughen up and stop being such a loser.

Then he posted as a depressed neet female, and got thousands upon thousands of people asking him for dates, and wanting to be friends and telling "her" how to improve her life situation and lots of other positive things.
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>>38141154
>Plenty of fish in the sea for me >:(

That hateful "me" he says is a sign that the normies should watch their backs.

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Let's get together an indie folk thread. There can't be a comfier genre. Recommend artists, bat around albums, and the like.
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>>38141131
this is fucking amazing thanks
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>>38141131
not /mu/ but don't care

the only album you'll need comrad
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>>38141131
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sss JESUS FUCKING CRHIST

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talk to 7/10 Stacy for 3 days on Tinder
>implied she's down to fuck
>meet her at her apartment tonight
>we end up watching a shitty movie on Netflix called Halloweed while cuddling
>want to make out afterwards but she says she doesn't want to
>excuse myself to her bathroom and rub out a massive load onto her dirty bra while simultaneously jerking myself off with it
>leave quickly and unmatch/block her
>mfw I just want a real relationship but my low self-esteem makes me hangout with shitty people and do shitty things
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>>38141085
Dude
Why didn't you try a real relationship with her???
She's shitty because she didn't fuck yoy immediately???
Is this bait???
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>>38141166
she was definitely not gf material and had about 5 brain cells in total. hot but not someone who's looking for a relationship
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>>38141188
Well still you could've tried to fuck her instead of jacket bf of with an old bra. Pretty lame dude.

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I had a hernia that caused fatty tissue from my groin to go into my scrotum. This caused my right testicle to atrophy from all the pressure. I had surgery to seal the hernia and remove the excess shit from my balls and now my nuts are normal-sized. I'm so happy. Now I feel like a man. Also I busted THE fattest but of my entire life a few hours ago. Its like everything down there works better
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>>38141075
Supposed to say fattest *nut of my life
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Are you happy your fat ass survived or do you just want to boast your PHAT nut ?
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>>38141155
I'm not fat. I have a perfect bmi. Everyone has fat deposits in their groin right under their abdominals. I'm not bragging either Im just so elated that my pipes are working. Actually yeah, I'm bragging

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So, boys. How do I go about this? Idc if it works out, I have a ton of tinder matches and I always mess it up eventually, so I just want her to keep talking to me so I can meme.
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>using 4chan, let alone r9k lingo in real life
Fucking retard. Not every robot is like this. You niggas give all of us a bad name.
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Reporting back in. After these autistic ramblings I still got her SC and she wants to talk more. I guess beeing myself worked for once.
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>>38141812
Forgot pic. Fucking bot this is original.

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Look, man. You're not doing shit right now.
Why not fap?
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>>38140963
I just did like 5 minutes ago to pic related
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>>38140963
look man i dont know you but.. why dont you... asl again later.
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>>38140963
look man i dont know you but.. why dont you... ask again later.

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Why are /games/ doing this to me?
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>>38140903
I don't know. I quit playing H-games and VNs because I kept getting bad endings and not being able to figure out what I was doing wrong.
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>>38140903
>the girl who is blatantly pretending to be something else the entire game
>just b yurself :)
what

also the version i have has the sex cut out
how do i fix
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>>38140903
What VN is this?

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