Why don't you go ahead and tell me why women are to blame for all your problems again, /r9k/
>>38142922
they didn't give me access to their vaginas
>>38142922
>Why don't you go ahead and tell me why women are to blame for all your problems again, /r9k/
They aren't the cause of my problems but that doesn't mean they are a net positive on the world, can't you understand that? Acknowledging that women are shit doesn't mean they ruined my life.
>>38142922
they gave birth to me.
check mate.
UAAGH WHY THE FUCK EVERYTHING GOTTA COST MONEY??
I WANT MY CAREFREE LIFE BACK
I HATE RESPONSIBILITIES
I HAVE NO PASSION IN ANY JOB/CAREER
I JUST WANT TO LIVE IN A ROOM AND INDULGE MYSELF IN THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY: VIDYA, ANIME, MUSIC, ETC
I FEEL ASHAMED IF I DON'T DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE BECAUSE OF SUCCESSFUL COUSINS
I JUST WANT MY CAREFREE LIFE BACK
>>38142872
>cousins
Are you by any chance latino
FULL COMMUNISM WHEN?!?!??
Why won't my dog leave me alone? Ever since I came home from college he's been following me and watching my every move.
>>38142425
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inugami
it's happened to me before.
He missed you, you fucking autist. Go play with your fucking dog
>>38142425
He probably missed you, tbqh.
I am 18 years old and starting my senior year of high school next fall and I plan on applying to some high level universities, however I had one really shitty semester back in my sophomore year and it brought my cumulative GPA down considerably. Now I did very well on my SAT and I've taken several AP courses (more than most universities prefer), however I was curious if Universities may consider excluding that semester when considering be for admission. Anyone have any idea?
Why don't you just google it or talk to a guidance counsellor, you literal child?
>>38142255
hmm why don't you try communitary college, it's free
>>38142291
Google didn't yield any results and my guidance counselor is some 26 year old qt, she intimidates me
Where do people get gf's outside schools, work or bars?
Literally impossible and online dating is a meat market where you present your balanceond cock and stand in line, hoping you'll get chosen
>>38142236
>asking this on r9k
uh
>>38142283
Hmm...like uhh...asking that on r9k hmmmm uh hmm uhhhhhhhh hhherhh like asking like that uh like uh uh uh r9k uh uh uh uh
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>38142236
I met my 4 years gf in twitch chat
was a virgin too
Are you the type to expose or ghost an autist?
i would rather expose a ghost because i'm a ghost perv
>>38142227
The type to treasure an autist forever,as should be
>>38142227
Can someone explain what ghost means?
I just bought WinRAR everybody
neetbux well spent my dear friend
>>38142114
somebody had to do it its not like the devs dont deserve it
>>38142114
I support this if it goes straight to the guy who made it, but I doubt that's the case
Forever alone femanon here. Is it too much to ask for a real man, strong jaw, a moderate 6'2", muscular, hard working, well spoken, reasonable job ($100k+), who wants children, who treats me nice with gifts and flowers?
>>38142101
this isnt a good shitpost
>>38142101
Yes it is, especially since you're the kind of girl with a penis.
>>38142101
I'm 5'10 300 lbs (semi)muscular NEET who has a car and drivers permit
I'll gift you flowers and sex every 3 days
>have multiple chances to lose khv status to fat girls because of tinder
>choose to keep virginity
should I just fuck one of them? A few haven't been uggo, but have been quite pudgy and I am slightly scared that getting a fat gf would make me fat.
You should be afraid because that is exactly what will happen. I've had to spend the whole summer losing weight because it happened to me. Plus if they don't have the self respect to keep a decent weight then they usually dont have the self respect to shower or shave regularly either. There is a reason why most robots will settle for a 5 or even a 4 as long as they aren't a total landwhale.
Then there's the wiping issue. They beg you to take them from behind but you end up with shit stinking swamp ass burning the hairs out of your nose. And then when you are ready to just sleep away the shame, you cant. Her snoring sounds like a goddamn sawmill. Just don't fucking do it. Find yourself a nice girl with ALS or an autistic.
>>38142075
So really you are scared of becoming fat? That's the issue here?
Please visit /fit/ although that might make you a bit homo
Do you think Anri Okita will get married one day?
You know how many beta cucks would marry this harlot?
>>38141897
Funny enough i was pondering that question just a few days ago.I came to the conclusion due to her looks there would be some beta cuck who would just accept her disgusting past.
>>38141914
>You know how many beta cucks would marry this harlot?
I would
I'm officially MGTOW now (per /pol/), but how do I stop the feelings when she walks up to me.
>he hasn't converted to the 2D masterrace.
cut off peen
>>38141891
MGTOW is just a coping mechanism for fat ugly balding numales who cant get laid.
dont buy into that shit
>lul roasties getting toasty XDD they deserve to die
>tfw no gf why doesn't anyone love me ;_;
you losers are pathetic, how about some self reflection instead of blaming the world for your problems?
*biggie cheeze steps in*
hey, itz me biggie cheeze
>>38141709
It had to be said. Everyone has a very fucked world view here. It's sad.
>inb4 roastie get out REEEEE!!!1!!1
>>38141725
thanks for the bump
>>38141740
really is an echo chamber here, the negativity feeds into itself to create a cesspool of misogyny. the world would be a better place if all these losers were rounded up and reeducated
Have you ever stood up to Chad?
>>38141679
Yes, i haveyes, i have stand up
>>38141679
Males raised by weak mother on the left and strong mother on the right
>>38141861
>male raised by man on the left and woman on the right
ftfy
>hey cherry boy, wanna go play volleyball with us?
What do you respond?
If I lose which one of you will breastfeed me?
what's a cherry boy
"Sure I'm great at spiking"
Then proceed to use all my might, anger, and sorrow to jump as high as possible and come down with the force of a thousand suns and slaps those tittes hard enough to shatter my fucking arm.
I have three questions for you:
>what are you so afraid of?
>what do you want out of life?
>what is the most important thing in your life?
>failing suicide specifically with fire arms
>probably to feel like a man and have a hobby i can do alone
>alone time
>>38141622
>not really afraid of anything
>want to help people (I'm a nursing assistant), to improve and maintain my health and fitness. Also that of my family
>most important thing in my life is accomplishing goals and being productive
>>38141622
>what are you so afraid of?
dying alone, it's not unlikely
>what do you want out of life?
someone to spend it with
>what is the most important thing in your life?
probably my pets