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>>38140481
Stop deluding yourself. You're a noncommittal fuck who makes up excuses about being "bored" so you can justify being a failure. Stop making excuses and admit your problems so you can fix them.

>>38140549

Sad but true. Too bad kicks in the pants don't work on most losers.

>>38140481
I don't get bored, I just get anxious about everything until I throw in the towel.

Missed you, Jonathan Brandis anon.

Jesus. He was really hot with that haircut. He never should have cut it short.

>>38140209
I wish I had, but I don't.

Also, if someone shares some rare information with you here, you most definitely need to mention that you got it from someone else, instead of taking the credits of it to yourself. Do not mention tho, that you got it from /r9k/ as we kind of want to keep this board as a secret place to share sometimes qustionable information, so we do not want to become revealed to everyone.

I've noticed, that sometimes as I share some information here, it gets to be used on some blog or some video, without the author mentioning that they got from someone else.

>>38141372
Ur a pedo? He about 12 or 13 in that pic, going to Middle School.

>>38140160
I think it's really more of a question of why western porn is so incredibly formulaic. JAV has some "needs improvement" areas but at least there's some variety and some of the stuff is decent, US porn doesn't even seem to be trying. Oh, yay, another guy who looks like a bouncer from a really skeezy club fucking a generic white blonde in the ass, with neither of them doing a good job pretending they're enjoying themselves.

theres lots of crazy western porn but its super niche fetish stuff
the japanese have much less of a divide between normal porn and fetish porn

things JAV needs to change:

>the law on censoring genitalia is very dumb and needs to go
>they need to stop casting men with tiny penises (yes they do this intentionally)
>pubic hair grooming must improve. i don't need bare but my god there is still way too much jungle bush happening
>girls have to stop doing the cry/moan combination thing

Too violent, imo. I'd say A Cure for Wellness. The script wasn't great, but the cinematography and sound were 10/10.

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>>38140138
>Too violent

too violent, he says.

>>38140107
Nothing I've seen in the last two or three years has been memorable, and I make an active effort to look for indie flicks and shit that should be good by review standards. It's mostly all shit.

Have you tried nofap, it will turn you into a socially aggressive chad-like who goes out and grabs life by the pussy

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lossless?

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>>38140005
>Why do I even bother with this shit
Do you/have you really bothered/put in the effort? I'm a wizard but that's because I never really tried.
I think it's better not to think about things like that and you don't know for sure that nobody out there would want to be with an older guy who has never been in a relationship.

>>38139999
Nice quads for a low t faggot. There is shit you can do to boost test, excercise, eat right, fuck women, be successful and happy etc etc. Or you can start roiding, ask /fit/

Post body too

>>38139999
zinc and vitamin d.

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>>38139999
you could always be a fag.

>>38139312
Rolling for zero FUCK ORIGANL

i will give it a try, but its too late so might do it tomorrow
roll

>>38139312
Fuck it

0R1GlN4L

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Bummp


extra extra

sometimes I take pics of grils cute feet after I sleep with them

>>38139265
Socks are shit and why do none of these stories involve being able to fuck their soles or sucking their toes while you fuck her pussy? Do none of you have girlfriends?

>>38139091
we told you traps are gay, now go in your corner and think about what youve done

Watch as the same moron who complains about gays invading other threads comes into this thread to post his copy pasta

/pol/IDF out in full force today

>>38139091
Never knew the name of that one, now I'm gonna fap.

Why do you have to steal condoms? What are you 15?

>>38139069
Jerk off without the mess

>>38139069
>I stole these today, what should I do with them? -kv

Put them on your feet and wear them like socks

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Laser treatment? Ask a fucking doctor dork

Eh I know some Chad's who have really bad acne scars and never have trouble getting girls...I guess If you're handsome your good but if youre ugly then you're fucked

>>38138249
I can't even afford half the price of a laser treatment.

I can almost afford a VI chemical peel but I get conflicting opinions as to whether or not that would do anything.

Don't kys faggot

Do you really think people gonna want your shitty painting when you died, you think you work not gonna be rotting in some corner as they forget about you?

Why you couldn't even build up enough determination to say in ART SCHOOL of all places, so I doubt you scribbles are that good you pretentious piece of shit.

At least you have some one looking out for you...

>>38138585
That's my problem. I've made a very shitty living off of art since I've been out. going from being respected in my classes and having pieces featured in exhibits to filling my closet full of shit I don't even like myself.
It's nice having someone who cares, really. A real shame that I let her down.
Do you have that one person in your life?

>>38137862
Post your art original faggot

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>>38137825
Why not

Oregano

Everything is eons better, how do you not get that?

>>38137934
What? Have some willpower and foresight.

>>38137825
It's easy

>do a drug
>it feels good

>do it again

After a couple of times you don't want the feeling to stop so you keep getting high

>>38137682
What color was she? If she was white, what color would you assume her children to be?

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>>38137682
>work at McDonald's
>first week on the job
>sitting at table by myself eating my free food before my shift starts
>suddenly see burger wrapper slide across the floor in front of me
>hear man yell "GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, THEY NEED TO TIE THESE THINGS WITH A DAMN ROPE OR SOMETHING"
>try really hard not to laugh
>notice angry old man sitting by himself in the corner holding a burger
>"w-would you like me to get that for you, sir?"
>glares at me
>"I don't give a fuck what you do."
>co-worker picks up the wrapper and looks at me
>asks "Do you really wanna work here?", clearly dead inside

I stopped showing up to work shortly after that because my manager was a bitch and they only let me work 1 day a week anyway.

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>be me
>some waitress is whining about a person who didn't leave a tip but left a note saying she did a good job
>I idly comment that she should be happy someone thought she was a perfect servant
>she tells me she's a server, not a servant
>I ask her what the difference is
>she tells me a servant does whatever they are told
>I see, I answer in a serious tone
>Can you bring me some ketchup?

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>>38136781
Jesus christ that last paragraph op

Those little dogs are fucking everywhere these days, man. Frankly it's a bit scary.

>>38136781
Why do you feel the need to shill anti women threads on here? Go back to the redditpill or whatever reddit forum you came from.