File: 1456255039195.png (9KB, 205x246px) Image search:
[Google]
9KB, 205x246px
manlet feels thread
>5'2 30 years old
>go to starbucks by close to local high school
>group of schoolgirls in line in front of me
>all of them are taller than me
>a tall dude lines up behind me (at least 6'0)
>catch one of the girls looking at me while talking to her friend
>she doesn't even flinch and keeps talking
>spaghetti kicks in and i look away
>hear giggling
>try to sneak glance from peripheral vision
>see they're all looking in my direction now
placed my order and waited outside, pretending to be on my phone. what the fuck is the proper response here?
6 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
Are you good looking? Or are you a Pajeet?
>>
>>38143693
normal looking, white, if I were a chink or pajeet at least I'd be normal height
>>
File: 1499050034122.jpg (41KB, 540x532px) Image search:
[Google]
41KB, 540x532px
wear heel lifts and ascend to 5'4"
>at least it will stop the laughs
File: clay.jpe.jpg (169KB, 904x904px) Image search:
[Google]
169KB, 904x904px
Does alcohol bring out the worst in you? Is there a drug that brings out the best in you?
19 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>38143562
My favorite drug isautism.
>>
>>38143562
Alcohol and weed by themselves are two incomplete halves
>>
Yes, but it makes me feel good anyway, though excessive amounts turn me into a goddamn monster(well, more of one than I already am though.)
Benzos, painkillers, DM bring out the best. Weed is neutral ground, I feel good while on it, but i'm still a socially retarded fuck even when ULTRA420BLAZDUPXX
File: 1455245165167.png (202KB, 396x413px) Image search:
[Google]
202KB, 396x413px
just LMAO @ how most of you say you hate "normies", but are so desperate to seem like one on here. it's fucking pathetic.
someone will make a thread, saying something, then a lot of you will interpret the way YOU want to, and then try to shit on the OP, because you think you're more normal, you think you have more "common sense", you think you're more "level headed". lmfao. fucking pathetic swine. You all try so hard to seem like you're less of an autist than the next guy. LOL.
anyways, I'm done using this board. No one cares obviously, but holy shit you all are lame as fuck, the level of subtle pretentiousness is absurd.
I bet you a million dollars, some faggot is going to do exactly what I talked about in here, aahahahahahahah,
peace
9 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>38143518
most people on here are failed normies
>>
>>38143544
probably true hahaha. pathetic. I can only imagine that most of these dudes so badly want to be a normie, but are those kinds of guys that try too hard, and are needy as fuck, and are therefore deemed lame as fuck, and therefore sort of Ignored
then they come here and try to spout their LE BASED knowledge on all of us. God damn lmfao
>>
>>38143518
I was the type of guy to be a know-it-all on fucking with women. I used to tell my friends I was going on a date with a girl but what I really did was go offline and take a nap, and when I woke up, I'd tell them all about how I FUCKED HER HARD.
I'm really a virgin, but I tell guys how to get with women despite never touching a girl. I don't do that shit anymore, and I haven't been this well-grounded and had such self-esteem in years.
You can really tell when someone is bullshitting because girls talk differently from men, and retards on this board F12 facebook messenger logs and pretend a girl is sexting them.
File: atlantic.jpg (1MB, 3072x2304px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 3072x2304px
heaven is just beyond the bay
this thread is topicless, childhood stories, philosophies you outgrew, what made you who u r. I gotta piss, brb
30 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
In 10th grade, as I was losing my friends, I started smoking pot to be able to hang out with my last one cuz he was smoking a lot of pot. we hadn't started out friends as smokers, he was there like the second time I smoked. but then he ghosted me and joined the popular group. I had been listening to Kanye's "Can't Tell me Nothing" and it was a scary song to me;but now that I've my own life-it's a song of redemption because I kept my independence-sure I was a loser in highschool, but I'm my own man NOW
>>
>>38143513
at the same time, I was losing another friend. his dad had been a dying drug addict and while smoking pot I came up with something that REALLY scared me: "We all go into death screaming 'no'". but I realized some people have lived their lives to the fullest and when you lived with no regrets and your body is failing you go into death thinking "I did."
>>
and i remember writing something on a notecard when I was high to never forget, but I forgot what it was and the notecard no longer exists. I think it was "you need to choose pain and you do exist". I would also come home high and stare into the mirror scaring myself
Anonymous
Lies you were told in school 2017-07-04 08:34:24 Post No.38143419
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Lies you were told in school 2017-07-04 08:34:24 Post No.38143419
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: pepe - angry, cry, frustrated, gun.png (340KB, 600x583px) Image search:
[Google]
340KB, 600x583px
Lies you were told in school
Anonymous
2017-07-04 08:34:24
Post No. 38143419
[Report]
[View this topic]
>be me, 28
>just had a flashback to high school
>sex ed teacher talking about how you shouldnt have sex just to "lose your virginity", you should wait until you're with someone special who you trust
>went on to say how "eventually, everyone will have their first time" and that being a virgin is "nothing to be ashamed about"
fucking normie sex-ed teachers. it's so easy to say that when you're not a virgin yourself.
meanwhile, i'm still a KHV who has been living off my parents since i dropped out of college.
IS THERE ANY JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD?
6 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>38143419
Just fuck a hooker and be done with it, virginity is NOT a huge thing and it's not something you should be ashamed of
>>
>>38143577
>just fuck a hooker bro!
>>38132661
>>
remember when they said your bully would be working for you one day?
when does that happen exactly? i'd like a Range Rover and an attractive wife with 2 kids, i feel like i earned it growing up poor with no friends getting bullied everyday. or did the 90s lie to me
Why aren't robots Buddhists yet?
It seems like robots are the exact type of person to benefit from Buddhism more than anyone else.
Robots are sex deprived. They have a huge habit of jerking off and are never satisfied, being constantly tormented by lust and feeling a feel when faced with rejection. This is a prime example of how, in Buddhism, the four noble truths become relevant, which are, in order: All life is suffering, all suffering is caused by desire, the way to end suffering is to stop desire, the way to end desire is to follow the eight fold path. (Eight prescriptions for living given by The Buddha.) Robots should practice the right mindfulness part of the eight fold path especially, as a huge part of it is realizing that all of our satisfactions like food, sex, and sleep are completely temporary, and that the more we have the more we want.
Robots are often swindled by society and realize this. Being unemployed or unable to purchase anything or have any real life beyond either working if they do eventually slave away for a job, or just being depressed and watching animu. Normalfags are never welcoming of robots which creates an "us versus them" mentality. But in Buddhism, on the eight fold path, right concentration is sited as being the instructions to clear the mind through meditation, not only to kill all desires, but to focus and become productive. Keep in mind though, when having a job or general role to play in society your practicing right livelihood (Having an occupation that is moral, not working in a brothel, distributing drugs, taking part in environmental destruction, etc.).
If a robot wants to become non-antisocial he should practice right speech and right action in relation to others. You must not only hand out compliments but help others through their troubles and help to understand each other. Right action states that you should do whatever you can to help others, like give t charity or other compassionate exercises. Become a Buddhist.
16 Posts / 6 Images
View this topic
>>
>tfw no qt buddhist gf
>>
File: beniceman.png (291KB, 813x484px) Image search:
[Google]
291KB, 813x484px
>>38143415
YOU DON'T NEED A GF THAT WAS PART OF THE POINT
>>
I've been Buddhist for over a year and I've never felt happier or been in a better place with myself despite the actual negative events in my life. I wish more robots would open themselves up to the idea of becoming buddhist, it can be intimidating to start, but research and finding a community really helps. My favorite modern Buddhism books are written by Lodro Rinzler. The first book I read was Walk Like a Buddha by him, and it made becoming buddhist seem way more approachable and doable.
Starting can still be intimidating though, so if any beginning Buddhist wants to reach out and speak about it, I'd be down to listen and help. I'm still a beginner myself, but Im here regardless
discord: hnnhmrry #6655
File: nintchdbpict000336095319.jpg (54KB, 640x960px) Image search:
[Google]
54KB, 640x960px
>hot stacy killed herself even though she had everything
>I can't bring myself to end my pathetic life
I don't know what to say.
9 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>38143347
daddy issues are the shit
>>
>>38143347
>she looks like younger version of my mom
time to fap
>>
I literally have no idea who this woman is.
File: 1436911933144 (1).png (293KB, 633x758px) Image search:
[Google]
293KB, 633x758px
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP HELP HELP HELP AH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK FUCK HELP
9 Posts / 6 Images
View this topic
>>
File: 1497092856010.jpg (20KB, 540x540px) Image search:
[Google]
20KB, 540x540px
AAAaaaaaaaaasddxccv
>>
>>38143341
what's wrong originalioieioworigilwioe
>>
File: 1499049268705.jpg (39KB, 612x408px) Image search:
[Google]
39KB, 612x408px
>>38143341
"Geez Louise, son. You don't have to get all riled up. This was just the first stop, we have lots more places to try! Just remember to get in there, stand up straight, talk to the manager and give him a firm handshake."
File: tumblr_o1zer9HEv21v0pigno1_500.jpg (45KB, 409x409px) Image search:
[Google]
45KB, 409x409px
How was Monday Wagie?
24 Posts / 5 Images
View this topic
>>
>>38143338
Fucked up. But i handled a very complex and difficult Situation very well. So i am proud. Besides earning 200 Bucks a Day.
>>
>>38143338
it was great fellow neetlord
I woke up at 10am well rested had a nice breakfast and got on with my day
>>
>>38143338
Good. My holiday got confirmed today. Flying to Europe next Month. Only slept 5 hours.
So, why do you even deserve a gf?
10 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
Why do stacies deserve chad mcthunder cock? Is it because they have better genes?
This game of life is rigged.
>>
>>38143334
I don't, so can you fuck off
>>
So, why do you repost the same thread every day?
File: 1498963333620.png (334KB, 551x550px) Image search:
[Google]
334KB, 551x550px
>The LITERAL downie at work is great at doing small talk with people and even flirting with girls. Everyone says hey to him and genuinely talks
>And I'm liperally just a memer who can only nose-laugh
6 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>38143226
Downies are usually pretty sociable and people generally reply nicely, as treating them like the retarded animal they are is a big no-no in society.
>>
>>38143226
Do your coworkers talk to you?
>>
File: 1499151951139.jpg (26KB, 150x188px) Image search:
[Google]
26KB, 150x188px
>>38143226
>can only nose laugh
I fucking know that feel anon. I feel so autistic doing it but I can't help it.
File: 799ef2ac9ce82a05f5a7c998e59e4c28d5ac0c9119d6150d7e6e30e410acc2a8.jpg (13KB, 189x255px) Image search:
[Google]
13KB, 189x255px
WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T YOU SEIZED THEM YET?
6 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
Because honestly what does that even mean any more? Storm a Google datacenter and say "dis our shit now"?
>>
>>38143142
we need to produce them processors nigga
intel get fucked
>>
>>38143142
this
commies survived the nazis, and the cold war but got BTFO by a service economy
lmao
File: NO_FILE_GIVEN (0B, 0x0pxpx)
0B, 0x0pxpx
Seriously, what's the deal with these things?
33 Posts / 7 Images
View this topic
>>
>>38142918
They're to prevent the door from hitting the wall too hard and potentially denting it. Hence the shock absorption mechanism.
>>
>>38142945
>They're to prevent the door from hitting the wall too hard and potentially denting it. Hence the shock absorption mechanism.
How come the spring is all compressed already then?
>>
>>38142918
They stop the door so the doorknob doesn't hit the wall
WHY ARE WOMEN LIKE THIS??????? WHY DO THEY DO THIS
51 Posts / 7 Images
View this topic
>>
WHY DO THEY LIE AND MAKE IT HARD FOR MY BROTHERS ON THE INTERNET TO GET LAID ???????
>>
File: 1497330623754.png (430KB, 680x680px) Image search:
[Google]
430KB, 680x680px
>>38142869
Your opener is shit, my dude.
All moderately tolerable girls are visibly off put by it, and the photos of the girls you pull are proof that it only works on the lowest common denominator of tinder sloots
>>
down to earth Christian Texas cutie, oh my.
File: IMG_4733.jpg (25KB, 332x291px) Image search:
[Google]
25KB, 332x291px
How many of you get existential dread when you think about your eventual death? I'm currently experiencing it.
21 Posts / 7 Images
View this topic
>>
File: 1488684808281.jpg (60KB, 960x720px) Image search:
[Google]
60KB, 960x720px
>>38142832
I've always thought how it'd be mentally. Like, do we just stop all thought process? I'm wondering what it's like.
>>
>>38142864
I think you just cease to exist, which terrifies me.
>>
>grandparents will one day die
>siblings will one day die
>oneitis will someday dienot next to you
>all your friends on r9k will one day die
>you will one day die