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I learned how to play the ukulele.
It makes the years waiting for death fly by.

I learned a while ago for fun and now I write and produce songs. Its pretty much the only cool thing I do.

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>>38144403
i've been seeing a weird rise in these kinds of threads the last month or so.
i'm learning so i can make some music and play my favorite songs.
started around december, was on/off until april
and i've been practicing almost every day since for atleast 30 min.
kinda wish i had started learning the piano first, cause i don't want to make regular rock music, but what are you gonna do.

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I'm in!

Good riddance.

You will never stop /r9k/
without this post of course

>>38144247
Onward to 500!

>>38144231
I usually cycle through what I'd say resemble manic and depressive episodes. The manic episodes are usually very short (lasting for a few hours usually) while the depressive ones can last for days at a time.

During my manic episodes, I feel productive, on top of the world. and motivated to pursue my interests and hobbies. The most important part of the manic episode is that I no longer care about other people and their opinions. I do not feel envy, anger or hatred like I normally do.

The depressive episodes consist of a loss of motivation and interest and a return of the anger, hatred, and envy towards others.

It is very difficult to maintain a cohesive and productive front on a daily basis when I feel like my entire mindset can change several times a day.

Now I'll sit here and refresh the thread for a few minutes, get absolutely no type of response, and feel like a jackass for even attempting to offer a thought-out response to a thread.

>>38144308
>Now I'll sit here and refresh the thread for a few minutes, get absolutely no type of response, and feel like a jackass for even attempting to offer a thought-out response to a thread.
Don't worry even if it were so you let it out which is good

I might have bipolar disorder myself but they have features which are similar to schizophrenia

When I get manic or psychotic I crash harder as the economy in 2008

>>38144308
Sorry I don't really have a particularly interesting response but I just wanted to say that I experience almost the exact same thing.

I have noticed one thing though.
I usually live with my parents but as they're getting older they go on long holidays a few times a year, and when I have the house to myself these "manic episodes" as you call them are far more frequent.

I think music helps brings out this state of mind, but also that constant feeling of being in the same building with people who are disappointed in you is a real downer.

>>38144215

When you start sweating and stinking like a pig.

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>>38144215
Anything bigger than this is starting to push it.

>>38144215
It depends on how proportional the fat distributes on a person. Some girls have their fat go straight to their tits, ass, hips and thighs. If it gets to the point where these things start becoming indistinguishable from the rest of her body, that's when it becomes disgusting.

The moustachioed man was the normie here. The other guy has literal autism...

>>38144071
That dude was a retard. Nobody was talking to him.

It's kind of coincidental how like in most games pigs are evil

Open with a joke u clutz

Tell her you want to suck her dick and shit

>>38144042
tell us how you got it

blease don't let my thread die
i can't be the only robot with low standards and a vore fetish that's ruining my life

>there really isn't another robot

>>38145471
>tfw
i'm a cyborg among cyborgs, i suppose

no one has psoted in my threat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "ah reeeeeeeeeee" gibbly git :@@@@@

The girl is hot but crazy af
I don't know if I want her or not

Low quality shitpost

>>38143926
Got a hole in one in golf
I was so excited I woke up, and became less so.

These dreams are fucking brutal. At least for myself, my subconscious is surprisingly loving towards me and I only get either boring dreams or romantic dreams. If I ever have a nightmare I either wake up or start that lucid goodness.
I don't know whether I like to be lucid and know it isn't real, or if I like to take the blue pill and feel that genuine love for a few minutes. But of course that shit hurts all the more when it ends.

>dreamt I was bicycling naked down my street and trying to get home as fast as I could before a car drove by and saw me

What did my brain mean by this?

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>>38143871
>Why do you like boys dressed as girls?
because they are boys and I like boys

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>>38143871
>Why do you like boys dressed as girls?
Why do YOU??

cute is cute my human

>>38143844
>wagie threads
filtered for a reason

I'm more of a fan of longsleeved shirts imho

>>38143844
>when i wake up alive

Try not to let her get on top
I hear many people break their dicks when a fat girl rides

>>38143828
im pretty sure we will be in the standard missionary position

bittly bittly bip bap bodoopity bob bing bang boopadoodly bick back BRAAAAAAP

Can I sleep in the office? I have no experience but I will fly down from Brisbane. I'll get a gym subscription to shower.

>>38143765
I'll work for you, but I don't have any sales experience and don't live in Australia. Also, my dog pisses in the house and I assume he'd also piss in the office.

>>38143765
I have a degree in marketing but currently work at McDonald's. Pls hire me senpai

Probably not true. I mean, how can something come from nothing, and then become nothing again? Don't make sense I tell ya h'whut.

>>38143860
Tell me about your life before you were born.

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NOOOOOOO
STOOOP
I CANT HANDLE IT
REEEEEEE

I did this until I lost 100 pounds. Unfortunately i turned into an anorexic trap after feeling so good about the weight loss. Turn back now before you become more of a faggot

>tfw high metabolism so eat whatever whenever and don't have to worry about shit
When will fatfags learn?

>>38143955
This. How do you even get fat ?