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>>39499297
society glorifies niggers and their vile behavior

Pulled the strap on my plug he like whatcha doin man yes I'm a loser man yes I'm a loser man

I dont see how the two connect. Also you left out the part where he got caught like a dumb ass.

I like how the white girl has to hang her head in shame knowing her siblings are half breeds.

>>39499272
hahaha are you trying to trick me into something?

>>39499272
>3 nigglets + 1 old hag + 1 qt
Wow really difficult choice

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>>39499239
this dude went to my highschool
its crazy to see him blow up
he walked around with the suits everyday
and he waited at a bus stop a mile away from school for a ride home everyday

>>39499239
>400000 subs
what the FUCK

>>39499239
He reminds me so much of my best bro from middle school, but if he'd never grown up more than we were in 8th grade .

>>39499207
Stop giving it a reason to have bad dreams :(

>>39499207
How do you know they're bad? Maybe they're exciting and fun? Either way, you pet the kitty.

>>39499207
I want to know the answer to this too. My cat sometimes tosses and turns in his sleep and his whiskers shake but I'm afraid that waking him up would make him die

>>39499205
Pop her tight cherry pussy.

>>39499222
He got trips OP that means you gotta do it

>>39499222
>I'm not a pedo

No thanks senpai

>>39499178
all the females who do shit like this must be rounded up and publicly lashed, heads shaven and all civic rights removed, this shit is getting out of fucking hand

At least this prison dude is white.

OP, help the police track him down, and get his Stacy whores busted for obstruction of justice

no one's first time is perfect, its less embarrassing trying it out when you're younger so its weirder when you're older

the first few times i tried, i could hardly even get it up no matter how hard i tried. After trying several times i finally managed to get it in but could never bring it to cum, probably because I'm so used to having a tight grip.

It just takes a lot of practice

>>39499116
I told my girlfriend I had sex plenty of times, because she said she would never date a virgin. Now I'm having the best sex of my life.

>>39499192

your girlfriend sounds very smart

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I wanna be a little girl and get savagely pounded by twenty old men

The thought has never really occurred to me.
I find it suspicious how people seem very insistent on injecting the concept of changing genders into people's minds.

>>39499089
i do want to be a beautiful woman and honestly i would give anything to be one

>>39499076
Mom
>weird sloped nose
>ugly lips

Dad
>terrible anger issues

bad traits:

>acne prone/oily skin
>depression/addiction prone

could-be-worse traits:
>average height
>medium frame

good traits:
>decent looks
>high intelligence
>health/genetic longevity
>frugality/restraint/discipline

i think i was actually sort of lucky

>>39499076
jew nose
weak hair

>>39498921
>you're so sweet

It was then I learned to never ask women out unless they show interest first

>I still love you, but I don't think I'm in love with you anymore

>>39498921
>be me, 10
>talking to stepmom about how I want to change the world for the better
>she says that if it could have been done, it would have been done already
>argue that we couldn't fly until recently and somebody still pulled it off
>more pessimistic crap
>ask her "Do you doubt me?"
>"Yes."
I'll fucking show you.

>>39498807
wtf is this faggot shit

>>39498997
Kids don't give a shit about cigarettes anymore, it's all about vaping.

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>>39498997
>he didn't Erl back in school

Normie get out lol.

>>39498797
try not being american or chinese

>>39498797
You forgot

>Work is awful
>99% of all businesses you might work for are untrustworthy
>Loyalty is dead, both in the personal world and corporate world
>If you want to get ahead, you have to fuck over other people and be a complete piece of shit which just makes you hate yourself and everyone else more

>>39498797
>>39498907
Life is great, isn't it

fucking disgusting newfag

Godverdomme zeg. Een mede Nederlander?

>>39498813
Steeds meer nederlanders op 4chan de laatste tijd heh

I wish I was a millionaire/billionaire

I would impregnate many, many women, as much as I could, and try my best to be a great father.

'like to' is overridden by 'absolutely shouldn't'

>>39498733
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If I could pick who they would be, then maybe 2-5.
The first would be a tomboy lesbian girl.
The second would be an artistic snowflake of a girl determined and able to get famous.
There could be one boy, but the rest would also be girls. All genetically perfect with guaranteed quality of life from my own income.

Especially no children if I can't provide for them for their entire lives. It is cruel to bring a child into this world and then force them to work to sustain their own existence that they never asked for.

Don't bother you are here forever

I would assume so. I know I could never have sex because being physically close to peole makes me uncomfortable. I don't even like shaking hands.

>>39498727
Girls really like it when you lie on top of them chest to chest and empty your balls in them.

t. Nonvirgin