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nigie is my waifu

There was a webm posted yesterday or a day prior to that of a cute girl drinking beer and while I could've sworn I saved it under a descriptive name it's not found by me at the moment or I would've posted it here.

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>>38148831
Ok but I've only seen her on the internet.

>>38148752
Why do you have nonwhite friends? Couldn't afford good ones?

>friends who are shitskins

you're just another collector.

>>38148752
>has a neonazi gf
And you're only using her for practice? What a waste.
is she ugly?

>>38148773
kek'd

>>38148707
Freelance writing, brah.

>>38148723
Nah, they'll ask questions like "what have you written, link me some of your stuff"

I need something that's all hard to look at, like bitcoins.

I dropped out of high-school 10 years ago so freelance writer would not be believable.

Stock markets.

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>>38148648
>cousin found the cum gloves

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>>38148735
not funny it actually just happened to me

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>>38148648
>DAD FOUND THE PENIS PENCIL

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origninlknal

FALCON PUNCH

origi

That's a really cute belly :3

I'd date a fat chick, just not morbidly obese.

Wanting a non-obese girl is fine. Wanting a clingy shy virgin pale asian/white femlet that likes anime and vidya as much as you do and saying you're "not asking for much" is peak delusion though. In terms of desirability they're the female equivalent of Chad.

>>38148643
welcome to /r9k/ the new normie central

>>38148543
I don't give a shit. I'm not autistic.
Ive had fun with my share of future gfs/wives. Do you know how that makes my future gf/wife feel? She doesn't give a shit, she has a dick in her mouth. And she better get all the practice she can. I don't want to waste my time with a bitch that can't suck dick.

>your future girlfriend/wife
No such thing

>>38148662
We're getting more and more posts like these lately. I think this board is getting brigaded by salty roasties.

>>38148662
All of her dick sucking skills she will have learned from Chad, and are optimized for pleasing his dick, not yours. You're getting cucked fourth-dimensionally. A non-cuck would prefer teaching these cock sucking skills to an oral virgin so her mouth can efficiently suck your cock, not be predetermined to fit the shape, size, and texture of Chad's cock.

Thats man ass my dude

It looks like it's on backwards. Which brings up a question; why arent the pussy covered by cheeks this thick? It would sex much more hot. Imagine pounding a big wet pussy like that

>>38148485
Kill yourself my homo

post more of legs

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>>38148457
Let's see your dick, faggot.

>>38148652
tfq don' t have a benis

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>>38148440
Curious about this too I find myself thinking about asses and butts all the time and the assholes and buttholes respectively.

>samefagging your own thread as if everyone can't see the poster count in the bottom right

females dont have assholes

if your "girlfriend" has one, guess what, he's a post op tranny

If you need food, nothing else

vitamin D from the sun, you should get 20 minutes a day!

>>38148465
you can get supplements

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my man

originado

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original textless post kumquat

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funnies here

>>38148348
welcome to the dpdr club, only gets worse from here

Use this in your favor

How do I into derealization? Everything is so terrible and real that I just want it to fade away.

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>>38148284
>sister asks me "which board is the one where they all complain about the friendzone"

>>38148284
"Oh yeah, I used to browse that around the time they were doing those Scientology protests."
>>38149038
"Oh yeah, that's the /bant/er board. They aren't too serious."

>>38148284
>sister asks me about cum stalactite

>>38148279
i used to watch it when it first came out, but that was way back in the day. now whenever i watch it i just get good memories of me and my friends, although i dont mind it funny anymore

>>38148279
Alternative humor that laid foundation for modern YouTube video genres

>>38148327
my brother and i pretty much lived isolated with YTP and that's where a lot of our sense of humor has come from.

basically, we're fucked up in the head from it, but we can't be offended by anything.

igiulamam used to by my fav, but he/she/it kinda dropped off after getting banned. when they came back, it was never the same.

it kinda started with the mocjackass777's original spongebob dubs in like 2006 or so, then it just kinda spilled over into a glorious fissure of diarrhea